Wednesday, 16 March 2022

Chilly or wot?

 Hello Woofers!

Daisy here!

You know wot? Old Two Legs tried to give me a further haircut, well, he wanted to trim my butt hair that he missed yesterday!

Still, I told him where to go but he managed to get a few straggly bits chopped off!

You can photograph my head but not my butt!

I know he only has a 35mm lens on the camera so, if I get ahead of him, he won't be able to see my butt!

No closer!

Such was his effort to photograph me that he had the 'White Balance' set to 'Sunny' to take the above photos.

If all else fails, Read The Flipping Manual!

Near to the car park we met up with a few of the lads and I spotted a brill idea, a ball with a handle on the top!

I mean, not everyone can get their teeth into a ball, not even a Labrador but if you stuck a handle on it, Easy Peasy!

I bet it was a dog who designed that ball, makes sense!

Down on the beach I saw something that looked very odd. I couldn't make out what it was. It might be a monster’s backside as it tried to hide under the sand? 

It could be a Nelly Fish with a rubber skirt!

OTL came along and said it was an old tyre that had been covered with sea weed!

I be Holly would have known that as well!

Tomorrow, they have promised sunshine and balmy breezes!

Summer is on its way!

See you tomorrow.

Luv,

Daisy.

Tuesday, 15 March 2022

Spring Shave!

Hello Woofers.

Daisy here.

Well, it had to happen, he has been threatening it for a few weeks. It was only The Missus who said that it was too cold but today’s sunshine just proved too much.

I was washed, sploshed, brushed and blow dried and after all that before being subjected to having my lovely locks of hair shaved from my important little places!

Oh! The shame of it all!

There he was, dancing around with that camera trying to get me to say 'Snnniff' when all I wanted to do was to sneak off and hide myself somewhere dark!

I'll never be able to show myself at Crufts again!

I was lucky not to meet up with any of my mates even though we walked down by the sea front!

Strange though, the clouds were an odd shape today, a bit like me!

You know, that's just how I feel after getting shaved!

 Well, I can't take any more, I'm off to hide under the desk until I regain my composure!

See you tomorrow.

Luv,

Daisy.