Wednesday, 28 January 2015

Windy & Cold and OTL spends the afternoon on his back!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles back again!

Well, today has bee fun, sort of!

Old Two Legs has been working on one of the most boring jobs he has to do, making up cables with connectors on each end. He sort of goes into a trance and he never hears anything we say to him!

Mind you, we got him out this morning for a walk and the wind and rain made it terribly cold!

The wind was so cold that it chilled all the sniffs down so we couldn't enjoy them!

These Sniffs are just Too Cold to enjoy!

Walking along the top grass path Holly was asking if we had to go onto the beach and could we turn around and go home now!

Do we have to go onto the beach?
OTL was having none of that and pretty soon we were at the beach steps and yes, Holly was still moaning!

I don't care what you say, I'm not playing sandcastles on the beach!

Miss snowflake managed to hide behind a stone and said that the wind was getting everywhere!

It get right up your fur you know!
 There were a couple of Curlew out on the mud and Mr Brambles shouted out 'Good Morning' to which they both called back a Good Morning an advised us to get indoors 'cos there is some nasty cold weather heading this way!

It's going to be cold, wet & windy!
 Holly said that it was good advice and could we go home now!

The ferrets by now had got into the grass and they said it was a lot warmer there than on the beach!

This is better!
 Holly said that her nice warm cushion was even warmer and more inviting than a patch of soggy wet grass!

Back we went and OTL carried on working away all morning. After our lunchtime dash along the Sea Wall, (It was still very windy and cold!) OTL decided to install some new computer cables to his office system. I was thrown out of my nice warm spot under his desk, Holly got fed up with the turmoil and headed off down stairs!

OTL was on his back under the desk knocking cable clips to the underside of the desk to hold the cables.

Now, OTL tells me that its hard to bang the nail in when you are on your back, in the dark, using black cable clips and if you are suffering from a cataract!

We found out just how difficult it was 'cos he hit his finger with the hammer instead of the nail  and not only did he say 'Ouch'! but where he hit it, it started to bleed!

Poor OTL, he hasn't done that for years!

So, nursing a painful finger with some plaster wrapped around it, he went back to the cables and connectors again!

He says it's safer!

I must say, I a agree with him!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Tuesday, 27 January 2015

Down The New Park Again!

Hi Woofers!

Here we are again, waiting for the snow, Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles!

Well, we have been told that there is a good chance the Snow Fairy will be arriving soon and Old Two Legs says he is wondering what the ferrets will make of it!

Down on the beach there was Mr Curlew having a paddle and looking for breakfast, so we said hello and wished him well!

.......and good morning to you too young ladies!
Miss Snowflake dived off into the sea weed while Mr Brambles climbed back into the bag!

Looks a bit damp here!
Back home it was chicken for our breakfast then off to watch Old Two Legs working away making stuff.

Of course, then he had to take it all down to the carriers and get it shipped off to his customers.

That being done we then headed off to The New Park 'cos OTL didn't want to go paddling around in the mud in The Forest again!

As soon as we got there, OTL got the ball out and we had a great game of 'Chase The Ball' and of course I got all excited and just couldn't wait for him to throw it again and again and again!


Come On! Throw The WOOFING BALL!
Then he did and off I would go, charging down the path chasing the ball!

Got It!
Holly, being the lazy one, didn't even chase after the ball once! All she did was to prance about, sniffing the sniffs and saying that 'She doesn't do Balls!'

Don't do balls!
Then we spotted something that we knew OTL would love. Holly saw some Fly agaric mushrooms under one of the trees and of course, there he was, on one knee clicking away!

Don't normally see them this time of the year!
It was only when he turned around to see Holly and I laughing our tails off that he clicked that they were made of plastic!

You know, even the cows were laughing at the joke!

Plastic Mooshrooms!
 That was it, Holly and I were dashing all over the place calling out that there were some more 'Mooshrooms' over here!

Look, another Mooshroom!
It was so funny and OTL looked rather embarrassed at being laughed at by a couple of cows, well, Mother and Daughter!

Sorry about that, but it was sooo funny!
Holly found a super sniff and had a roll in it and when we got to the Indian Tee Pee I even suggested she stay outside because she Honked so much!

You really Honk!
Back home she got a good washing down by OTL, he had to 'cos The Missus refused to get near Holly 'cos of the stink!

I mean, Holly had to ride home in the back of the car, clipped to a ring on the floor!

Phew!

So, that is our bit of fun today and we had a look at Google Earth to see Cayton Bay and it looks just like we would want for our beach, miles of sand and there must be loads of rabbits too!

See you tomorrow.

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Monday, 26 January 2015

A Fine Day for Hunting Squirrels!

Hi Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

You know, Old Two Legs didn't even wear his gloves this morning when we went out! It just shows you how mild it was, not that the ferrets agreed!

They both jumped out of the bag on the way down to the beach, had a wee, and jumped back in again!

Of course, when they got down onto the beach neither of them wanted a wee and instead huddled together pretending to be frozen stiff!

We're two poor Frozen Ferrets in need of a cuddle!
Not that we believed them, five minutes ago they were dancing along the grass path and not even mentioning the cold!

Holly just sat there watching and finally said.......................

Them? Frozen? They can Kiss My Tail!
When they finally reached to grass Path they were diving in and out of the grass and rolling about all over the place!

That was until they heard 'Heeeellloooooooooooo Girlie's!'

It was Barney come to see us!

Lovely to see you all again!
We all had a chat and even the ferrets said hello to Barney. Mind you, as big as Barney is, he is still a bit wary of the ferrets. Especially after I told him about Miss Snowflake biting OTL!

Both Holly and I stayed under the desk snoozing all morning until lunchtime when we loaded up the car and went delivering down in the town. Of course, after all that was done it was off to The Forest with OTL's wellies!

I must say, it was a bit quaggy and we all had muddy paws by the time we finished, even OTL!

We hunted high and low for squirrels and at one time Holly reckons she found some squirrel poo under the leaves!

Well, it Sniffs like Squirrel Poo!
OTL spotted two squirrels but by the time we saw them as well, they were half way up a tree and chattering away in squirrel speak!

Is that a Squirrel I see Before Me?
OTL got fed up with hunting squirrel and started to play about with the camera and going Zoooom! Zoooom! Zoooom!

It took ages for us to work out what he was doing!


Zoooom?
 Back home we crashed out again under the desk and enjoyed a super snooze and only woke up when The Missus started rummaging around in the freezer and making a terrible noise!

AS NORMAL!

So, that's it for now, we think OTL will be having Gammon Steak tonight, so that mean we get a good chance of mugging him for a nibble or two!

We finally got the maps of where we are going on holiday, South West Wales. OTL has never been down there, so it's going to be new to him. He says that it's also known as Little England 'cos there are so many English down there that were imported over the last few hundred years!

Who knows, we might be able to understand what they say!

OTL told us about when they went up to North West Wales to a place called Porthmadog and when he got to the top of a mountain called Snowdon!

Well, there's no mountains down where we are going so it will be sandcastles and moats!

We see that the caravan site is right on top of a big sandy beach, Holly and I are getting all excited already and even the ferrets say they are looking forward to digging some big holes!

TM plans to do a 'Master Class' down in Pontypridd which sounds nothing like wot it is spelt!

OTL says that his ancestors came from West Wales but doesn't know if it is North, West or South.

Typical of him, that side of his family always gets lost!

See you all tomorrow, we're off to study the maps!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Sunday, 25 January 2015

Sunday fun hunting cats!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles here again!

After yesterdays fun and games we over slept this morning! We were just too tired to wake Old Two Legs up, so he over slept as well!

That didn't please the ferrets too much 'cos they were ready to out almost as soon as they had finished slurping their Lactose Free Milk!

As soon as they had finished they headed for the 'Traveling Cage' and kept on calling out for OTL to 'Get a Move On!'

We're Ready!
Down on the beach it was a bit chilly and Mr Brambles had to ask for a cuddle until he warmed up. Miss Snowflake also wanted a cuddle but OTL said she needed some exercise!

Mind you, that didn't stop them being very cautious and Brambles sent Snowflake up the steps first, just in case that Bozo on a Bike was around!

It's OK, you wimp, there's no sign of him!
 Holly was already half way up the grass path waiting for them!

Oh, do hurry up, I'm starving and there's chicken waiting at home!
Trust Holly to think with her tummy!

I was playing a game with OTL, I bet him a Doggy Choc that I could fly by flapping my ears!

So I ran along the Sea Wall and he took a picture!

Flappy Ear Flying!
I Won!

Of course, the ferrets were having a ball in the grass, doing what ferrets do best...............!

Just having a Ferret Around!
Come lunchtime we were bundled into the big car and off we went to see Sassy & Tilly which was fun but a bit boring 'cos we were made to stay in one room, on our cushions, behaving ourselves!

That was until one of the cats arrived at the back door!

I tell you, the look on that cats face to see two woofers INSIDE while it had to stay OUTSIDE, in the cold, away from the food bowl and away from the comfortable chair!

Ah! Poor little Pussy Cats!

Back home we had the rest of our chicken dinner and then took up position waiting for OTL to get served his dinner!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

We're Still Here!

Hi Ho Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles here, and no, we haven't got lost!

Yesterday we were down the beach as normal with the ferrets, Miss Snowflake was still looking for her rock!

It was here a couple of days ago!
Then we heard a terrible noise, a loud, terrible noise!

All of a sudden, over the hill came this Two Brain Cell, Two Legged Bozo riding a trail bike all over the grass paths. The mess made by the tyres was awful, all the grass chewed up and holes made by him  trying to do 'Wheely Starts'. A seriously anti social Bozo who could have easily have run over a woofer or even a ferret who was walking along the path!

Hooligan Bozo!
Back home there was all our stuff, you know, water bowl, chews, Doggy Scoff, Towels and rags to wipe out paws or backsides, depending on what gets grubby!

Then we were off to see Auntie Glynis and Uncle Alun, Old Two Leg's cousin!

They have some super woods at the back of their house, loads of new sniffs!

This is a Truffle Sniff!
 Mind you, we had to be careful in case we fell over the cliff edge 'Cos it was a long way down!


A Big Drop!
We decided to stick to the path and went back to sniffin!

The paths were well used by woofers and they soon turned into a quaggy mire!

It was a good job that OTL had brought his wellies!

Getting a bit Quaggy!
 We spotted a bird box like the one OTL has outside his window, except that this one didn't have a camera inside to watch what the birdies are doing!

High Rise Bird Box!
When the path got too quaggy, we turned around and went the other way but pretty soon it turned into another quaggy mire!

So, that was it, back to Alun's to get our paws washed before being allowed onto the carpet!

Getting a bit soft again!
We had a super day and didn't get back until late last night, so that's the reason we missed the blog, sorry!

Still, look on the bright side, you get two today!

See you tonight!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles!

Friday, 23 January 2015

A Little Bit Off The Back Miss?

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles back again!

Well, today's the day! We were up early'ish 'cos we had to take The Missus up the village hall for her Friday Glue Slapping get together!

Then it was off to the beach, only we couldn't go our normal way 'cos the road was blocked, someone doing something with the drains so they won't flood the road when the rain comes. Mind you, it is fun splashing through the puddles and watching the water come all over the bonnet of the car!

The sun was up when we got to the beach.

Good Morning Mr Sun!
Old Two Legs put the ferrets down on the beach and Miss Snowflake was off like a shot, looking for her rock.

She couldn't find it! OTL had put her down five feet further along than normal and she got all disorientated!

Some one has Nicked Me Rock!
Mr Brambles wasn't interested in rocks, all he wanted was to get back in the bag but OTL said he had to use his legs!

I really want to get back into the warm!
Miss Snowflake did her business and was back on the beach looking for OTL to pick her up as well!

While she was running around OTL's legs Mr Brambles was calling out for a lift!

Oi! I'm still cold and really want a cuddle, NOW!
They both had to run after OTL as he marched up the beach and before long they had warmed up and were climbing up the 'Rock Face'. Mr Brambles reckoned that if someone let a rope down from the top he could climb up and get to the grass path quicker!

Yes, a rope let down there and we could be up like a flash!
Off they went again and Mr Brambles pushed in front of Snowflake as they got to the steps and while he was climbing up Snowflake turned to OTL and said.................

He can talk to his own tail!
From the beach we headed off to the Poodle Parlour for our 'Shampoo and Set'. You know, OTL has a shower every morning and we just don't know he puts up with all that soap and water splashing over him, even if it's warm!

We get dumped into a big basin full of warmish soap and water and we get washed from our nose to the tip of our tails!

Then, we get blow dried by this hand held jet engine!

Then it's out with the electric clippers and I must admit, I'm glad the jet engine blows warm air!

It is after lunch that we were declared as 'Done' and we are put in a cage to await OTL to find enough money to buy our release!

Hey! We just got some info on young Lucy Babe, you know she is having a course of treatment at the vets, well, she has got a super looking new knitted jacket with a Fur Collar!

Seriously Smart!

That's A Looking Good Lucy Babe!
She is getting used to the visits and now doesn't need the 'Sleepy Pill', she is super brave, I need a 'Sleepy Pill' just to get me in the front door, never mind when they stick needles into you!

Rock on Lucy, keep yer tail up Girl!

Well, that's it for today. OTL says we got a lot planned for the weekend and there will be no staying in bed later than normal!

Yeah! Someone aught to tell him about getting up on time!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Thursday, 22 January 2015

A Lazy Day!

Hi Woofers!

It's us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles back again!

Well, today it hasn't been as cold as it was yesterday, mind you, it's still cold enough for us! Give us some warm sunshine and a paddle in the sea!

Old Two Legs says we will have to wait a bit before that can happen!

Yesterday he ordered up a couple of maps of the area where we will be going on our holiday in May! It makes us feel better getting ready to go on holiday, even if it is four and a half months away!

However, that made us feel good, and we will spend some time with Old Two Legs planning which beaches we should visit!

We were discussing the possibility of there being loads of rabbits down in Wales. OTL said that there should be loads and haven't we ever heard of the Welsh Rabbit?

Will there be Welsh Rabbits down there?
This discussion took up a long time, we were still discussing it half way through our walk!

Holly says that she has heard that the Welsh Rabbit is a bit like the Highland Haggis except that the front legs are longer than the back legs 'cos they are always looking down hill!

Miss Snowflake said that she had heard that the Welsh Rabbits did a lot of singing and wore miners lamps on their ears!

Then she slipped off the rock and landed in the puddle again!

Oh Dear! I'm all damp again!
This sort of made her a bit upset and to help dry off she chased Mr Brambles along the beach and up the steps. She was telling him to 'Hurry Up' and 'Shift Himself' but Brambles wasn't having any of that and told her to..........

Talk To The Tail!
Back home we had chicken followed by a good snooze under the office desk! OTL spent the morning trying to find some space to store the Glencoe pictures, he had to do some major re-organising of the files in his Storage System!

Lunchtime down on the Sea Wall, the water was splashing up and over the wall.  At one time I thought OTL had a ball with him and was going to throw it in the water for me to fetch!

You Gotta Ball?
 But OTL said it was too dangerous and for me and not to be a Silly Woofer!

Maybe he's right!
Holly said that if I wanted to go in the water, then she was off 'cos I could do it on my own!

No Way! I'm Off!
So, that was it, no swim! Mind you, I didn't really fancy it and I only said it to wind up Miss Silly Knickers!

Not sure what OTL has for dinner but we will have some of it you can be sure!

See you tomorrow, we're off to have our hair cut, The Missus is off to the village hall and OTL is off doing deliveries!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Wednesday, 21 January 2015

The Snow Fairy Passed By!

Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles back again!

It was a bit cold this morning! I know the puddles weren't frozen but the low temperature and the wind made it feel like twenty degrees below!

Of course, both ferrets stayed tucked up in their Ferret Bag and only once did Miss Snowflake stick her nose out, just long enough to ask 'Are we There Yet'?

Seems like she wanted a wee!

Wake me when we get there!
As soon as she was put onto the beach she dashed off to find her 'Special Rock' but backed up too far and ended up with a wet Butt!

I think I'm sitting in something Cold and Wet Again!
Mr Brambles stayed on the beach and put on his 'I'm Thoroughly Cold and Miserable' look so Old Two Legs picked him up for a cuddle, until they got to the grass when he was off like a shot!

I really need a cuddle!
 Soon he was diving into the grassy holes made by Rats and Weasels and having a good sniff all over the place!

Any Good Sniffs Snowy?
 Miss Snowflake was still showing off 'cos OTL wouldn't pick her up and told her she needed to 'Get Some Exercise'!

Oi! I need cuddles too!
 On out way back home, OTL stopped off at the Village Church 'cos there were Daffy Dills in flower!

Holly said that there must be something wrong with them 'cos they're not supposed to bloom until Easter!

Of course, OTL came up with a good answer...........

It's the excess of Bone Meal!
Walking back to the house from the car, there were flakes of snow blowing about, not enough to say that The Snow Fairy had arrived but more like enough to say she could have a bit of dandruff!

Breakfast was late, The Missus was too busy playing with some new stencils she got, so, instead of warm Lambs Heart we had to put up with Cold Meat!

Maybe we need some of Archie Babes Whiffs just to get her attention!

Lunchtime we were back down on the beach but it wasn't any warmer, in fact I'm sure it was colder than this morning, mind you, the cold rain didn't help! If you're facing the wrong way it gets right up yer tail!

I don't like when it catches you like this!
 Mind you, it looks to have been a very high tide, a 'Spring Tide', we couldn't even see the break waters!

Spring Tide?
 This afternoon we finished of a second helping of Lambs Heart and a Teeth Cleaning Chew!

Then it is off to snooze until it's time for OTL to have his dinner and us to try to rob him of a nibble or two!

Not sure if there is any snow forecast for tomorrow but us Woofers reckon that OTL can keep his snow up in Scotland and leave us to the sun shine!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.