Monday, 4 May 2015

He Left Us!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles here again!

We were up early this morning 'cos Old Two Legs has planned to go out to Dungeness RSPB Site.

So we caught the early sun over the River Medway, it certainly looks like it's going to be a good day!

Sun over The Medway!
 Miss Snowflake was in a good mood and played 'Hide and Seek' with OTL and any one else who would take notice of her!

Bet ya can't see me!
 We did have a laugh when our mate the Beetle came scurrying past and without stopping called out 'Morning Snowflake' can't stop too busy!' and she was supposed to be hiding!

Too Busy, Too Busy!
Back home Ian and The Cat Woman had arrived and OTL had to hurry up and get the ferrets sorted and back in their house fully fed and tired out!

Then Ian and OTL packed up their stuff and headed off to Dungeness without us! OTL had already told us that the RSPB were 'Anti Dog' and didn't want us woofers running around upsetting the birdies!

OTL took his big lens and although there were not many birds to photograph, there were some doing silly things!

This Common Tern was trying to call out to his mate not to try to land on his perch 'cos they would both fall off!

Go On, Clear Off!
His mate landed on the post next to him, by the way, OTL has been playing with the Photoshop buttons again!

This is My Post!
OTL said he was watching the Terns when three swans passed by, eating the stuff they eat, when, with a sound like Wet Thunder, a big male swan came crashing towards the other swans from behind and chased them away!

Get Outta My Pond!
 He chased them half way across the water shouting at them all to clear off!

Then, having got rid of them he came steaming back and asked.........

OK, Who is Next?
And they were worried about little woofers upsetting the birds? I reckon the birds do a very good job of upsetting each other, never mind us woofers!

They arrived back late this afternoon and after showing some of the pictures OTL headed off to the office to get prepared for tomorrow, more work!

Looks like the run down towards the holiday now!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Sunday, 3 May 2015

Still Working!

Hello Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Well, today Old Two Legs was planning to sneak off to do some bird watching but first thing this morning, it was raining and there was a load more rain getting too close!

So, instead of having a day out on his own, he spent the whole day with us!

Lucky Lad!

First thing this morning we got our coats on and headed for the beach, guess what we saw?

Oi! Wot are you doing back on our beach?
It's back!

It wouldn't say where it had been but we told it that it really should move on and not clutter our beach!

If we see you on our beach we will disassemble you, OK?
The ferrets wouldn't leave it alone and they both gave it the 'Ferrets Warning'!

We didn't hang about for too long 'cos it was raining and we didn't want to get too wet. Mind you, the ferrets were having fun in the wet grass and when they got back to the car OTL had to give them a good rub down with our towel!

Lunchtime it had stopped raining but there was still a bit of wind but the temperature wasn't too cold!

I decided to do a run along the bottom of the sea wall and dodge the waves!

I wasn't in too much danger 'cos the waves were just lapping at the wall and not splashing as they do sometimes!

Can't Catch Me!
 Along the grass path Holly found a really good sniff and said that she really fancied a roll in it but as OTL was watching and very close, she tried to get me to do a roll!

As if!

You roll if you want to, this girls not for rolling!
Mind you, we will keep an nose on the sniff 'cos we got Archie Babe and Maisie visiting next weekend so we got to keep some 'Good Sniff' for them!

Back home OTL was still working but as of six thirty this evening, he has just one more to do before Tuesday morning, then, with a bit of luck, it will be a slow run down until next weekend and Holidays!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Saturday, 2 May 2015

Saturday and He is Still Working!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles here!

I thought that this weekend was a Bank Holiday Weekend, you know, sit down, have a snooze, paws up and loads of nibbles!

Not as far as Old Two Legs is concerned!

He has been 'Manufacturing' and then pounding away on the computer doing some sort of list for one his customers.

Next thing we knew, we was off to pick up the caravan from the people who service it for us!

Now, that was fun 'cos we stayed in the big car while OTL went in and paid for the service, got a couple of new bottles of gas and a spanner to connect the pipes to the bottle!

That was loads of fun 'cos we were woofing at the people who were wandering about looking at the new caravans and then we were woofing at the Caravan Engineers who were wandering about doing things to the caravans!

It was good to drive back home with the caravan on the back of the car, it sort of felt like we were almost on holiday!

Still, only a week or so and then we're off for real!

We saw Bailey this morning and he said he wished he could go on holiday but it's an effort getting around the beach with his arthritis!


Yep! Off Home Now, but Slowly!
 Down on the beach Snowflake was having fun trying to get back into the ferret bag and having seen Holly do it, she did what she called the Ferret Commando Creep!

Commando Creep!
 Then she made a rush for the bag but OTL spotted her and she ended up on the beach again!

Curses! I've been spotted!
 Mr Brambles was having fun running along the Sea Wall and a couple of times he went right up the wall and rolled over!

It's The Wall of Death Run!
 The grass path was full of sniffs and because they didn't come out yesterday, they were catching up on the sniffs, ours as well!

Not Bad, Not Bad at all!
 Back home it was all rush and tear around and then down to the caravan and back again.

During the lunchtime walk Holly discovered a Whelk that had obviously lost it's way!

Oi! The sea is that way!
 Mind you, there was nothing inside the shell so we reckon that the Whelk has gone on holiday!

Although the tide was in, it was too cold for a swim so all we did was to look at the sea splashing onto the shore!

Splashy Splashy!
We were waiting at home, up at the bedroom window, waiting for The Missus to come back from her Master Class.

After a good 'Welcome Back' we settled down to some serious mugging!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Friday, 1 May 2015

TM and Us today!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles here.

Well, what a day!

Old Two Legs was up at the crack of dawn today and after his breakfast with the ferrets and cleaning their Poo Trays, he was off out, leaving us behind!

This working stuff is getting too much!

This means The The Missus took us out for our walk, Holly and me but not the ferrets!

She still doesn't feel in total control of them and lets face it, ferrets won't come back if the get off the lead and I don't think OTL would be very pleased!

So, Holly and I had a chase around but no photos, TM forgot the camera!

Back home and OTL still not back, so we relaxed on the sofa for the morning.

Lunchtime OTL was still away working, so TM had to take us out again, but this time she got all sneaky!

Where Holly and I would have a sniff, then a rummage about, chase a rabbit or two and dive into the undergrowth looking for Nargles and stuff. TM kept whispering, 'Where's OTL?'

Well, that got us all excited 'cos we thought he was at home waiting for us. We cut our walk short, just to head home and look for him!

All the way back Holly was woofing and I was calling to him as well.

When we got in, there he was, upstairs in the office, working away manufacturing again!

We all had a super cuddle and a lick on his nose, then Holly and  I settled down to watch him working. He finally finished what he was doing  at seven thirty!

So, we are now off to see what he has for dinner, and mug some!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Thursday, 30 April 2015

Good News Day!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles here!

Well have we some good news!

Remember that poor little Teddy who was sitting on the block of concrete waiting for her friend? Well, she fell off a couple of times and Old Two Legs put her back up again and it rained and rained some more and then it got dry. Well, today we pulled into the car park and she wasn't there!

OTL had a look all around the car park and the blocks of concrete but she was nowhere to be seen.

We reckon that she has been found by the little Two Legs who lost her!

Now, that's good news!

Teddy's Gone Home!
With that very good news the day turned out to be a Super Day and Mr Brambles said that with the sun shine on his back he really felt good!

Life don't get much better than this!
 Mind you, they spent so much time rolling in the grass that Holly and I were getting a bit fed up waiting for them both!

How long do you think they are going to be?
We headed off towards the car and were enjoying the sniffs when behind us we heard 'Yo Girlie's, Yo OTL!

It was Barney!

Yo OTL!
We hadn't seen Barney for some time and he had just got back from a long holiday over in France!

We couldn't stay for too long 'cos OTL had a lot of work to get done today, but it was good to see Barney again!

Lunchtime we were back again and OTL had his camera and said that he should have brought his yellow filter 'cos the clouds looked 'Exciting'!

Now, does it look better in colour or black & white?

Colour or Mono?
 Now we're not so sure about the clouds but we reckon when it come to us, colour is best!


Looking Good!
 So, there we were, on top of the bench when along comes this gang of Basset type woofers who couldn't get up onto the bench!

Poor Dears!

Didn't we have fun woofing at them safe in the knowledge that they couldn't get to us!

How did you get up there?
We enjoyed snoozes today 'cos OTL has been working hard today, manufacturing and delivering!

He is going to be very busy tomorrow as well and still has some manufacturing planned for the weekend as well!

He says that next time he wants to be born as a woofer! Yeah! Let's see how he gets on with Doggy Scoff!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Wednesday, 29 April 2015

Oh Look! It's Raining!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles here again!

Wot a change from yesterday! We went out first thing this morning and there were little drops of rain sploshing down, but not wet enough for our rain coats!

Old Two Legs forgot to take off the Yellow Filter, so, you've got Monochrome today!
 
Mind you, they're getting better, not brilliant, just a bit better!

You can see that for Mono a good lump of cloud adds to the picture, even if there is nothing else there!

Seascape!
 Both ferrets were in a playful mood this morning and kept chasing each other. Of course, both of them were jumping on each other and rolling on the ground and even laughing at the same time!

Have you ever heard a ferret laugh? Well, it's like Ho, Ho, Ho, but shorter, sharper and harder, if you know what I mean!

OTL does a good imitation which has Snowflake in stitches!

Come on Bumbles, Outta my way!
Holly and I had a game of 'Blink' and Holly tried to put me off by doing her 'Commando Crawl' and waggling her backside at the same time!

It worked!

Well, she looked so funny!

It's the Holly Dog Commando Crawl!
Back home we spent most of the morning snoozing while OTL was working through the orders that have come in. Poor lad, he is working so hard that he is going to need his holiday!

Come lunch time, it was wetter, so we had to put our coats on and after a quick wee we decided that we didn't really want a long walk, just as far as the steps, then back to the car again!

I don't care, I'm going no further than the steps!
That was it, back to the car and back home again!

Now for some really good news, Lucy Babe is about finished with her course of treatment at the vets and it won't be long before she can get rid of that jumper she has been wearing since the treatment started!

I mean, a girls got to look good 'cos the Spring is here!

We also hear that Archie Babe has been troubled by Nargles encroaching on his patch.

Just keep yer Wand handy and don't forget, 'Swish and Flick'!

Did any of you see the pictures Mike took at the French Kite Fest'? Have a look, the kites are amazing!

OTL has got a couple of days of 'Manufacturing' ahead of him and it will take place in the garden, so, he is praying the rain goes away tomorrow and Friday!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles'

Remember, Swish and Flick!

Tuesday, 28 April 2015

We've been 'On Guard' in the Big Car today!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles here again!

Well, what a day today!

A bit cold to begin with but it warmed up during the day.

On the beach this morning the tide was almost all the way in and it looked so inviting, just right for a swim!

Trouble was, Old Two Legs was watching me and as soon as I got too close to the water, what did he say!

NO!
 In fact he said so loud that Snowflake stood very still thinking he was talking to her!

Hey! Wot? Me? No? Wossat?
Back home OTL was busy on the computer and we kept him company while he worked.

Mind you, he was complaining about Holly snoring, but that's normal, both him complaining and Holly snoring!

Lunchtime he decided to get the Yellow Filter out again and have a play with the Monochrome again. You see, he has a look at some 'Expert' Photographers Web Sites or Galleries. Then he gets all 'inspired' and off he goes click, click, click!

The Sea Wall at Grain
What he wants is to try photographing a Two Legs in portrait mode using just natural light. He says that he will have to stick with us 'cos models cost too much!

It is just not the same if he tries a 'Selfie'!
 
See wot we mean?
As he was telling us about models and such when heard a little voice call out......

Busy, Busy, Can't stop, Too Busy, Outta My Way!
Holly said that she recognised him 'cos he was going the other way a couple of days ago!

We didn't go straight home 'cos OTL had to pick up some stuff from his customer and return it to a supplier.

So, we had a job to do, GUARDING THE CAR!

While he was doing the pick-up, we were standing on the front seat and woofing at anyone who came near the car, especially Traffic Wardens!

We did a good job and then we headed off for Herne Bay to drop off some stuff!

He didn't stay too long and soon we were heading back home!

So, we have been good little puppies and OTL is safe and sound back home.

Now, what is he having for dinner?

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Monday, 27 April 2015

A Super Fun Day!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles back with you!

Wot a Super Day it's been, the sun has been shining all day and Old Two Legs has been in a happy mood all day!

It started off this morning when he went to say 'Good Morning' to the ferrets. Both ferrets were awake and waiting for him. They both gave him a lick on his nose and told him to hurry up with their morning milk!

They have a small amount of Lactose Free Milk with a drop of hot water, just to take the chill off!

After getting showered he was back up with a tray on which was his 'Rabbit Food', a glass of orange juice, a mug of tea and two bowls of milk for the ferrets!

Now, what normally happens is, the ferrets slurp down the milk on double quick time while OTL has his breakfast whilst browsing his emails. Then, having slurped down all the milk, the ferrets have a rampage around the office and a game in their 'Adventure Playground'!

Then, when OTL has finished he gives the ferrets a slurp of Ferretone and fits their harnesses ready to go out walkies with us!

Somewhere between giving the ferrets their milk and getting their harnesses on the pair normally manage to leave a 'Marker Poo' each, somewhere in the office!

It's always a good game 'cos OTL has got to find them before going out 'cos if he doesn't, he may step onto them when he starts work and that would not be a good idea!

Here is the good bit.

Both ferrets have been sneaky and not done the poo in the usual places so OTL is getting frantic, is there a big pile of ferret poo lurking is some corner waiting for him to walk into, or, have the ferrets been super kind and left it in their poo tray, before OTL comes up with the breakfast tray?

Of course, the ferrets were keeping very quiet about this, just to wind OTL up!

Even down on the beach there were lifting their tails up and saying, 'Maybe or Maybe Not'!

Maybe we will or maybe we won't!
The sunshine over the estuary looked very calming this morning and even the ferrets stopped to look!

Yeah, it's OK but it hides the Rocks!
Back home we were packed off up stairs while OTL got the caravan ready to take to be serviced. He was planning to take it down there on his own!

Before he had hitched it up we had crept out the front door and into the front seat of the big car and waiting for him to hitch up!

After  we had dropped it off at the caravan menders we started to 'Talk' OTL, telling him we really needed a wee and a walk, and Now!

That means only one thing, we stop at The Forrest on the way back!

It was great, loads of sniffs from the flowers and we even saw a couple of squirrels as well!

Just for a change, it wasn't wet and soggy and full of mud! Today it was all dry enough to walk on!

OTL said we couldn't hang about 'cos he had work to be done!

We got back home and OTL was busy packing up the stuff for the carriers. He was planning on sneaking out with the parcels and leaving us behind, again!

No Chance! Does he never learn?

We were down at the front door before he had got the parcels down stairs!

After dropping off the parcels, Holly said she really fancied a Big Wee and could we go down to the beach on the way home.

It wasn't on the way home but let's face it, OTL falls for it every time!

We met up with Max & Oscar who were out for a stroll along The Sea Wall and told us about some sniffs on top of the hill!

Yeah, just near the bench and behind that big clump of weed!
Holly and I played 'Chase' on the beach but what we did was to start in the middle and run to the opposite ends of the beach then run back with some bit of Whelk Egg Sack and the first one back was the winner!

Go!
Holly cheated! There was a big ball of egg sacks half way along her bit of the beach, so, she was back a long time before me!

That woofer is getting just too sneaky!

So that is our little day today, oh, and by the way, Mr Brambles was down stairs stuffing his chops full of our biscuits, so that means he is back to normal again!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Sunday, 26 April 2015

Wet!

Hi Woofers!

It's Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles back again!

Wot a Yucky Sunday it's been! I mean, just as we got up  we could hear the tap, tap, tap of the rain against the window! Both Holly and I snuggled down even further into the duvet that was still warm from where Old Two Legs was sleeping!

That's one of the good things about OTL getting up, a warm spot on the bed!

It's always a race between Holly and I to get up onto the bed and find the warm spot first!

Both OTL and The Missus were up early and you know what? Just as we were having our second snooze, they both crept out of the house and disappeared down the road in the small car!

After about forty five minutes, OTL came back and told us that TL was off to a 'Demonstration' for the day, you know, 'Glue Slapping for Beginners'!

Well, when OTL got back, the rain had eased off a bit but it wasn't dry. So, out came our rain coats and soon we were all wrapped up ready for a 'Damp Walk'!

The ferrets came as well and Mr Brambles was getting excited 'cos he hasn't been out for a couple of days!

Down on the Sea Wall we didn't hang about too much 'cos it was rather windy and as it was still raining, the wind was blowing the rain up the back of our coats!

What was worse, OTL left the camera in the car, so no photos, and, he got damp trousers at the back on the way out and damp trousers in the front on the way back!

A Damp and Soggy OTL!

We all got dried off with our Doggy Towel when we got back to the car, well, everyone got a rub down and when it was OTL's turn, the towel was wetter than OTL, so he went home damp and soggy!

Loads of stuff to do at home and Holly and I enjoyed a big bowl of Ox Heart while the ferrets were having some house cleaning done and when we had finished they were allowed out to raid our biscuit bowl!

Lunch time it was just a fine misty sort of rain and providing we kept moving, we didn't get too wet!

This afternoon was spent catching up with our snoozing, including OTL!

The Old Duffer was in need of a snooze to catch up with his sleep, all these early mornings is taking the 'Get Up and Go' out of OTL!

Holly reckons it's his age!

Not sure what he has for dinner tonight but you can bet we will share it with him!

See you tomorrow, the caravan is off for it's yearly service before we go away on holiday!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Saturday, 25 April 2015

Good News and a restful day!

Hello Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

The Missus has been out playing today and for a change, we haven't been threatened with clouds of glitter or the stink of glue!

It's her 'Crop Day' at the village hall with all her mates, they all sit around gassing and sloshing the glue about then end up making nothing but a mess!

Us on the other hand enjoyed a peaceful day, watching TV, eating nibbles and telling jokes!

You will be glad to know that Mr Brambles is feeling a lot better and came out with us this morning down to the beach.

Mind you, when we got home he was exhausted and headed straight off to his bed, forgoing the normal 'Rampage' around the house!

Maybe that was a good thing 'cos Holly and I were eating our chicken and Ferrets with Doggy Food don't mix and we will be giving them the 'Woofers Warning' if they got too close!

Down on the beach we met up with Rosie who we hadn't seen for a week or so. She was tickled to see Old Two Legs and gave him a lick on the nose to prove it!

Gissa Lick?
It is strange how every woofer likes OTL, maybe that's 'cos he has a smattering Woofer Speak and we all feel sorry for him!

Back home it was a restful morning and come lunchtime OTL was ready for a walk in the fresh air. Maybe that was because he had to do a little work on the computer and was sitting next to where Snowflake and Brambles were sleeping, but, Brambles, although he was feeling better, was still suffering from a bit of wind!

A sort of smelly Ferret Raspberry!

Down on the beach we spotted that Rope Thingy and this time gave it a really good talking too and Holly even threatened to 'Send in the Ferrets'!


This is the Final Warning Ropey!
OTL sat down on the beach and was watching the ships go past, so, just for a laugh, Holly started to dig a hole just where OTL's feet were!

Holly, going for it!
 Of course, after she had done some work and was having a rest, I carried on with the hole!

Going further down!
 It was then, OTL asked if we were trying to dig a hole big enough for him to fall into?

Us? Would we do anything like that!
Back home we put the 'Hobbit' DVD on and enjoyed watching that, again!

You know, we reckon that OTL has watched it at least four times and we haven't had it a week yet!

The ferrets spent the afternoon snoozing and other than the Whiffy Pong, all is well in Snowy Heights!

So, now we have tidied the place up and OTL has instructions to pick up TM at five, an extra hour playing 'Stick the Glitter On'!

See you tomorrow.

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.