A Cat Fighting Rocky!

 Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret here!

Another exciting fun filled day, or maybe it is still January and we were dreaming!

We had an email from Rocky today and we must share it with you. You see, our mate Rocky the Parrot is a peace-loving little lad with a sweet nature, providing you are female. If you are male, watch out!

Now, next door to Rocky there lives a cat, one of those bird eating poo dropping moggies that are only loved by their own family. To the rest of the world as Cooking Fat!

Work it out!

Now, Rocky was flying around the lounge looking for a newspaper to crush or door to swing on when he spotted a ping of ale in a glass on the sideboard. Being an adventurous lad, he landed on the glass and slurped down a couple of beaks full, or maybe it was and extra slurp!

Rocky felt a buzzing in his nose and suddenly felt big and strong!

That was it, he reckons that a couple more slurps and he could take on Cooking Fat and give him a good pasting!

Hey! I could get used to this stuff!

Rocky went back into his cage or rather got put back into his cage 'cos he was going to sort out two pigeons who had landed in the garden. In fact, he said he could sort out the Pidgeons AND Cooking Fat, at the same time and with one wing behind his back!

Oh! He is so manly! 

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.

Not forgetting Rocky!

 

Happy Birthday Miss Wendy!

Hi Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret!

Yes, another year has passed for Miss Wendy and today is her birthday! Looking at the records, Old Two Legs keeps those! Miss Wendy came to us January 2016 and we recon she was around one year old, so we reckon she is around six years old!

It is difficult to get her exact age as she came from the Harrietsham Ferret Rescue but she has been a kind and cuddly little ferret, never once biting OTL, mind you, she has taken the odd lump out of the ferrets she has shared a cage with!

When she came to us, she had a kink in her tail and an ear that was wrinkled plus one brown canine tooth!

Not that it caused her any problems, she would shout and scream at her mate in the cage until they realised that she was in charge! 

Nowadays she behaves like a little old lady, wobbling along, heading off to get her share of the dog biscuits and demolish the lactose free milk in the dog bowl!

She loves doggy treats, especially the Chewy Chicken Strips, mind you, so does Eric and Holly and me!

When we go on holiday, she loves a run on the sand and always has a go at digging a hole in the sand, it's the same when we go down to the beach at Grain. Mind you, she doesn't go in swimming!

During the winter time she stays in the house and enjoys curling up in a box of pinnies and a warm cuddly blanket she pinched off Holly and I this past Christmas!

We made up a birthday song and tried to sing it in 'Ferret' which made her laugh so much she wee'd herself!

Happy Birthday to Wendy,

Her tail is so Bendy

Her butt is so wobbly

It wiggles like Holly!

 

Mind you, it's not as big as Holly's!

Both ferrets had to visit the vet today, I mean, what a terrible thing to happen to a ferret on her birthday!

OTL took the pair of them and the vet stabbed them while they were having a slurp of Ferretone!

Still, they won't need another jab until next year!

While they were there, they picked up our worming tablets. Now these things are the size of a dustbin lid, I mean, you could use them as a giant frisbee!

OTL is going to have some fun trying to get them down my throat!

See you all tomorrow.

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.