Here we are again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret!
Well, after all the plans and plots and floods and stuff, today there was nothing stopping us heading off to Corfe Castle for a visit.
Except............................!
Well, first Old Two Legs had to clean out all the cages, walk the ferrets, talk to a couple who had heard we had ferrets in the caravan and answer all the normal questions regarding ferrets and their habits!
Holly said we should tell them that ferrets smell and will bite your paw if you put it anywhere near their nose!
Miss May said she would tell everyone about Holly's habit of polluting the air with her 'Butt Trumpets'!
Finally when they had all gone we headed out to the car.
On the way we came across The Missus looking a little upset, you see she had sat down on the wooden chair in the awning to do some crafty stuff and the chair sort of, 'Fell Apart'!.
This is the second chair she has 'destroyed' and we are quickly running out of awning furniture!
OTL decided to get going before he ended up doing a 'Repair Job' that might involve him going to the Hardware Shop again!
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| No, he's not getting his tools out again, we're going out! |
Corfe Castle isn't too far away and OTL found a car park who were only charging £3.10 an hour!
Cheek!
We looked over the wall and spotted the castle. Holly said it didn't look too impressive 'cos half of it was missing!
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| Not a lot left! |
One was the price list £9 per visit!
Nine pounds to see a pile of old bricks?
The second notice was.....................................NO DOGS!
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| Nine Quid and no dogs? You know what you can do with that! |
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| Just around the corner looks like a good place for a poo! |
OTL liked that!
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| Holly Chops getting her paws wet! |
It was great fun jumping in off the rocks!
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| Periscope Up! |
Tonight we are off to get a Chinese Take Away with Plawns and Plawn Clackers!
Yum! Yum!
Hey, Archie Babe, say Hello to Millie for us!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.
Yo !! I have told Daisy it is little Mollie not Millie and she said she did tell Otl off already !!!! Xxx
ReplyDeleteWell that TM seems to be a real home wrecker, a table and a chair in a week, Hardware Shops of the country unite, you have a lady on your side that and a caravan that likes to throw its water out of the pram. The castle looks impressive from the angle you saw it from even with more holes in it than was intended. I shall leave Archie to comment on your traffic hold up ! ! ! I hope you enjoy the plawns and clackers also I hope that OTL and TM don't have to eat it on a tray in the 🚗. Have a lovely last evening there and a good journey home tomorrow. xxxxxx
ReplyDeleteEvening little maties. Well now Daisy, wot can I say? My mum is crying ....... you've made bit wet tears fall down her cheeks and they're wetting me cos I'm sitting on her lap while I type on account of the chair is too low for me to reach the keyboard. Right, first things first. Mrs TM, wot did you do to the chair, I hope it wasn't blown apart ....... tsk. Daisy, well done you girl, I'd do a poo in the middle of the street if I went to visit a pile of old bricks and they said I wasn't welcome and wanted to charge £9 for the privilege of me walking round it ........ fair play Daisy, you've shown them not to insult a VIP. Maybe OTL should have left it there as a souvenir of your visit to them. It used to be called leaving your calling card. As for that Miss May trying to blackmail Holly chops about her little faux pas ....... well, I'd sit on her. I'm pleased to hear you're getting a nice Chinese dinner tonight, enjoy them plawn clackers. It was lovely getting a visit from Miss Mollie, she is very little and I was careful that I didn't squash her. She gave me a few kisses, I think she quite liked me so I let her have a look round my garden and sniff the sniffs. She likes chasing leaves and she had a play with my football with Marianne, I didn't join in cos I'm really only allowed in goal these days and I was a bit worried incase my football ran her over cos it was a bit bigger than her. Her TL's brought a yummy chocolate cake and although I wasn't allowed any, a crumb did fall on the floor so I did manage to get a taste ...... oooohhhh it was lovely. I hope Miss Mollie comes again and brings her big sister Miss Missie as well. I do fancy myself as a two woman chap. Hope you all get home safely. Hope there aren't any more things for OTL to fix. I hope Mrs TM isn't too sad after her chair mishap. Well we're 2 early mornings down here and just 2 more to go so I'd better get off to bed soon. Have a lovely evening all. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and Mr Nipper xxxxxxxxx
ReplyDeleteWell said Archie and I hope you didn't stay wet for long, that Daisy has a way with words and I don't think you do too bad either. I am feeling a bit better but Michael said that I am to tell you that Mr Sue has a cold now and is doubley sad. He also said I am to tell you that it is my cold he has but I don't know who it belonged to before me 😠😠ðŸ˜.
ReplyDeleteI hope Mr Sue gets better soon, tell him sharing is nice or so my mum says. I hope he said thank you to you. xxxx I'm nice and dry now. xxxx
ReplyDeleteThank you Archie, he is a bit sorry for himself and sleeping xx
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