Friday 6 October 2017

It was on a Friday when the Accountant came to call!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret here again!

We were dead impressed when we got down onto the beach this morning. It had been given a really good wash by the tide yesterday, all the muck and rubbish has been moved further down the river now and we expect some fresh rubbish from up stream on the next tide!

Pass it on!

All clean and sparkling!
 Both Holly and decided we wouldn't dig any hole in the sand 'cos it looked so good!

Wot about Paw Prints, can we leave them?
 Lunchtime it was well up the beach again and both Freddy and Wendy said they would rather have a carry than leave ferret paw prints!

Instead we decided to have a game on the football pitch. Holly decided she would be one of the linesmen who is on the wing!

That didn't last too long 'cos she got all puffed out running up and down when Freddy kicked the ball towards the goal at the other end of the field!

It's no good, I've got to have a breather!
 Of course, Freddy was in his element! Playing 'Keepy Uppy' then kicking it high into the air!

Come on, over here, on me head son!
Well, that didn't last long and Holly was flat out in the back of the car blowing like an old cart horse!

We had to get back early 'cos Old Two Leg's new accountant thingy person was coming to see OTL and talk about 'Books'.
Now we all thought that accountants played around with figures and number things so we were puzzled as to why he wanted to talk books?

When he got here we were sent off to the bedroom for a snooze until he left and OTL said that after all the accountant said he was as much in the dark as when they began!

OTL says that one of the reasons he employs an accountant is to do all the 'Book' stuff and leave him to get on with the real stuff of making a penny or two!

All together now........................

In this life, one thing counts
In the bank, large amounts
The Accountants job is counting beans
So, you've, gotta make a penny or two, yooooooooo
Gotta make a penny or two!

We said it was good of him to call on OTL like this but OTL says that he will be charging for his trip and time!

Hey! We can hear plates being put on the table, must be dinner time!

Tomorrow I'm off to the hall with The Missus to slap some glue and Holly Chops is off to an Agricultural College so that OTL can get instructions on how to shave all her hair off!

This is going to be fun when she comes home 'cos I reckon she will whiff like a Tarts Handbag!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

 Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.

3 comments:

  1. Evening little maties. I'm pleased your beach has had a good wash and it looks lovely now. That Freddie wants to watch out, I heard you can get brain damage from doing headers. Now wots this about someone else dipping into OTL's wallet? I reckon OTL should tell him that he'll visit the accountant and he'll charge the accountant for the presence of his company .......... OTL isn't going to get a large amount in his bank account if he pays people to visit him ........ erm, now, erm, would OTL like me to come visit him? I'm sure I'm cheaper than his accountant ..... I won't talk books either cos books is boring, I'll talk scoff ....... how about that for a good idea. I bet Holly chops gets lots of ooohhhing and ahhhing tomorrow on the course. I reckon OTL could probably teach them a thing or two about clipping and bathing and getting rid of nasty niffs. You'll be getting lots of muggings tomorrow Daisy, I hope you're going to save some to share with Holly chops. Good luck Holly and OTL for tomorrow. Hope you get some decent muggings this evening and watch out for flying glitter tomorrow Daisy. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and Mr Nipper xxxxxxxxxx

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  2. Oh, that is a very smart beach you have after its wash and brush up, I hope Holly comes home tomorrow looking as smart. Good luck OTL with your task tomorrow you will need to put your paw down to be in control or she will show you up something rotten, I overheard them scheming how to sabotage Saturday!!! Would they do that, yes they would. Don't forget Daisy that TM is on a diet so make sure everyone knows that all the treats are for you with a doggie bag for Holly. I am off to Church to see a cake competition so we can compare notes. xxxxxx

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  3. Well OTL you certainly looked the part. Well done.

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