Sunday 27 January 2019

Silly Sunday!

Hi Woofers!

Here we are again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Now Sundays here are normally a very lazy sort of day, you know, get up late, have a snooze, slow walk around the Grain Sea Front, back home, have snooze, wake up, blag a nibble or two and then have a snooze!

That's just us woofers!

The ferrets are sort of doing the same except that they don't go to Grain Beach!

Now Miss May has to have a tablet every morning and there are times when she just doesn't want slurp it down. So, Old Two Legs has worked out a plan. He lets her get up when she wants and after a wander around the house she eats some Brambles biscuits and then asks for a drink.

That's when OTL gets out the crushed pill and with a little fluid and the.......SLURP!

Sneaky or wot!

Now, the ferrets like this snoozing stuff. It's a ferret thing to sleep around eighteen hours a day so it's not unusual to walk past the cage and see.......................

Miss Wendy and Monty having a 'Ferret Snooze'!
This morning The Missus was working away on a crafty thing and OTL walked past, stopped and picked up a pack of elastic string stuff. 'ere! he says to TM, 'wotts this stuff for'?

Well, says TM that's elastic string that I thread through these holes and then I stuff some pages in her and.............. OTL walked off saying his brain hurt with all the explanations and anyway, the ferrets were calling!

So, it was later after we came back from our walk that OTL walked past TM who was working away on thing and OTL says, wossat?

It's a Journal Cover that I told you about this morning says TM and OTL looks at it and then asks.....'Mmmm, so where does the knicker elastic go?'

It's amazing how fast OTL can move when TM picks up something to throw at him!

See you tomorrow when it's back to work time!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

5 comments:

  1. Yo maties. Well I'm in the doghouse again, I'm in deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep and even deeper poo than I'm usually in today. My mum has well got the hump with me and she's not talking to me. Wot could I have done to deserve such treatment, I hear you asking, well, I just went on a little adventure, without my mum, round next doors garden ....... nothing major. I went out to do a poo and afterwards I was just doing a patrol when I spied a bit of the fence had moved with all the strong wind we've had today, well you know me, guard dog of the year, I just had to have a quick look to make sure there were no nargles or other such monsters around when the panel moved just a few more inches, enough for me to get my head thru, well you know, when the head goes thru the body will follow. So there I was doing an extended patrol and my mum is going nuts at the fence, there she was shouting biscuit, dinner, come here, and loads of other things but I was so engrossed that I just cocked a deaf un. Out came next door neighbours, they was calling me, well you know how I just love to be cuddled, off I went but not too close just incase they were nargles in disguise. My mums still doing her nut at the fence, they're chasing me round their garden, wot a smashing game. Over to the fence I went where my mum thought (wrongly) that I was going to come back thru, but them nasty neighbours surrounded me, but I gave them the slip, I was laughing my tail off anyway I did a few more circuits then I got fed up, so there they were trying to push me thru, there was my mum trying to drag me thru, then my mum managed to get hold of me and dragged me back and put me in the house, then she went out to sort out the fence so I couldn't get back thru. She said next time I go out I'm going on the lead. These TL's know how to spoil a woofers fun. Do you know I didn't get my treat for going back in. Anyways, she sent off emails now to some fencing people to get some new panels asap. Well it made for a bit of excitement on a boring Sunday. See I live nearly as dangerously as OTL. I wouldn't talk about knicker elastic though, I mean that's ladies private stuff. Even I wouldn't go there. I'm glad to hear Miss May took her tablet, well done sneaky OTL. Nice picture of Wendy and Monty. Hope you got some decent scoff today. The weather hasn't been very nice here today and the wind is blowing up. Hope it's a nicer day tomorrow. Stay warm and cosy and have lovely evening all. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and the Nippers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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    1. Ha ha ha . . . Very ungrateful of your owner NOT to give u a treat when u deigned to go home - and after doing such a good job of patroling not just your home, but the neighbours' too! Xxx

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    2. Do you know, that's exactly wot I thought, can I come and live with you? Love and licks, little Arch xx

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  2. Nice snap of snoozing ferrets. Ahem, when I told my husband how long ferrets snoozed for each day & said I was coming back as one, he just sniggered & said I already stayed in bed that long each day. You're right Daisy, it IS amazing how fast male two legs can run when something is thrown at them!!! Happy lazy Sunday! Xxx

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  3. Ah that has made me laugh, really made me laugh, just what the doctor ordered but of course it wasn't Archie being naughty, or the knicker elastic it must have been the fact that ferrets sleep for 18 hours a day, oh yes that is what made me laugh. Good plan of OTLs to get Miss May slurping her crushed tablet down, wonderful. I went out today to a little shopping centre called Dockside, we had a nice lunch, they changed the menu since our last visit when we used to have Bondi Melt now we have to have Chick n Chook. Chicken and bacon in a bread thing all toasted and hot and Michaels Hot Chocolate is now called Nuddie Hot Choc we don't know why. We saw a rocking horse for sale called, wait for it, ERIC, how about that. Freezing cold out so I only was outside long enough to go indoors but really tired and weary so pleased to be home. Now I have caught up, nearly 1 o'clock so must go to bed. xxxxxx

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