Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here again!
We have given up trying to work out what the yellow flowers belong to, it makes out brain hurt trying to pronounce the Latin names!
It's almost as bad as that Alexa thingy, I mean, what's the point of having a thing you give instructions to that then ignores you and goes off to do summat else!
Mind you, we do that to Old Two Legs, he says SIT and we stand, then he says COME HERE and we run off chasing rabbits!
Holly and I are going to change our names to Alexa-1 and Alexa-2!
Now, pay attention, today is The Missuses birthday and she is numpity two years old. Being the bossy sort, she got her birthday prezzie from OTL early. so, OTL had to get here a surprise pressie.
A Niffler!
Well, this is not a real one, it's a cuddly toy Niffler!
TM seemed pleased and spent the morning cuddling the Niffler which is OK by us, just as long as it is a toy and not a real one in disguise!
This morning we were out for a walk and you know there was ice on the windscreen!
We saw a ship come a bit close to the shore, Holly said it didn't have it's headlights on!
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| Mind the wreck out there! |
We met up with that Bozo who just loves a game with OTL but is scared of Holly and I, soppy sat down and then said that the grass was wet! Of course it's wet, the ice had melted!
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| I gotta wet butt! |
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| Taderly Poles! |
Lunchtime we were out again but this time the wind had dropped and the sun was still out, so May and Eric came out for a run. It was Monty and Wendy's turn to come out but they were fast asleep so OTL left them snoozing the day away!
Miss May loves the new mow grass and spends all her time rolling around on it!
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| Shift over, my turn for a roll! |
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| Come on girl, left paw down a bit! |
All together, on the count of seven hundred and three 1 12 703 Keep UP!
Happy birthday to you
Here's a bucket of poo
Stick it all in your porridge
Happy Birthday to you!
Hey! OTL has been reading the instructions for the new TV and has found a menu to set up 'Voice Commands'! Can you imagine it? OTL will be calling for one program and TM will be calling for cardy stuff, poor TV will give up and explode with too much instructions!
And you thought Alexa was trouble!
Bye bye for now!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!
Yo maties. Well first of all, Happy birthday to you, are you sloshing the glue, Happy birthday Mrs TM, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday Mrs TM here's a big sniffy sniff just for you. Well now, talking of Alexa, Amazon sent my mum and email asking her to write a review for it, well, did my mum write a review or did my mum write a review, my mum just hopes my boy doesn't see it cos she was right honest with them about Alexa and she told them she thought it was a rip off and my boy works hard for his money and the only reason Alexa was still here was cos she didn't want to hurt his feelings and if it had been her dosh, Alexa would have been sat on their doorstep days ago. We both reckon Amazon aren't going to be best pleased with the review but it was an honest assessment of an overpriced light switch. I hope your new telly doesn't disappoint like our Alexa, have you given the new telly a name? Ask OTL to show us a picture of the niffler cos we haven't seen one yet. I expect you're all having a party tonight to celebrate Mrs TM's numpty 2nd birthday. Smashing pictures today. Glad to hear Miss May enjoyed her roll in the grass. That woofer seems quite nice even if he doesn't realise that if he sits on wet grass he'll get a wet butt. I went up the shop today to see Brenda and get my treat and cuddles, not many more days left where us woofers will be able to call in for our treats cos the shop that Brenda and my mum work in is going to move into the little supermarket next door and they reckon that us woofers aren't allowed in. I reckon they're going to get a surprise cos there are so many of us woofers wot call in for our treats and if we don't get them, we're going to form a picket line across the door of the supermarket and if anyone tries to cross the line, they might get their ankles bit. There are lots of woofers like me who won't go past the door until we've had our treats, we might have to get in touch with the papers and get coverage, or else we might all wear little yellow vests and say we're assistance woofers, watch this space. When my mum cleaned our pond, I had a look and we didn't have any splawn and we haven't got any taderly poles either, we might have to go and tadnap some from a local pond. Have a lovely evening all, don't forget extra cuddles and licks for Mrs TM tonight, that might give you brownie points for extra snackettes. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch, the Nippers and untrained Alexa xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ReplyDeleteMmm . . . I hear plawn clackers are in the offing! Enjoy! Fab pictures . . . Looks like the ferrets had a good time.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to you, squashed ferrety poo, happy birthday dear TM, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you-ooooo XXX