Hi Woofers!
Here we are again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!
Well, I am all excited and jumping around all over the place. You see, today is the day Old Two Legs has scribed on the calendar, 'Dogs Haircut'!
Things did not look good, overnight it rained, not that we were worried, we were all tucked up in bed snoring our tails off, however, by the time we woke up the rain had stopped and it was just the grass that was wet.
That was it, doomed we were, Old Two Legs got the doggy towels out and found the shampoo, then he got the table out of the shed and the frame that will hold the straps to keep us woofers from jumping off the table!
OTL decided to start off with Holly 'cos she had more hair and some of it was matted around her paws.
Into the shower compartment she went and OTL turned on the water and Holly got wet.
Holly was not happy but just as the water was soaking through her hair and reaching her skin when it happened.
The shower went 'Phutt'
It was lucky that OTL had filled the bucket up with water 'cos he used that to finish off washing Holly from the tip of her nose to the end of her tail!
Well, in the end Holly got washed, then she got dried with that blower thingy, then she got shaved!
In the end she lost a load of hair and looked quite slim, for a Holly Dog that is!
Now, all this means that I did not get washed or shaved 'cos the shower is broke!
OTL is off to purchase a bucket of super glue to fix a bit in the workings of the shower 'Engine'.
Mind you, that means I could get 'done' tomorrow.
Unless it rains!
A big thanks to Archie Babe who sent an instruction sheet on how to find the passwords in the computer.
OTL managed to find Eric's new password.
We didn't know he used physics terminology!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!
Yo maties. Well it sounds like it was your lucky day today Daisy, mind poor Holly chops wasn't quite so lucky, now if only the shower had gone phuttt a little bit earlier. Glad to hear that OTL was able to find Eric's password so he could log on, mind if it's in physics, I hope he understood it. Now my mum went to try and find one of her passwords and she followed all the steps and finally clicked on show password, well, you'll never guess wot it said, it said, you had to put in your password to see it ............. my mum says puters are naff and she don't like them really. My boy keeps telling her to go thru and make a list of all her passwords now he's shown her how to find them, but has she? Has she nuts, I can see in a little while she'll be telling him she can't remember a password again and he'll patiently try to help her. It's my boys birthday tomorrow but he has to work, now I don't think you should have to work when it's your birthday, I think TL's should be allowed to have a nice birthday at home not doing any work. My mum made my boy a couple of cards and she made a bit of a mistake just when she finished it, well normally she would do wot Mrs TM told her to do and stick a butterfly on it, but us boys aren't into butterflies like you ladies so my mum stuck a cog on it cos cogs is men things. I'm looking forward to seeing a picture of Holly chops with her new hairstyle. Hope you all have a lovely evening with some nice muggings, I'm having a lay in in the morning. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and the Nippers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ReplyDeleteI sat here reading your Diary thinking that Allhallows had a big enormous water cut, that would have been funny but Holly would not have liked being all soapy so TM would have had to give up a case of giggle juice and OTL a bottle of his not so best malt to wash her off. Tomorrow looks like your turn unless you can figure out a way of upsetting the shower and mains supply before he starts. Passwords are silly things, use a different one for each thing, use upper case, lower case, numbers, symbols etc. , don’t write it down and you and Einstein can live happily ever after.
ReplyDeleteMessage from Uncle Michael, he said you mustn’t be mardies you are being looked after and care for also if you didn’t roll about in the poo you wouldn’t need so much washing. If you didn’t get your coat cut you would be tripping over yourselves.
Maybe tomorrow we will get a new picture and a picture of the card with a cog that Archies mum made for his boy. Happy birthday for tomorrow from us. 🚘 🚘 🚘 typing cog only brought up cog so he will have to have cars, could have sent 🚣♂️ 🚣♂️ 🚣♂️ xxxxxx