Saturday, 14 November 2020

Star of Stage Screen and Kitchen Table!

 Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret here!

Well, would you believe it, we got thrown out of the house this morning, Holly, Old Two Legs and Me!

Why? I hear you ask! Well The Missus has just completed her first On Line Craft Class with loads of her Crafting Mates!

It wasn't the normal five minutes that she does but this time it was a whole two and a half hours’ worth of glue slapping and glitter slinging!

Mind you, all was not too bad cos we got to visit a place we haven't visited for ages!

When we were puppies, we would get taken to a big farm called Jeskyns Farm that had been changed into a massive area for walking woofers and galloping horses!

It was always a problem watching out for horses but we managed to stay out of trouble!

Well, today OTL took us back and we reckon we must have walked about three miles in the end and we even passed the pond where I first learnt to swim!

Well actually it was where I managed to get my paws off the ground and swim in a circle and grab the ball OTL had thrown. Mind you, in the learning process we managed to lose many balls as they got pinched by other woofers or got blown into the reeds across the other side of the pond!

A couple of things that had changed since we were there last, they were charging a pound an hour to park the car and the number of woofers seems to have gone up by a five hundred percent!

  So many woofers it was difficult to get a wee in!

 We tried staying away from all the woofers but it seems as soon as we head across a field, we bumped into another load of woofers!

I just don't know where they are all coming from! 

 One thing hadn’t changed, The Watchers were still keeping an eye on what was going on! Last time we were here there was a yellow tennis ball stuck in the backside of one of the watchers but it seems to have been removed or dropped out!

 We are still keeping an eye on you!

We went over the road to where the apple and pear trees were and since we were last here the trees had grown into a forest of trees. Mind you, the bench that was half way around the walk was still there so we had a rest for a little while. OTL looked as though he needed a rest!

Come on, park your tail for a while!

 Heading back to the car park we came across this chalked on a notice board. Now, does that mean I have to share my treats with Holly?

  There was another notice near to the pear trees, It said you can pick the fruit if you want but any 'Commercial' picking would be reported to the police. I suppose the notice was the same as the one from Mahatma Gandhi! 

After getting back to the car we looked at the parking ticket and see that we had used an hour and fifty-five minutes of the two hours we had paid for, so that was nicely timed and we reckon it was about three miles as well.

Back home TM had finished her On-Line Craft Class and was just answering questions, so that was OK!

I reckon we will sleep well tonight; I mean, we haven't walked that far for ages!

See you tomorrow.

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.

3 comments:

  1. Yo maties. Wot a cheek chucking you out this morning. I didn't get chucked out, I sat on the sofa just next to my mum and I watched Mrs TM giving instructions out and I made sure my mum was following them properly. I missed you and Holly chops, I was hoping for a quick celebrity appearance from you both like wot they ladies get when they go to the village hall for the workshops. Next time go on strike and refuse to go out, I mean, it was chucking it down as well. I've never seen so many woofers on a walk, I reckon they heard there was going to be 2 celebrity woofers there and they were queuing up to get a sniff. My mum made lots of cards today and she was well pleased with them. Glad you're all home in the warm now. That Mahatma chappie seems like a sensible chap to me. I didn't go for a walk today, it was way too wet for me, I don't do wet, as you know. It's still hissing down here. My mum and my boy had a chinese today, my mum reckons she's not had such a good Saturday in years, no work, a workshop with Mrs TM, no cooking and a takeaway, wot more could she ask for???? I know, a cute cuddly woofer to snuggle up with in bed tonight ..... minus the little lodgers that I sometimes bring in from the garden when I go for my last wee. My poor little teeny tiny slug mate got chucked out the window last night when she found it snuggled up nice and warm in my arm pit. Take care all and have a lovely, warm, snuggly evening. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and the Nippers. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  2. Was it a FaceAche Live class TM was doing? Hope it went well for her. She is such a superstar.

    Glad you all had a nice long walk abd wore OTL out!

    Hugs, Sarn xxx

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