Happy Birthday Missus!

 Hi Woofers,

Daisy here.

Well, today has been a bit if a mix-up! Old Two Legs has had to get another plug hole and a new seal to keep the water going down the pipe.

We have decided that we will leave it to settle before trying to run water from the tap to the pipe without leaking all over the floor!

Claws crossed!

First thing we were out down to the coast for a run and chat to some of the lads. We saw Belle and the Two Hooligans doing their rampage, as normal!

The Hooligans are the ones with four legs each!

After I had my roll on the sandy beach who should say hello, it was Barny Number Two!

Yo! Daisy, after saying hello to OTL, can I sniff your butt?

Needless to say, I told him to Woof Off but I knew he was joking cos he just loves OTL and only wants a cuddle!

WE met up with Max and Oscar who were just getting into their motor car after their walk along the sea wall.

My hair looks a bit of a mess!

Now OTL and I have been working on a song for The Missus, you see, today is her birthday and she is now Numbly Dunk years old.

Now being that old means we have to sing a special Happy Birthday song.

OTL and I have been working our brains to a stand still working out something that will please her!

So, here we go, after 79, ..............................7...............20...................Seventy-Nine

 

Happy Birthday Missus G

It's yer Birthday, well bless me!

Here’s a song full of poo

And bucket for you!

 

There now, not too rude and I'm sure she will like it.

OTL came up with another version but it was so rude that I had to veto it!

Tonight, we are having a Chinese Take a Way, that means I get a share as well!

See you tomorrow.

Luv,

Daisy!