Friday, 22 July 2016

Sunny Friday!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret here again!

What a glorious day it has been! No rain, loads of sun shine and a dusting of cloud to keep the temperature down to acceptable!

May and April had a great time, May went exploring while April kept a look out from the top of the ferret bag!

I love new sniffs!
There were some ships out to sea, a couple of container carriers and a pleasure sailing craft.


Do you think they know sail has right of way?
 On the way back to the car I got Old Two Legs to lift me up so I could have a good look around. He called me a 'Big Softy' but he doesn't realise that I can't see very far 'cos I got short legs and it's a rare treat for me to see more than ten feet away!

Lunchtime we left The Missus and Auntie Sheila slapping the glue pot around!

Wendy and Fred had some fun on the beach, Wendy was playing 'Bulldozers' by digging her nose into the sand and digging a trench!

OK, here we go!
 The tide hadn't peaked so there was a load of 'Mud Froth' washing up on the beach and also it wasn't very deep either!

Is that a crab or an under sea 'Froth Ball'?
 Holly wasn't getting anywhere near the froth and did suggest it would make her sniff something terrible!
You have just gotta be joking!
 Freddy came down the beach to see what the froth was all about and even had a taste, which he described as 'Muddy Milk'!

He said that he would pass on the invitation for a swim in the froth and water and instead he would go swimming in the grass!

That tastes like YUCK!
We all had a good walk back to the car and while the ferrets were having a sniff Holly and I found a sniff that called for a roll!

By the time we were getting close to the car park the ferrets were feeling the heat, so OTL had to carry them both back to the car for a drink of water!

The ferrets were in first then Holly and I had a good drink. After Holly and I got back into the bed the ferrets went back to the water for another slurp!

Once they had finished OTL gave them both a couple of handfuls of water rubbed into their coats to help keep them cool!

Wet and Soggy Ferrets!

Back home we all crashed out in our 'Cool Spots' 'cos the sun had gone around the corner and the back of the house is cool and the front warms up!

Tomorrow OTL is going to play with the old camera to see if he can make it all work again. That way he will be able to mount it in the garden so we can see the animals that live there but hide when we go out for a wander around the garden!

Who knows, we may see some of the Trevor's that may be around!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.

Thursday, 21 July 2016

Eye Spy!

Yo Woofers!

We are here again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret!

Not so hot today, in fact it was just right. The clouds kept the temperature down but there was enough sun to keep everyone happy!

Both sets of ferrets enjoyed a trip down the beach. Miss May had a roll in the Sea Kale while Miss April kept watch from the rim of the Ferret Bag!

I just love this stuff!
 While May was investigating the Sea Kale she said that she could sniff not only shrew but also mouses!

She said she could just go for a mouse for breakfast!

A nice plump mouse with a side order of shrew!
Holly said that she could keep that, and what is wrong with lambs heart?

May said she hadn't tried Lambs Heart and Holly will have to save some for her the next time it she finds it in her bowl!

Holly said something about a snowballs chance in hell but I wasn't listening 'cos I had found a sniff that needed a good roll!

All today Old Two Legs has been installing a new wireless camera out the front of the house.

He couldn't put it where the other one was so he had to drill new holes for the power  cable.

As the caravan was on the drive he didn't have much room for the ladder and it ended up being almost vertical!

It's a good job that OTL was into rock climbing in the distant past and that helped him hang on with his finger nails and teethe while he drilled holes!

It's all installed now and the camera takes video of the front of the house, sends it back to Internet modem thingy and then via a cable to the computers or Wi-Fi to the Internetty and then to his mobile phone!

Clever or wot?

The old camera had to have a cable going from the camera to the TV screen and the resolution wasn't as good as this new camera!

Lunchtime we were down the beach, someone had pinched the ball we hid yesterday! Wendy said that we should have let her do a poo as well as a wee over the ball 'cos that would have stopped anyone pinching the ball!

Somehow I really didn't fancy a Ferret Wee and Poo covered ball, even if it got washed in the sea!

OTL found a stick, so I did some swimming after the stick once OTL had thrown it into the water!

Is that Sea Mist?
Back home OTL finished off the clearing up, took the ladder back around to the garage, walked back and took a look at his handy work.

It was then that he spotted the electric drill in the rain gutter where he had left it while he screwed the camera to the wall!

He had to get the ladder out again to retrieve the drill!

Wot a Plonker!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret!

Wednesday, 20 July 2016

We thought we had lost Freddy!

Hi Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret!

Another super sunny day and a bit of a scare!

It started off this morning when we arrived at the beach, there it was, all covered in sea weed!

I mean, loads of it all washed up and dumped all over the beach so that we would got 'Squelch Squelch' if we tried running on it, never mind rolling in it!

Old Two Legs told us we were banned from the beach this morning, so we all headed off to the grass path to catch up on the sniffs!

Looks seriously Yucky!
 I said I'd fancy a roll on the beach but Holly told me I had some disgusting habits and wandered off with her nose in the air!

OTL and The Missus had to go out this morning, so we all got a chance for a snooze without the jet powered vacuum cleaner keeping us awake!

They got back just before lunch and in time for our midday walk.

OTL dressed Freddy in his harness and shoved him into the travelling cage. Then he gave Wendy a cuddle and a slurp of Ferretone.

While he was doing that, Freddy got bored with sitting in the cage, he shoved the door open and wandered off under the desk, all without OTL seeing!

We all climbed into the car and off we went to the beach, leaving Freddy to a wander!

It was down in the car park that OTL opened the cage door only to find Wendy stretched out in the cuddle cup enjoying the space!

OTL had to phone home to check if TM had seen Freddy and she had, Freddy had decided to have a game of rolling about in the plastic shopping bags!

We think Freddy had got fed up with the running away bit after last time, well, there are no good sniffs or sea weed in our gardens!

Down on the beach the tide was in and I found a tennis ball with the covering ripped off, that means it will fit very nicely into my mouth!

So OTL and I had a game of 'Fetch The Ball' while Holly sat on the Sea Wall catching up with her sun tan!

Jus' the right size!
While I was waiting for OTL and Wendy to catch up with the ball I settled down to trimming off some more of the covering from the tennis ball, in the end it fitted perfectly!

Tailor Made for my Chops!
When the game was over, OTL took the ball and hid it in the grass so we could play with it again tomorrow!

Wendy said that she would do a wee on if so the other woofers would think it strange and leave it alone.

That might be OK fro her but I had to point out that I was planning to carry it in my mouth!


A Ferret Wee should cover up the Woofer Sniff!
We got back home to find Freddy had gone back to bed to show off!

He had the whole cage to himself and had moved around from 'Cool Space' to 'Cool Space'!

So far this afternoon the temperature has reached thirty one degrees, not the weather for charging about. So, we all retired to a cool spot for a snooze until dinner time!

No sign of the frogs, so we will have to consult Archie Babe on how to keep frogs in the garden!

 See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.

Tuesday, 19 July 2016

Another Sunny Day!

Hello Woofers!

Here we are again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret!

Wot a super day it was yesterday, loads of sun shine and it was warm and sticky in the house.

Old Two Legs was prepared for the warm weather 'cos he draped the cage with a damp towel and then shoved frozen blocks from the freezer. Both sets of ferrets thought it was wonderful and soon curled up in the 'Cuddle Cup' or on top of the blanket.

Well, today, having got the experience yesterday it wasn't too long before they were all enjoying the chilled bed!

Down on the beach we looked for any ships that may have berthed overnight but it was surprisingly void of ships!

The sun was climbing up into the sky and OTL took this picture saying it was a 'Star Ship' in the sky!


A passing Star Ship!
 Holly and I got bored with 'Ship Watching and settled down for a well earned roll on the sand!

If you gotta roll then you gotta roll!
 Back home the Page 3 Girls enjoyed a rampage around the house but were pleased when they got back into the cage for a cooling snooze!

Fred and Wendy had a good time playing tricks on OTL, Wendy was chuckling away as she ran up OTL's trouser leg and gave his leg a lick!

Freddy spent most of the time on his back having his tummy tickled! He does enjoy this game and is always laughing his tail off!

After all that running around both Freddy and Wendy crashed out in their cool beds and in no time were fast asleep!

It wasn't too long before lunchtime arrived and we headed off to the beach again.

Nothing much had changed except it was a little warmer and the was one boat out to sea, a Pleasure Craft.

You can tell that holiday time has arrived!

Just one Sailing Craft!
 The tide was in, so was I, straight in and swimming among the sea weed!

Throw the stick or I'll bite your leg!
 OTL found a stick and while Holly was catching the rays I was having a great time!

OTL had brought one of his big cameras and a 'Macro 105mm Lens'. This is the one he uses for taking pictures of insects and close up of flowers.

Pretty but no insects!
Now, remember yesterday when I told you the flower was white? Well, here it is in it's full colour, or lack of colour!

Look! No Infrared!
While OTL was clicking away at the bloom we spotted a Dragon Fly ducking and diving around the bushes, then it landed on a bush and OTL did his 'Creeping Up On Insect' stalk and managed this shot.

First this year!
Back home the best thing we could think of doing was snoozing in a cool spot!

At the moment it is twenty six degrees centigrade and we expect it go a bit higher before this evening!

I think that tonight we have some Lambs Heart for dinner, but only when it cools down!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.

Monday, 18 July 2016

And now for something different!

Hi Woofers!

It's Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and the one and only Freddy de Ferret!

Phew! It has been warm today!

Old Two Legs was up good and early to have his breakfast and clean out the Page 3 Girls cage. Then he draped a wet towel over the cage and shoved a freezer block under their 'Cuddle Cup'. Then, after they had been for their run around the office, he plonked them back in their cage and dressed Freddy and Wendy in their harnesses and then into the travel cage!

OTL Hadn't taken them out yesterday 'cos it was just too hot for a ferret! So, today it is Fred & Wendy who are out for a run.

Down on the front Holly and I went off chasing rabbits while OTL got the ferrets out and ready for the run along the Sea Wall.

Now, Freddy is used to going out at lunchtime so this early morning stuff is a bit confusing!

Tucked under OTL's armpit and balancing on his arm both ferrets started off towards the beach. Freddy did his 'Wiggle' which tells OTL Freddy wants a wee but there was a little Jack Russel that was running around, so there was no chance to put Freddy down.

So Freddy did a wee down OTL's shirt!

After the woofer had gone OTL put Freddy down while OTL tried to dry off his shirt!

Next, Freddy got picked up and together with Wendy tucked up under OTL's armpit, off we went again.

Freddy was on the other arm now and because he hadn't done all of his wee, the feeling came over him again.

We spotted a couple of terrier type woofers down the path, too close for comfort, so, Freddy had to hang on.

He didn't and OTL ended up with another wet patch!

Sorry OTL!
We didn't hang about 'cos it was getting warm and OTL was beginning to sniff of Ferret Wee!

Back home the ferrets settled down to a snooze with the wet towel and freezer blocks.

The Missus said she saw Trevor (The Frog) in the bushes up the side of the garden. Holly and I came out to have a look but we couldn't find him and OTL thinks he may have got scared and hopped off into next door!

Lunchtime the ferrets were fast asleep so Holly and I left them there and headed off to the beach.

OTL decided that for a change he would have a little play with the Infrared Camera that had been sleeping in the camera box for ages!

Come on OTL!
 OTL was playing with the controls on the camera 'cos it has been a while since he last played with it!

While we were waiting I went down to the waters edge and started off with a deep paddle!

Holly headed up the beach and was staying well away from the water!

You paddle if you want, I'll stay sniffing thanks!
 OTL caught up with Holly and managed to get her to do a 'Pose' while sitting on the Sea Wall!

Yeah! I'm The Beach Baby!
 I had a great time swimming and OTL managed to find a small stick that he threw into the water and I had a great time fetching it back so he could throw it again!

Throw The Woofin Stick!
 Of course, OTL just had to try a photo of a flower bloom. Mmmm, maybe with a Macro Lens it could have come out sharper!

The bloom is brilliant white to look at but the Infrared camera sees something else!
Back home we all headed to a cool spot while OTL fiddled about with invoices and stuff, really boring!

The ferrets really enjoyed the cool bedding and slept most the day, except for occasional rush to the loo!

Tomorrow it looks like it will be the same as today, and the maximum temperature today has been 28C !

Now we are off to see what is for dinner.

See you tomorrow.

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.

Sunday, 17 July 2016

It's a Yellow Filter Day!

Hi Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret!

Phew! Wot a muggy day it's been down here!

Last night we had trouble sleeping, it was just too hot!

We couldn't wait until morning came and it was time to get out for a walk with the ferrets!

Down on the beach I spotted a couple of ships tied up to Sheerness Docks. One was a 'Floating Brick' full of cars.

Another Floating Brick!
 The other one was a 'Banana Boat'!

You could tell that 'cos the ship had the name of the company on the side, 'Chiquita', they are a big supplier of Bananas world wide!

Hey! Mr Tally Man, tally me Banana!
 Holly said that The Missus has eaten bananas and offered he a nibble but they didn't taste nice!

We didn't hang about cos the ferrets were feeling a bit hot and spent a lot of the times sitting in the bag and looking out the top!

Back home Holly and I got a bowl of chicken waiting for us. Holly said she was too hot to eat and she'll save it for this evening. I got through half of the bowl before giving up!

Around lunch time it was getting very muggy and Old Two Legs decided to leave the ferrets at home and the help them keep cool, he soaked a couple of towels and draped them over the cages to keep the temperature down!

The sky was sort of cloudy so OTL decided to take the Yellow Filter with us!

A Good Yellow Filter Day!
 As we were walking along the Sea Wall there was a terrible noise coming from the beach, it was a Pug type of woofer with a 'woof' bigger than the beach!

The Two Legs who owned her called out to her ...........Holly!

Now, isn't it strange that the loudest woofer is always called Holly!

Gawd! Wot a Noise!
 When we got to 'Our' beach, we met up with Darcy who had found a tennis ball and was having fun chasing it!

I decided to join in the fun and after a quick dip I was chasing the ball when it got thrown into the water!


Now, Darcy wasn't fast when chasing the ball but she almost all of the time managed to pick up the ball, that's 'cos her mouth was bigger than mine!


Gerroffthisismyball!
 Mind you, it wasn't like that all the time. When the ball was up against the sea weed, I managed to grab it and get back to the beach before her!


Beat Ya! Beat Ya!
Darcy is a gentle woofer and she just loves OTL and didn't mind me playing with her ball!

Back at the car I got a good rub down with the doggy towel and we were off home in time to pick up TM from the village hall after her 'Master Class'!

Not sure what OTL is getting tonight but you can be sure we will help him eat it!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.

Saturday, 16 July 2016

Another Sun Shiny Day!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret here!

Well, it has been a super day today. This morning Old Two Legs stayed in bed a whole thirty minutes longer than normal!

We didn't mind 'cos it is Saturday and The Missus had left good and early to get her 'Master Class' set up.

There is always the tables to put up and today there was a mountain of MDF boards and Butterfly Cutouts to get onto the tables as well!

Down on the beach there were no woofers Two Legs or Rabbits!

However, there was just one 'Pleasure Craft' sailing across the front of the Wind Powered Generators off the coast of Herne Bay!

Mind the Whirly Things!
 Holly and I had a go at digging while April stayed tucked up in the ferret bag!

Miss May had a big roll in the Sea Kale plants up by the Sea Wall. There is some sort of sniff that really gets her going!

Oooh! This is GOOOOOOD!
Back home Freddy and Wendy had a super game of 'Tickle Tums' with OTL, at one time he had both ferrets on their backs, tickling their tums at the same time!

Both ferrets were laughing their tails off!

It was extra hot at lunchtime so OTL took us down the beach but in a different place to normal. You see he says that the ferrets could get too hot too quickly.

We all had a run on the grass path and then onto the beach.

Freddy spotted a waspy sort of insect and tried creeping up on it but OTL said he should leave it along 'cos he may get stung!

I reckon I could get this one!
Holly and I stayed up on the Sea Wall while OTL took the ferrets down to the edge of the beach.

The tide was out but the stones and mud were still wet and both ferrets had a little paddle just to cool their paws off!

Yeah! Cool and I can rest my tummy on them as well!
Freddy, being Freddy, decided to have a little paddle in the mud and then wash it off in the puddles!

He said he doesn't mind the mud 'cos the water was still cool!

I think I've got mud on my tail!
Because of the heat, we didn't stay too long and when we got back to the car OTL gave the ferrets a bowl of water to drink then after he sloshed water all over the ferrets backs and around their tummy's just to keep them cool!

Holly and I had a good slurp then retired to the bed for a rest!

Around four, OTL had to go and pick up TM from the hall. She said that they all had a great day and the 'Girls' had produced some great work!

OTL has got curry tonight so other than a nibble of Nan Bread I suppose we will have to put up with our 'Posh Scoff'!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.

Friday, 15 July 2016

A Super Warm Day!

Wot Ho Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret here again!

It has been a super warm day today a real summer type day!

Unfortunately the tide was out so I couldn't dive in for a swim!

Looking across the water towards Sheerness I spotted a car transporter ship. It looked a strange ship, a bit like a floating house brick!

If you didn't know, you'd think that the ship had a propeller sticking out of the top!

However, we all know it is a wind powered generator sitting on the dock!

A Big Floating Brick!
Holly Dog said she could really do with a dip in the water to cool off!

Yeah! In your dreams! I reckon at the first sign of water Holly would be off like a rocket!

It is too warm to play!
 Lunchtime Fred and Wendy were having a great time on the beach digging holes. Freddy says that to keep cool in this weather you should dig a deep hole and then fall asleep!

This Hole Digging is hot work!
 A short while ago Old Two Legs and The Missus went to the christening of one of their
Great-Grand-Children and her name is Dawn.

So, Hello Dawn!

Is that a 105mm Lens?
 She certainly looks wide awake and interested in everything going on around her!

Dawn and Mummy!
 OTL had taken some pictures at the wedding and now the Brides Maids came back for Dawns Christening

All together, Cheeeeese!
OTL has been playing with a new bit of computer gizmo thingy that changes skin tone and does things to the eyes as well. So, here is the 'Supermodel' mode!

You know last night OTL got a Kofti Kebab? Well, so did TM, Holly and I had a great time going from one to the other mugging them for bits of kebab!

Not sure what is on the menu tonight but we will be doing our best to repeat our success of last night!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.

Thursday, 14 July 2016

Pass the Tissues, OTL's got his wallet out again!

Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret here again!

You know sometimes we feel sorry for Old Two Legs and other times we reckon he is a big pushover!

Take this morning, May and April were out of their cage rampaging around. April was around the corner pretending she was digging the carpet up. OTL, who was having his 'Wheaty Bangs' hears the noise, puts down his cereal bowl and rushed around the corner to find April, on her back, kicking the door!

It certainly sounded like carpet being dug up!

So, OTL, having waved the finger at April as a warning headed back to his cereal bowl to find Miss May finishing off the last lick!

Yep, I could get to like this!
 It gets bad when you have to fight off an 'attack of the ferrets' just to keep your breakfast!

Poor OTL!

Down on the beach the tide was in and I just couldn't resist diving into the water!

Trouble was, with this short hair cut, the water soon got to my 'Sensitive Bits' which made me stop, turn around, then head back to the shore!

Gawd! This is cold!
 Back on the Sea Wall I had a good shake and got rid of most of the water. Holly said that we look like a couple of Jack Russell's with Hairy Heads!

Thank Gawd the sun is warm!
 We got back to the car and Holly said that she wasn't going to show herself on the beach until she had a decent growth of hair!

Hair this short is almost rude!
Once home we headed off to pick up the big car. Fortunately the bill wasn't as big as OTL thought it might so he was sort of happy. Mind you, that didn't stop him from sniveling all the way home!

Lunchtime we spotted a 'Pleasure Craft' and once again we waved to them but we got no response. Holly said they didn't wave at us 'cos we looked like a couple of nudist!

Upon my life Ethel, there are a couple of nude dogs waving at us, avert your eyes!

The Corvid family were out rummaging around the rock pool but they laughed at Holly's backside!

Jus' look at the wobbly butt on that woofer!
 Once back home I had to have a wash, you see I found some real smelly poo to have a roll in and The Missus had to give me a wash which I didn't mind 'cos it got rid of that terrible sniff the Poodle Parlour sprayed over us!

OTL looks like he is going to get a Kofti Kebab tonight, we think TM has got fed up with cooking!

Should be good muggings tonight!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.

Wednesday, 13 July 2016

It's been wet today!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret back again!


After yesterdays terrible happenings we are getting back to normal, except for the howling draft around the tail end!

When we got down to the beach Holly spotted that the wind powered generators were all working!

We expect Old Two Legs to get his big camera out soon and he will try to get a picture of them going around and make it look like the blade are 'Bending' as they go around!


Just wait for the winter winds to blow!
 We all had a sniff around the beach but didn't hang about too long, the wind felt rather chilly, especially around the back end!


This is a strange one!
 Holly is still suffering from her 'Grumbly Tum' and today she didn't have to have her butt washed in public!

I feeling better but I've still lost my 'Mojo'!
Today OTL has been doing some house hold jobs that include mending the carpet where the ferrets have tried to dig holes in and under the carpet edge under the door.

Mind you, I will admit, Holly and I have also had a little 'dig' at the edges in the past!

Lunchtime it was still blowing and the rain was still in the air so we didn't hang about too much. The ferrets had decided that riding in the ferret bag was better than walking in the rain!

I've got over my Grumbly Tum but Holly is suffering still. Mind you, it may be a lesson to Holly not to eat any mucky stuff on the beach!

No more news on Rufus and we are still waiting for photos!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.