Hello Woofers!
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss May and Miss April here!
Well, today has not been one of the best we have known, in fact, it has been horrid!
It started off with us being taken for our morning walk by The Missus 'cos Old Two Legs had places to go and things to do! So, when we got back home, he had gone!
Miss Snowflake missed out on her morning stroll on the beach and had to put up with an early morning Rampage around the house while OTL cleaned her living quarters!
Then it was the Page 3 Girls turn and again they didn't get a long rampage either!
We got presented with Doggy Scoff, which was Horrid!
Then off went TM out to a Master Class and left us to find our own sleeping beds!
Come lunchtime OTL came back and we got a run on the beach but there were no ferrets running with us 'cos it was windy and wet!
Ferrets don't do wet, a bit like Holly Dog!
So you can see why the walk was a bit quicker and shorter than normal!
You know what? He didn't even take his camera with him!
Back home we rushed in doors thinking TM would be back but no, she was still out having fun!
OTL gave us both a cuddle then while we were hunting for our chews, he sneaked out the front door!
That was it, we all felt like unloved woofers left at home on our own!
It wasn't until late afternoon that OTL arrived back and of course, we both made a fuss of him and he gave us a cuddle to show he missed us too!
A short while later, who should turn up? TM!
Yep, back from her day of Glue Slapping and Glitter Tossing!
So, we are now wondering what the evening will bring 'cos there are bound to be some TL's who still have their Whizz Bangs to set light to and Holly is getting a bit concerned, will they let them off tonight or wait until tomorrow?
Sorry there are no pictures today, we will try to make up for it tomorrow!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss May and Miss April.
The life and times of Daisy & her late sister Holly and their efforts to confound Old Two Legs. Helped along by a family of Ferrets who are studying to become full time Woofers!
Friday, 6 November 2015
Thursday, 5 November 2015
OTL has Spotted Trevor!
Hello Woofers!
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss May and Miss April here again!
Well, today has been and exciting day. First of all Snowflake reckons she has chased that Big Slimy Thing into the sea weed and even got to give it a nip on its backside, just for fun!
Mind you, by the time we got there it had disappeared, again!
After that bit of fun Snowflake spent some time inspecting the big hole those young Two Legs left yesterday.
As we headed off to the grass path Miss Snowflake got a surprise when she got to the steps, it was Poppy!
Poppy thought it was great fun to make Snowflake jump but she didn't know how close she came to getting a pair of Ferret Fangs in her nose!
We had a look at the Fungi and it is getting bigger! We have also found some more of the fungi a bit further down the path and Holly reckons it could be all part of the same fungi!
Back home the ferrets had a good Rampage around the house and Miss Snowflake was the first out and immediately climbed up onto May and Aprils cage top. Of course, the girls tried to give Snowflake a nip but she was too fast for them and when OTL spotted her tormenting the girls, he picked her off the cage and says he heard Snowflake doing her 'Laugh'.
OTL reckons she was laughing at the girls and winding them up!
Naughty Snowflake!
When the girls got their turn to have a Rampage, Snowflake was in her bed snoring her tail off!
OTL decided that work was boring and today he would have a hour or two in the garden clearing up the dead plants and weeds that were trying to take over the place!
It started off with OTL ripping up the dead weeds and as soon as he started all the insects that were on the plants ran off to the wall and climbed up out of the way, followed by the snails!
OTL said he was amazed at the number of snails that were hiding under the weeds and the speed at which they climbed up the brick work!
It was then that OTL spotted Trevor the Frog!
There he was, looking fit and with dark coloured skin and he was about two inches long. OTL went scampering off to get his camera but when he got back, Trevor had gone!
We are going to have to keep a lookout for him whenever we are in the garden!
OTL managed to fill up two Wheelie Bins with waste garden plants and some bits of the tree as well. There is still a lot to do but he will get back to it when the rain stops! The weather man reckons it will be dry enough over the weekend!
We are hoping that there is rain every evening for the next month or two 'cos tonight is when the TL's start letting off those Whizz Bangs which get Holly Dog all wound up and scared!
She will start of cuddling up to OTL and shivering with fright, then she will demand we all go to bed and cuddle up together!
As it helps keep her from shaking too much we all go to bed about seven thirty!
OTL says it's the earliest he will have been to bed for a long time!
So, claws crossed for a Whizz Bang free night!
See you all tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss May and Miss April.
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss May and Miss April here again!
Well, today has been and exciting day. First of all Snowflake reckons she has chased that Big Slimy Thing into the sea weed and even got to give it a nip on its backside, just for fun!
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| Gotcha! |
After that bit of fun Snowflake spent some time inspecting the big hole those young Two Legs left yesterday.
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| Not bad for a couple of TL's! |
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| Boo! |
We had a look at the Fungi and it is getting bigger! We have also found some more of the fungi a bit further down the path and Holly reckons it could be all part of the same fungi!
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| Growing Bigger each day! |
OTL reckons she was laughing at the girls and winding them up!
Naughty Snowflake!
When the girls got their turn to have a Rampage, Snowflake was in her bed snoring her tail off!
OTL decided that work was boring and today he would have a hour or two in the garden clearing up the dead plants and weeds that were trying to take over the place!
It started off with OTL ripping up the dead weeds and as soon as he started all the insects that were on the plants ran off to the wall and climbed up out of the way, followed by the snails!
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| I'm bugging out! |
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| Outta My Way A Snail coming through! |
There he was, looking fit and with dark coloured skin and he was about two inches long. OTL went scampering off to get his camera but when he got back, Trevor had gone!
We are going to have to keep a lookout for him whenever we are in the garden!
OTL managed to fill up two Wheelie Bins with waste garden plants and some bits of the tree as well. There is still a lot to do but he will get back to it when the rain stops! The weather man reckons it will be dry enough over the weekend!
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| Loads of leaves falling into the pond now! |
She will start of cuddling up to OTL and shivering with fright, then she will demand we all go to bed and cuddle up together!
As it helps keep her from shaking too much we all go to bed about seven thirty!
OTL says it's the earliest he will have been to bed for a long time!
So, claws crossed for a Whizz Bang free night!
See you all tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss May and Miss April.
Wednesday, 4 November 2015
A Wet and Soggy Day!
Hi Woofers!
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss May and Miss April here!
Wot a day!
Old Two Legs got up early this morning and stuck his head out of the window to see what the weather was like, and got it wet!
It was pouring down, it was so bad that the road outside the front of the house was awash!
Holly and I stayed tucked up in bed!
When it was time to go out for our walk, Snowflake crept back to bed and said she would pass on today's walk thanks!
That left Holly and me to brave the rain!
We got dressed up in our rain coats and once outside we found the rain had slowed a bit, enough for us to go out!
Mind you, OTL didn't take his camera 'cos it was 'Too Wet' but he took us instead!
We could just imagine Miss Snowflake, back at home, slurping away at the milk and having a great old time while we got soaked!
Lunchtime the rain had stopped, well almost but it was dry enough for us to go out without our coats.
Down on the beach we came across a couple of young Two Legs who were digging a hole in the sand and making a Castle, complete with a moat as well!
May thought it looked great and wanted to help them but they didn't invite her to join in, so she left them to it and went off sulking!
We stopped on the way back to have a look at the Fungi, it was still there and had grown a bit more. Another fungi head was just beginning to poke through the grass, so if we are lucky, there will soon be some extra large fungi to photograph!
Holly suggested that maybe soon we should all go down to The Forest again to see what fungi was growing there but OTL said that before that could happen, he had to find where he left his wellies!
Most of the sniffs had been washed away in the rain so we didn't hang about too long, especially as April said she could sniff more rain on the wind!
Back home we managed to mug a bit of Toast from OTL before he scoffed it all down!
Then we all had a snooze and OTL watched a film on the computer, as well as working on the other computer!
Clever OTL!
We are off down stairs now, maybe there is some dinner cooking that we could persuade OTL to let us 'Sample'!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss May and Miss April.
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss May and Miss April here!
Wot a day!
Old Two Legs got up early this morning and stuck his head out of the window to see what the weather was like, and got it wet!
It was pouring down, it was so bad that the road outside the front of the house was awash!
Holly and I stayed tucked up in bed!
When it was time to go out for our walk, Snowflake crept back to bed and said she would pass on today's walk thanks!
That left Holly and me to brave the rain!
We got dressed up in our rain coats and once outside we found the rain had slowed a bit, enough for us to go out!
Mind you, OTL didn't take his camera 'cos it was 'Too Wet' but he took us instead!
We could just imagine Miss Snowflake, back at home, slurping away at the milk and having a great old time while we got soaked!
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| Slurp, Slurp, I bet the rains dripping off their tails! |
Down on the beach we came across a couple of young Two Legs who were digging a hole in the sand and making a Castle, complete with a moat as well!
May thought it looked great and wanted to help them but they didn't invite her to join in, so she left them to it and went off sulking!
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| They won't let me play in their game! |
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| Getting bigger all the time! |
Most of the sniffs had been washed away in the rain so we didn't hang about too long, especially as April said she could sniff more rain on the wind!
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| Come on, back to the car before it rains again! |
Then we all had a snooze and OTL watched a film on the computer, as well as working on the other computer!
Clever OTL!
We are off down stairs now, maybe there is some dinner cooking that we could persuade OTL to let us 'Sample'!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss May and Miss April.
Tuesday, 3 November 2015
It's almost gone, almost!
Hi Woofers!
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May back again!
Well, it's not really cold but we are getting a bit fed up with the fog! This morning it was still around but in patches and when we got to the Sea Wall we could even see the blue sky!
There was Sheerness, just where we had left it!
The fog horns had stopped so Snowflake could have a run about on the sea weed without worrying about a Big Loud Monster coming out of the fog!
We had a look at the Fungi and so far, no one has kicked it over! It looked a bit bigger than yesterday and there were some more growing at the side of it!
Back home there was work for Old Two Legs so Holly and I had a nice long snooze on our bed.
The Page 3 Girls went on a rampage and chased The Missus all over the kitchen!
OTL came down stairs and played a game of 'Tickle Your Tummy' with Miss April and she was on her back laughing her tail off as OTL gave her a tickle!
May was too interested in chasing her tail and hiding biscuits under the sofa to play with OTL!
They couldn't wait for their midday walk but right at the last half an hour before going out, they fell asleep!
Wot a soppy pair!
When we finally got them down the beach and awake, all they wanted to do was chase up the Grass Path!
April was trying every trick in the book to get a carry off the beach while May decided to try some Sea Weed Nuts!
OTL had to tell her they were full of air and water and they didn't taste very nice!
In the end she decided to leave them alone and instead go looking for a juicy slug!
Whatever turns you on!
OTL had to go out this afternoon to do some deliveries and pick some stuff up, so, Holly and I decided that as we wouldn't be allowed out for a run, a warm bed was preferable to bouncy car seat!
We have been sniffing in the kitchen but still can't work out what is for dinner tonight, it's not Doggy Scoff 'cos we have seen that in the bowl this morning and we have ignored that!
Let's hope that it's not salad!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May.
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May back again!
Well, it's not really cold but we are getting a bit fed up with the fog! This morning it was still around but in patches and when we got to the Sea Wall we could even see the blue sky!
There was Sheerness, just where we had left it!
The fog horns had stopped so Snowflake could have a run about on the sea weed without worrying about a Big Loud Monster coming out of the fog!
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| Now, That's Better! |
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| Still here and a little bigger! |
The Page 3 Girls went on a rampage and chased The Missus all over the kitchen!
OTL came down stairs and played a game of 'Tickle Your Tummy' with Miss April and she was on her back laughing her tail off as OTL gave her a tickle!
May was too interested in chasing her tail and hiding biscuits under the sofa to play with OTL!
They couldn't wait for their midday walk but right at the last half an hour before going out, they fell asleep!
Wot a soppy pair!
When we finally got them down the beach and awake, all they wanted to do was chase up the Grass Path!
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| Here I come for a carry! |
OTL had to tell her they were full of air and water and they didn't taste very nice!
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| They look like they could taste of chicken! |
Whatever turns you on!
OTL had to go out this afternoon to do some deliveries and pick some stuff up, so, Holly and I decided that as we wouldn't be allowed out for a run, a warm bed was preferable to bouncy car seat!
We have been sniffing in the kitchen but still can't work out what is for dinner tonight, it's not Doggy Scoff 'cos we have seen that in the bowl this morning and we have ignored that!
Let's hope that it's not salad!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May.
Monday, 2 November 2015
Another Foggy Foggy Day!
Hello Woofers!
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May here again!
I wish I could say that we had sun shine and blue sky's but I can't!
It was thicker fog than yesterday and the fog horn on Sheerness was giving it some welly as well as a couple of ships that were travelling along the Medway, just imagine three fog horns going off together!
Crazy!
We were getting ready this morning and called out to Miss Snowflake to hurry up and get her harness on but after a rampage around the office, she had put herself back to bed!
Old Two Legs decided to leave her in bed and instead told the Page 3 Girls to get a move on and get out of bed and get their kit on!
It wasn't long before we were all down on the beach investigating new sniffs.
Miss May found what she described as a 'Ferret Surf Board' and suggested April should try it out in the Rock Pools!
Mind you, Miss April was not of the same opinion and told May what she could do with the board, sideways!
Lunchtime Snowflake said she was staying in bed 'cos she had been out for another rampage around the house and was quite happy with the exercise she got running up and down the stairs, plus of course the climbing up over the top of the Page 3 Girls cage as well!
So, for a change,we got a longer run and didn't have to sit and wait for the ferrets to catch us up!
But, we still got the fog!
OTL was interested to see there was still some plants with their flowers still out in all their colour!
As we were going along the Sea Wall, who should we see in the distance? It was Dave the Westie!
We had a good game of 'Chase' and shared a sniff or two then we had a chat about the fog and the fog horn being blown from the Sheerness Docks.
Then Dave went over to OTL to say hello and get a tickle of his tail! Dave thinks OTL is 'The best' and is always pleased to meet him!
On the way back to the car, OTL spotted some big fungi and said that if they are allowed to grow, they will be gigantic!
Claws crossed we may see a whacking great fungi tomorrow morning!
The rest of the day has been very snoozy, Holly stayed down stairs with The Missus, on the sofa, watching the birds on the feeders, you see Holly is a keen Bird Watcher!
I stretched out and fell asleep under OTL's desk and enjoyed the warm air being blown from the computer!
The ferrets were fast asleep when we got back and were doing what a ferret does best, sleep!
Let's hope we get some wing overnight and blow this fog away!
See you all tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May.
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May here again!
I wish I could say that we had sun shine and blue sky's but I can't!
It was thicker fog than yesterday and the fog horn on Sheerness was giving it some welly as well as a couple of ships that were travelling along the Medway, just imagine three fog horns going off together!
Crazy!
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| OK, where is the path? |
Old Two Legs decided to leave her in bed and instead told the Page 3 Girls to get a move on and get out of bed and get their kit on!
It wasn't long before we were all down on the beach investigating new sniffs.
Miss May found what she described as a 'Ferret Surf Board' and suggested April should try it out in the Rock Pools!
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| This is a Posh Board! |
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| I'm with Holly, I don't do wet! |
So, for a change,we got a longer run and didn't have to sit and wait for the ferrets to catch us up!
But, we still got the fog!
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| I sort of miss the ferrets! |
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| Catching the last of the sunshine. |
We had a good game of 'Chase' and shared a sniff or two then we had a chat about the fog and the fog horn being blown from the Sheerness Docks.
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| Yeah, it does make such a moaning sound! |
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| Yo! OTL, Gissa Tickle! |
Claws crossed we may see a whacking great fungi tomorrow morning!
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| Getting bigger every hour! |
I stretched out and fell asleep under OTL's desk and enjoyed the warm air being blown from the computer!
The ferrets were fast asleep when we got back and were doing what a ferret does best, sleep!
Let's hope we get some wing overnight and blow this fog away!
See you all tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May.
Sunday, 1 November 2015
The View is Terrific, if only we could see it!
Hi Woofers!
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May here!
And Wot a day! It has been misty and even more misty today! We got down to the beach and looked across the water and what did we see?
Well, we would have done if the fog wasn't there!
Having all the mist and fog we didn't see Poppy come creeping up to say hello, well, she really only wanted to say hello to Snowflake but she was having a wee at the time!
After Snowflake had finished she and Poppy had a little game of chase on the beach, which Poppy thought was great!
It wasn't long before Poppy had to leave us but Snowflake waved Bye Bye and went back to sniffing along the grass path!
Old Two Legs spotted a spiders web that was soaked with the droplets formed by the mist, so he just had to take a picture!
We were soaked by the time we got back to the car but OTL gave us all a good rub down with our Doggy Towel so we each were transformed from a Soggy Doggy to a Damp Doggy, except Snowflake who got first go with the towel and was a dry ferret!
We had a super bowl of chicken waiting for us when we got home and afterwards spent the morning snoozing!
Lunchtime came and we met up with Michael, Sue and the Mini Two Legs called Daisy, just like me!
We all had a walk along the Sea Wall and we showed them the 'Half Boat' and the Rock Pools and Daisy found a dead crab in one of the rock pools!
Miss April was doing her 'Carry Me' bit and in the end OTL relented and picked her up. We are sure that April really only likes to be warm and snuggled up in a soft bed!
Miss May, being a bit of a hardy soul was ferreting about looking for slugs and snails to nibble on and Michael just couldn't resist an 'Overhead' shot!
We got back home after another rub down with the towel and soon the ferrets were tucked up and fast asleep. Holly and I are looking forward to a bit of mugging tonight, OTL is going to have curry, so Holly gets the Nan bread dipped in the juice while I take mine dry!
See you all tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May.
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May here!
And Wot a day! It has been misty and even more misty today! We got down to the beach and looked across the water and what did we see?
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| Sheerness! |
Having all the mist and fog we didn't see Poppy come creeping up to say hello, well, she really only wanted to say hello to Snowflake but she was having a wee at the time!
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| Come on Snowflake hurry up, my TL is calling me! |
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| OK, your turn to chase me! |
Old Two Legs spotted a spiders web that was soaked with the droplets formed by the mist, so he just had to take a picture!
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| Spider Jewels! |
We had a super bowl of chicken waiting for us when we got home and afterwards spent the morning snoozing!
Lunchtime came and we met up with Michael, Sue and the Mini Two Legs called Daisy, just like me!
We all had a walk along the Sea Wall and we showed them the 'Half Boat' and the Rock Pools and Daisy found a dead crab in one of the rock pools!
Miss April was doing her 'Carry Me' bit and in the end OTL relented and picked her up. We are sure that April really only likes to be warm and snuggled up in a soft bed!
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| Yeah, OK, F/2 is good, now can I get a carry? |
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| Smile for the camera! |
See you all tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May.
Saturday, 31 October 2015
Miss April and the Great Escape!
Hi Woofers!
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May here again!
Have we had a fun day today!
We got down to the beach on time today and Miss Snowflake was straight in and ferreting around trying to find 'The Big Slimy Thing', I don't know what she finds but when ever we go to look,it has gone! Holly reckons Snowflake finds a reflection of herself in a rock pool!
We just hope that it's not a big crab she finds!
Holly and I found another bit of Flotsam next to the 'Half Boat', we really don't know what it is about our beach but it seems to attract all the rubbish that comes down the river!
Up on the Grass Path, we were happy having a sniff when who should turn up? Poppy!
Come on she says, my Two Legs is coming, where is my ferret?
Unfortunately, just as she got to Snowflake the TL came up and clipped the lead on and that was it!
Back home, Snowflake had a ferret around the house and then decided to go back to bed early, that means the Page 3 Girls got let out early!
Old Two Legs had finished clearing Snowflakes house and was setting about the girls cage while they both headed off down stairs to create mayhem, as normal!
Having cleaned everything, OTL noticed that the Ferret Food was getting low, so, armed with his trusty credit card, re ordered up four bags of food. Now normally he would have just ordered two but there was a 'Special Offer' on and he would get 15% off! That means a saving of £17.99!
They had better not go off the stuff or OTL will not be a Happy Puppy!
Now, both of the girls had been charging about all over the place and Miss May had even climbed up onto OTL's desk top and run across the keyboard on both computers. It was a good job OTL was off the Internet thingy or he might have ordered 40000000000000000 bags of ferret food!
Finally it was time to get the girls back in the cage and May was still on the desk but April was nowhere to be seen. She was called and searched for and called and then OTL started to get concerned, April couldn't have got out the house so she is either asleep somewhere or trapped in some dark hole!
Room by room the house was searched. The Missus's warehouse of cards and boxes were turned inside out, no April.
OTL's office was turned inside out, including the drawers and the stationery cupboard, still nothing.
Next the bedroom and under the bed and in the cupboard where OTL keeps his mountain climbing boots and 'Wet Weather Gear' and still nothing.
Next it was down stairs to turn over TM's desk and piles of boxes and bins, and behind all the curtains then under the sofa and chairs, still nothing!
Next the kitchen was searched and all the cupboards with access to behind the cooker and fridge were investigated by OTL with his trusty LED torch, not a sniff!
May had been put back in her cage while OTL and TM were searching and May was getting concerned as well and called out to be let out 'cos she could search the hidey holes, but OTL said that one missing ferret was enough.
That didn't please May and she started to get cross and throw her Poo Pot all around the cage plus throw all the cat litter all over the office floor as well!
Then OTL had an idea, maybe Miss April had gone behind the bookcase where all the biscuits were hidden and fallen asleep on top of them.
So, armed with a small mirror and his trusty LED Torch he got down onto the floor. He tied a length of string onto the mirror then positioned it at an angle so he could see under the bookcase.
Next he shone the torch onto the mirror and the light was reflected in the mirror and lit up the area under the bookcase.
There, looking all sleepy eyed was a little ferret face looking into the mirror wondering if it was a monster come to pinch her biscuits!
OTL pulled the mirror out and April followed looking all small and sleepy! She climbed onto OTL and snuggled up under his chin and she asked if she was in trouble?
Not as long as I get you back says OTL!
Lunchtime we were down the beach again and the tide was right in. There was a chill in the wind 'cos the mist was still hanging about from this morning but we had a race up and down the beach and I dug an enormous hole in the sand and Holly and I had a game of 'Race' up and down the beach stopping every time to dig the hole just a bit deeper!
Miss April had a snuffle around on the beach and asked if she could have a carry as she wasn't in trouble but OTL said she needed to keep fit, so she had to run all the way back to the car!
Miss May was sniffing around the 'Half Boat' and found two bits of rope and said that if Holly held one end in her mouth and I held the other end, we could both tow the boat across the river!
Holly pretended she was deaf to that idea 'cos it means she would have to get wet and that would never happen!
So, now we are off to watch the F1 Qualifying and see what we can mug off OTL!
By the way, we heard the Big Bang of the explosives as the Power Station got another bit blown out but we haven't seen any pictures at all, still, Holly doesn't do big bangs and as that night where they all let off Whizz Bangs is approaching, Holly is getting a little nervous!
Last weekend there were some whizz bangs which had her shaking for over an hour!
Nasty things Whizz Bangs!
See you all tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May.
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May here again!
Have we had a fun day today!
We got down to the beach on time today and Miss Snowflake was straight in and ferreting around trying to find 'The Big Slimy Thing', I don't know what she finds but when ever we go to look,it has gone! Holly reckons Snowflake finds a reflection of herself in a rock pool!
We just hope that it's not a big crab she finds!
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| Here it is! |
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| Well, you tell it that it can't stay on our beach! |
Come on she says, my Two Legs is coming, where is my ferret?
Unfortunately, just as she got to Snowflake the TL came up and clipped the lead on and that was it!
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| Quick. where is the ferret, my TL's coming! |
Old Two Legs had finished clearing Snowflakes house and was setting about the girls cage while they both headed off down stairs to create mayhem, as normal!
Having cleaned everything, OTL noticed that the Ferret Food was getting low, so, armed with his trusty credit card, re ordered up four bags of food. Now normally he would have just ordered two but there was a 'Special Offer' on and he would get 15% off! That means a saving of £17.99!
They had better not go off the stuff or OTL will not be a Happy Puppy!
Now, both of the girls had been charging about all over the place and Miss May had even climbed up onto OTL's desk top and run across the keyboard on both computers. It was a good job OTL was off the Internet thingy or he might have ordered 40000000000000000 bags of ferret food!
Finally it was time to get the girls back in the cage and May was still on the desk but April was nowhere to be seen. She was called and searched for and called and then OTL started to get concerned, April couldn't have got out the house so she is either asleep somewhere or trapped in some dark hole!
Room by room the house was searched. The Missus's warehouse of cards and boxes were turned inside out, no April.
OTL's office was turned inside out, including the drawers and the stationery cupboard, still nothing.
Next the bedroom and under the bed and in the cupboard where OTL keeps his mountain climbing boots and 'Wet Weather Gear' and still nothing.
Next it was down stairs to turn over TM's desk and piles of boxes and bins, and behind all the curtains then under the sofa and chairs, still nothing!
Next the kitchen was searched and all the cupboards with access to behind the cooker and fridge were investigated by OTL with his trusty LED torch, not a sniff!
May had been put back in her cage while OTL and TM were searching and May was getting concerned as well and called out to be let out 'cos she could search the hidey holes, but OTL said that one missing ferret was enough.
That didn't please May and she started to get cross and throw her Poo Pot all around the cage plus throw all the cat litter all over the office floor as well!
Then OTL had an idea, maybe Miss April had gone behind the bookcase where all the biscuits were hidden and fallen asleep on top of them.
So, armed with a small mirror and his trusty LED Torch he got down onto the floor. He tied a length of string onto the mirror then positioned it at an angle so he could see under the bookcase.
Next he shone the torch onto the mirror and the light was reflected in the mirror and lit up the area under the bookcase.
There, looking all sleepy eyed was a little ferret face looking into the mirror wondering if it was a monster come to pinch her biscuits!
OTL pulled the mirror out and April followed looking all small and sleepy! She climbed onto OTL and snuggled up under his chin and she asked if she was in trouble?
Not as long as I get you back says OTL!
Lunchtime we were down the beach again and the tide was right in. There was a chill in the wind 'cos the mist was still hanging about from this morning but we had a race up and down the beach and I dug an enormous hole in the sand and Holly and I had a game of 'Race' up and down the beach stopping every time to dig the hole just a bit deeper!
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| I Love Deep Holes! |
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| If I'm not in trouble, why can't I have a carry? |
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| Look, two ropes for pulling! |
So, now we are off to watch the F1 Qualifying and see what we can mug off OTL!
By the way, we heard the Big Bang of the explosives as the Power Station got another bit blown out but we haven't seen any pictures at all, still, Holly doesn't do big bangs and as that night where they all let off Whizz Bangs is approaching, Holly is getting a little nervous!
Last weekend there were some whizz bangs which had her shaking for over an hour!
Nasty things Whizz Bangs!
See you all tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May.
Friday, 30 October 2015
Poppy wants a Ferret for Christmas!
Hi Woofers!
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May here on a blustery day!
It's still not too cold but the wind is whipping up down on the beach! Old Two Legs was complaining about the wind blowing and making his eyes water!
We were a little early today 'cos The Missus had got up at some terrible time 'cos she couldn't sleep, something the do with snoring dogs and Ferrets kicking their Poo Pot about!
As if!
She got her own back by stomping up and down the stairs and crashing about in her store room!
So, there we were, down on the beach in the early hours of the morning!
We were messing about on the beach when young Poppy came running up to say hello to us all, especially Miss Snowflake. It seems Poppy thinks Snowflake is the ideal mate and she wants to take her home!
Snowflake and Poppy have 'Touched Noses' but Old Two Legs has to keep a watch on both of them just in case!
We met them all again as they headed towards home and we were off to the car park.
Poppy was sniffing and snuffling about with Snowflake and they even found a slug!
The group moved off but Poppy came running back and then got put on her lead and dragged off! She was not a Happy Woofer and showed off all the way back home!
Lunchtime it was still blowing and there was rain as well, not the best conditions for a stroll alone the beach!
OTL had his hood up but the wind still got in his eyes again!
As we got to the top of the grass path, a big crowd of TL's came marching along and there were Ooo's and Ahhh's from the Mini Two Legs and OTL went into his explanation of ferrets etc. As the Mini TL got closer one of the female TL's started to shout out for the little ones 'Not to touch them', meaning the ferrets!
OTL was a bit put out, I mean, how are the Mini TL's going to learn about animals if you can't touch them?
The Female TL then called out to OTL to say that the whole family were allergic to animal hair. OTL said that it was a shame and cuddled both ferrets against his cheeks!
After they had gone he told us not to worry 'cos they were a rarity!
What with all that going on, OTL didn't take any photos on the lunchtime walk!
We have got our caravan back from the menders, it has been in for repairs 'cos there was a leak on one of the front window frames but now it's all mended and ready to go again!
We are going to watch the F1 Practise in Mexico and tomorrow there is Qualifying and Sunday the race!
We've got the weekend all planned around the F1 racing!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May.
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May here on a blustery day!
It's still not too cold but the wind is whipping up down on the beach! Old Two Legs was complaining about the wind blowing and making his eyes water!
We were a little early today 'cos The Missus had got up at some terrible time 'cos she couldn't sleep, something the do with snoring dogs and Ferrets kicking their Poo Pot about!
As if!
She got her own back by stomping up and down the stairs and crashing about in her store room!
So, there we were, down on the beach in the early hours of the morning!
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| Getting light! |
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| It's a bit windy Girls! |
We met them all again as they headed towards home and we were off to the car park.
Poppy was sniffing and snuffling about with Snowflake and they even found a slug!
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| Please, can I take her home? |
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| but I want to stay here! |
OTL had his hood up but the wind still got in his eyes again!
As we got to the top of the grass path, a big crowd of TL's came marching along and there were Ooo's and Ahhh's from the Mini Two Legs and OTL went into his explanation of ferrets etc. As the Mini TL got closer one of the female TL's started to shout out for the little ones 'Not to touch them', meaning the ferrets!
OTL was a bit put out, I mean, how are the Mini TL's going to learn about animals if you can't touch them?
The Female TL then called out to OTL to say that the whole family were allergic to animal hair. OTL said that it was a shame and cuddled both ferrets against his cheeks!
After they had gone he told us not to worry 'cos they were a rarity!
What with all that going on, OTL didn't take any photos on the lunchtime walk!
We have got our caravan back from the menders, it has been in for repairs 'cos there was a leak on one of the front window frames but now it's all mended and ready to go again!
We are going to watch the F1 Practise in Mexico and tomorrow there is Qualifying and Sunday the race!
We've got the weekend all planned around the F1 racing!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May.
Thursday, 29 October 2015
Warm winds from North Africa!
Hi Woofers!
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May here!
Wot a super day!
This morning we were out and it was almost balmy weather! There was a warm wind blowing, sunshine and not a rain cloud to be seen!
Holly was full of ideas on how to get the 'Half Boat' floating again and how we could all go on a day trip to Sheerness!
The only real problem was, Holly said she should be the Captain and she should be standing on top of the boat pointing the direction we should be going and me, 'cos I can swim and tow the boat across the river!
I really didn't think that was a good idea but Holly insisted it would work 'cos I can swim and she can't!
I reckon she should get shoved into the water, just to see if she really can swim!
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| Well, I don't know how to paddle it! |
That ferret is getting too cheeky!
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| There are more important things to do instead of crossing the river! |
Snowflake had a run around the house when we got back and that gave Old Two Legs time to clear out Snowflakes house. Then he went looking for her, he hunted all over the house, even used the squeaky ball to attract her but she was nowhere to be found. It was getting serious and even Holly and I were keeping a lookout from the bed where we escape to when the ferrets are out.
Finally, OTL had a good look at the bedding in Snowflakes house and found that she had put herself to bed!
The Page 3 Girls were out like a shot and after a quick play with OTL they were off like lightening down stairs to rob our biscuit bowl!
Lunchtime we were out again but the clouds had covered the sky and there was even rain in the air, but it was still warm!
OTL said that the winds were blowing in from North Africa on the 'Jet Stream' which is all a mystery to us but as long as it is warm we don't care!
Walking along the Sea Wall we spotted a big lump of wood that had floated down the Medway and was trying to climb up the Sea Wall!
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| Not another one! |
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| Keep going buster! |
Miss April, who says she is an expert says that these are Flotsam or rubbish dropped off passing ships and that Jetsam is stuff that has been jettisoned from a ship that may be trying to lighten their load because the ship was in trouble!
You know, she is a right clever little ferret!
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| Definitely a bit of Flotsam! |
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| Watch out Flotsam and Jetsam ahead! |
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| This is hard work getting sailing again! |
Both The Missus and OTL have gone off to the doctors to get stabbed with needles, OTL says it is the Flu Jab, Holly says it will more than likely be a worming jab 'cos they haven't had one for ages!
I wonder if OTL will cry when they give him the bill, just like he does at the vets!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May.
Wednesday, 28 October 2015
We don't do Rain!
Hi Woofers!
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May back again!
This morning when we got up it was raining, I mean, sloshing it down, filling the pond up a treat but Holly and I had other ideas!
Like, Go Back To Bed!
Old Two Legs got Miss Snowflake all dressed up in her harness, then he found our rain coats on top of Snowflakes cage and came into the bedroom so we could get dressed up.
Holly and I didn't move!
We sort of went all limp and floppy, so it took a bit longer but in the end we both had our rain coats on!
Now, Old Two Legs doesn't normally get us all dressed up unless we are going to get wet and we just don't do wet!
Especially Holly Dog!
So, there is OTL, down at the front door calling Holly and me to go walkies, Holly is tucked up on the bed, not moving a hair!
I got carried down stairs with Snowflake and got clipped onto the lead. Holly still wasn't moving a hair!
In the end, The Missus went marching up stairs and returned with Holly tucked under her arm!
So, there we were, in the car with the wind shield wipers going slap, slap, and the rain pouring down!
When we got to the car park the rain had stopped but OTL wasn't taking any chances and we were clipped onto our lead and marched off to the beach!
Snowflake got a carry!
Down on the beach there was Mrs Corvid picking up a cockle, flying up in the air and dropping it onto the concrete to break it open so she could eat it. Holly had the pickle in her and chased down the beach pretending she was going to pinch the cockle!
Lunchtime came and OTL had got home just in time to take us out again. May and April were a bit snoozy but they had sort of woken up by the time we all got down to the beach.
The sun had come out and it wasn't cold at all, in fact I even considered going in for a swim.
It was OTL who decided and told me 'NO!' just 'cos he didn't want to spend ages drying me off when we got back to the car!
Both ferrets looked at the water then rushed up the beach having decided that a swim was definitely not an option!
After a run along the beach Miss May tried to get OTL to give her a carry back to the car but that was never going to work, let's face it, she needs the exercise!
OTL said that while May was a super little ferret, he was still keeping her away from his soft bits, like ears and nose, although she has given him a Licky Kiss on his cheek!
When you think back to Miss Snowflake when she first arrived, she was almost eating OTL at every opportunity until she worked out that he wasn't going to harm her and he had treats such as Ferretone!
Nowadays she climbs up onto his shoulders, licks his ear and has a cuddle under his chin!
So, there is hope yet for May and April and they are learning now that they shouldn't bite too hard when they are playing with OTL!
We are off to see if the Doggy Scoff has changed into something edible!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May.
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May back again!
This morning when we got up it was raining, I mean, sloshing it down, filling the pond up a treat but Holly and I had other ideas!
Like, Go Back To Bed!
Old Two Legs got Miss Snowflake all dressed up in her harness, then he found our rain coats on top of Snowflakes cage and came into the bedroom so we could get dressed up.
Holly and I didn't move!
We sort of went all limp and floppy, so it took a bit longer but in the end we both had our rain coats on!
Now, Old Two Legs doesn't normally get us all dressed up unless we are going to get wet and we just don't do wet!
Especially Holly Dog!
So, there is OTL, down at the front door calling Holly and me to go walkies, Holly is tucked up on the bed, not moving a hair!
I got carried down stairs with Snowflake and got clipped onto the lead. Holly still wasn't moving a hair!
In the end, The Missus went marching up stairs and returned with Holly tucked under her arm!
So, there we were, in the car with the wind shield wipers going slap, slap, and the rain pouring down!
When we got to the car park the rain had stopped but OTL wasn't taking any chances and we were clipped onto our lead and marched off to the beach!
Snowflake got a carry!
Down on the beach there was Mrs Corvid picking up a cockle, flying up in the air and dropping it onto the concrete to break it open so she could eat it. Holly had the pickle in her and chased down the beach pretending she was going to pinch the cockle!
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| Here comes Holly! |
Of course, half way there Mrs Corvid has finished the cockle and has taken off searching for another one!
Holly pretended she didn't care but just for once she would have liked to give Mrs Corvid's tail a nibble!
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| That sorted her out! |
OTL had to go out to work, so we didn't hang about too long and pretty soon we were back in the car and heading home to a big bowl of Doggy Scoff, YUK!
Lunchtime came and OTL had got home just in time to take us out again. May and April were a bit snoozy but they had sort of woken up by the time we all got down to the beach.
The sun had come out and it wasn't cold at all, in fact I even considered going in for a swim.
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| Shall I or Shall I not? |
Both ferrets looked at the water then rushed up the beach having decided that a swim was definitely not an option!
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| I don't care if it is warm, she's on her own! |
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| Go on, I even give you a Licky Kiss on your ear! |
When you think back to Miss Snowflake when she first arrived, she was almost eating OTL at every opportunity until she worked out that he wasn't going to harm her and he had treats such as Ferretone!
Nowadays she climbs up onto his shoulders, licks his ear and has a cuddle under his chin!
So, there is hope yet for May and April and they are learning now that they shouldn't bite too hard when they are playing with OTL!
We are off to see if the Doggy Scoff has changed into something edible!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss April and Miss May.
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