Thursday, 21 April 2016

We're Back!

Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret here!

Sorry about no blog last night, you see we have been out with Old Two Legs in the big car, all day!

After the morning run down the beach we were rushed back to the house 'cos we had to be out good and early!

The Missus is off to baby sit while Auntie Zoe is off to America for a weeks holiday! What is more, OTL had to run them to the airport to catch the plane!

Of course, we got left behind so we didn't see OTL help to catch a plane, I mean, we see them pass over us but they are so high in the sky and we can#t jump up that high and get them, so, we still don't know how Auntie Zoe and Paul and OTL managed to grab one!

They must have done it 'cos OTL arrived back, rather late, and said that it was 'Hell' on the M25 and all roads around the M25 as well!

So, off we went home. Well, we now know what he means 'cos we were sitting in the car and not moving for ages! Holly and I had our noses out of the window sniffing the sniffs and woofing at the other two legs in their cars. We didn't see any woofers so I suppose they all stayed at home and kept out of the way!

Finally, very late, we got back home, just in time for bed!

So, that's the reason for the missing blog!

The ferrets were not too happy about being left all day without any games but we promised to make it up to them today!

See you later on!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.

Tuesday, 19 April 2016

Freddy tries sun bathing!

Hi Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.

At the moment we have not had any information on how Archie Babe is doing. We know he has been given a pink bandage to hold the cannula from falling out, I mean, PINK?

It's a good job his mates can't see him!

Auntie Sue has got a red eye, if she had two red eyes she would look like a white ferret!

Down here in North Kent we have had some sunshine to warm everything up. So, first thing this morning we were down on the beach playing games. Holly and I had fun doing a 'Dig and Whizz'

Dig and Whizz!
Out to see we noticed that a ship was coming into the River Medway to off load but as Holly pointed out, it was getting close to the shore!

Then she did some calculations and reckoned that it could run out of water if it didn't move off to the Port Side.

That Holly Dog certainly knows her stuff, the ship changed direction slightly and headed up river!

It could run out of water soon!
Back home Old Two Legs had to take the big car into town to get an MOT test done, so we got left at home looking out the bedroom window and waiting for them to come back!

Lunchtime was fun as well 'cos OTL took us down the beach again and Freddy decided to 'Do a Holly' and catch some rays!

Wendy told him that is he stayed on the beach like that he would appear on shipping maps as a 'Hazzard'!

Come on you lump, Move!
Well, Freddy decided that as the sun was warm and the sand was even warmer he would stretch out and have a little snooze while Wendy was playing Bulldozers with Holly and me!

This is the life!
Wendy is quite good at digging trenches in the sand but she has to keep stopping to shake the sand off her nose!

Sand up your nose makes you sneeze!
As the tide was in, I went to play in the water. OTL told me I couldn't go in swimming.

As if I listened to him!

Come on Holly, have a splash like me!
 Well we both had a paddle but in the end I just couldn't hold back any longer. I pretended there was a stick out on the waves that needed rescuing and in I went!

Holly started to woof and she even got her paws wet, just her paws!

But OTL said no!
Mind you, Freddy and Wendy decided that they would stay out of the water 'cos it looked muddy.

Just wait until the summer arrives, I reckon the pair of them will be in and splashing about!

We got the big car back from it's MOT, so now we are all ready for our holiday up in Scotland, all we have left is for the caravan to get serviced!

OK, we are off to see what we can mug off OTL 'cos we got served up Doggy Scoff!

Yuk!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.   

Monday, 18 April 2016

Claws Crossed for Archie Babe!

Hi Woofers!

It's us here, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and of course, Freddy de Ferret!

We got news that Archie Babe was kept in the Veterinary Hospital last night! Seems he was not getting enough fluid in to him so they have stuck him on a drip and given him some snoozy pills!

A bit later today we got info that he will be staying at the vets over night to continue with the treatment and with a bit of luck he'll be home tomorrow!

Keep yer tail up Archie Babe, we have all got our claws crossed and leave the cats alone for a while!

We bet that cat is laughing all over it's whiskers. Miss May says we should let her and April go up and have a word with that pussy, you know, put it in it's place and keep out of the garden or we let Nipper off the chain!

That'll sort the cat out!

It was great down on the beach, the sun was out and the sand was dry and just great for the ferrets to have a dig in!

April getting ready for playing 'Dozers'!
 After a while May came along to help April shovel some sand into a big pile!

OK, form a line and dig yer nose in!
 Holly was sniffing out some sea weed that had come in on the last tide, she reckons it was full of shrimps but Old Two Legs says it was more than likely sand flies!

What ever turns you on!

Lunchtime Freddy and Wendy were down the beach having fun carrying on with the digging May and April started.

OK, here is the starting place!
 Freddy, being a bit bigger got his nose into the sand and was shovelling away like a powerful Bulldozer. The only problem was, the sand was sticking to his hair and getting up his nose!

Any one got a Hankie I could borrow?
 After a while Freddy decided to have a break from digging and spend some time chasing Holly, well, really he was creeping up behind Holly and shouting WOOF!

Of course, Holly pretended to be frightened and ran off going 'OOOO! I'm being chased by a Monster'!

Ooooo! Help, It's a Ferret Monster!
 Miss Wendy was chasing after Freddy but she couldn't keep up with Freddy 'cos he can be a bit speedy when he is chasing Holly!

Slow down you lump, wait for me!
OTL had to go out this afternoon and didn't get back until much later. Mind you, he had half an hour before he got served with his dinner, which we helped him eat!

So, we are off to see what The Missus has that is worth mugging.

See you tomorrow and Keep yer Tail up Archie Babe!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.

Sunday, 17 April 2016

Bye Bye Lucy.

Hello Woofers!

Here we are again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret!

We have had a good day down on the beach today but this afternoon we heard that Lucy, (Woofer with Woolly Jumper) suffered a heart attack and has slipped away. Such sad news on such a sunny day.

Lucy has not been well for a little while now and has been putting up a brave fight. We know what it's like to lose one of the pack and our thoughts are with her family.

Down on the beach this morning we found a sand castle that had been left there over night.

Sand Castle or the start of a Mott-and-Bailey?
Holly, who is into ancient monuments reckons it is a Mott & Bailey but May says it is a sand castle and the best thing to do with a sand castle is to jump all over it!

This is wot you do!
 I must admit, it certainly looked like a sand castle, so I jumped in to help!

I'll under mine it from here!
 It wasn't too long before we reduced it down but we left the last bit for Miss April to finish off!

Come on April, it's your turn!
 April is all for some fun and jumped on top and was kicking the sand all over the place! I got covered and so did May but it was good to see April enjoying herself!

Going, Going, Flat!
 Back home The Missus had prepared some chicken for us, so it was 'Nose Down and Tail Up' until it had all gone!

While we were sorting the chicken out, Old Two Legs was clearing the ferret cages. I know what I would rather be doing!

Miss May thinks it great fun to sneak up on OTL when he is on his knees and his head inside the cage. She comes charging into the office and jumps on his back and runs up to his shoulders and back down again!

Poor OTL always gets caught out and ends up banging his head on the cage!

Lunchtime we decided to go out a little earlier 'cos OTL and TM wanted to watch the F1 Racing that had been recorded.

Freddy and Wendy were awake and waiting and pretty soon we were back on the beach again with Holly and I sniffing the sniffs while the ferrets played Bulldozers in the sand!


Brrm, Brrm!
 Holly reckoned that the ferrets had a super way of diving in with their noses and digging into the sand.

So, she was going to have a go!

In she went.

Not exactly Ferret Fashion but she tried. In the end there was more sand up her nose and in her eyes!

Well, I tried!
 I wasn't so daft as to try, instead I found a bit of sun dried sea weed and had a chew while Freddy started to build 'Freddies Wall'.

It's a bit like Hadrian's Wall but smaller!

This is how it's done!
Back home we had a snooze while the F1 Racing was on. There were some crashes and bits falling off the cars but in all it was a good race, as far as F1 goes!

I think that Russia is the next host, so that should be fun!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.

Saturday, 16 April 2016

The Revenge of The Sniff!

Hi Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and The Fabulous Freddy de Ferret!

Have we had some fun today!

Old Two Legs has been playing about with bits of paper again and Holly and I have been helping him, sort of!

Well, we reckon that if we jump up on his lap, lick his nose then kick all the paperwork on the floor he might forget about paper and come and have some fun with us and the ferrets!

We got him out early, or rather The Missus did 'cos she wanted to get up the village hall for her 'Croppy Thingy', she gets so excited when she knows she will get to slap some glue about!

Down on the beach we decided it wasn't going to be sunny or warm so after Miss April had finished her wee, we headed back to the car!

OK, Finished!
 You can see what we mean about the weather, those clouds look like they could hold some rain!

It looks sort of Damp!
We saw a couple of cats but remembering what happened to Archie Babe, we decided that we would stick to rabbits, well at least they run in straight lines!

We met up with some new Bozo Woofers who we just visiting but we said 'Hello' and then warned them about May and April being 'Killer Ferrets' who only eat Bozo Woofers!

You should have seen them run back to their car!

Lunchtime walk was about the same, a few rabbits and still the threat of rain so we got back as soon as possible and settled down to watch the F1 racing. Actually it was the 'Practice Sessions' but you should have seen the rain! It was coming down in bucket loads!

OTL said that he would watch the Qualifying tonight when TM gets back, so we will look forward to watching that while OTL has his diner and Holly and I have our 'Weekend Rawhide Chew'!

Let's hope the weather is better tomorrow both here and in China then we can have some fun on the beach and get back in time to watch the recording of the race before lunchtime!

See you all tomorrow and here's hoping that Archie Babes pain killers have kicked in and he works out a way to wee, with dignity!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.

Friday, 15 April 2016

Poor Sore Archie Babe!

Hi Woofers!

It's us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and of course, Freddy de Ferret!

Now, all together..................Ooh! Ouch! Nasty! Poor Woofer! Soppy Archie Babe!

What a thing to happen to a woofer! I mean, cat chasing is OK but to twist yer cruciate ligament as you turn a corner!

I mean, wot a soppy thing to do!

We are all sitting here waiting for the news and hope it doesn't hurt too much. Get some pain killers from the vet and retire to bed and get waited on by the Two Legs!

Don't forget, a really sad face and no laughing!

Talking of laughing. We were down on the Sea Wall and surprised to see the sea was dead calm, I mean, not a wave to be seen!

In The Centre Of A High Pressure Area!
 Holly reckons it was due to high pressure and OTL says it's because there is no wind!

Mind you, we had more to think about today, it's 'Bath and Hair Cut' time!

Holly reckons we should make them earn their money by having a good roll in every pong we could find, so we made a careful note of each sniff as we headed for the beach.

Phew! That will be a good one for the way back!
We had finished our walk and managed to get a roll or two in some wet pong! That will give them something to sniff when we're in the cages waiting for our turn!

Didn't it just! There was a little Jack Russell who was howling because he couldn't sniff like us!

He drove everyone in the parlour potty with his howling!

We met up with Sid the Sprinting Slug who was out for a jog before the rain really got going. We told him that the ferrets decided not to come out this morning 'cos it was too wet!

Can't stop I'm being timed!
He said they didn't know what they were missing!

Holly said they did and that's why they are at home!

We were dumped off at The Parlour and there was a cat in the waiting room, in it's travelling cage waiting to be boarded and it was his first time, so Holly and I told him about the  Phantom Woofing Cat Eater that stalks the cages looking for fat cats to eat!

Old Two Legs told us off and told us not to tell porkies, as if, I mean, telling scary stories to cats is a lot safer than chasing them, ask Archie Babe!

Mid afternoon OTL finally came to collect us and it was straight off down to the beach for a run and a woof!

We were up for a run on the beach but OTL caught us at the to[p of the stairs, so we had to stand still for a photo!


Come on, we haven't got all day!
Back home to some Lambs Heart and a snooze under OTL's desk!

See you all tomorrow and keep yer tail up Archie Babe, limp and look sad, you'll get more treats that way!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and the Super Freddy de Ferret!

Thursday, 14 April 2016

Another fun day!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret are here!

We have had a fun day today. Holly and I got a teeth cleaning chew after breakfast and Holly decided to give hers to Old Two Legs to hide until we got back from our walk!

She is very trusting with OTL and her chews. I said she should give it to me to look after but she told me to Woof Off!

Down on the beach we went with May and April who were having fun digging in the sand again.

We had just started when Polly Dog arrived and sat down to watch the ferrets.

Now she is absolutely besotted with May and April and even put 'A Ferret' on her Christmas List but got a Rubber Bone and a new lead instead! 

They are so sweet!
Back home Holly didn't rush in to see what The Missus had prepared for our mid morning snack, instead she went off to get the chew OTL had put in a safe place for her!

So, the morning was full of invoices and counting stock and generally messing about, well OTL was, Holly and I just went to sleep on our cushions!

Lunchtime it was back down the beach. The weather wasn't up to much and the sun was hiding for most of the time but Holly tried to catch some rays while Wendy was investigating a plastic cup that had contained some funny sniffy stuff. Holly, being such a clever knickers, said that it once contained beer, a silly drink that the Two Legs brought down to the beach to drink instead of fresh water!

Yeah, it's called beer and it gives you the wind!
Freddy wanted to have a sniff but Wendy wouldn't let him get too near, you know what a silly ferret he can be sometimes and Wendy reckons he would want to take the plastic cup home with him!

OTL was playing around with the shower and the heating system and filling a bucket up with water to check on air bubbles or summat. Freddy just couldn't keep away, every time OTL threw him out of the bathroom, back he would come and in the end OTL let him loose in the shower, just to teach him a lesson!

What's in the Bucket?
Freddy got a good towelling down to get him dry again!

You can tell that ferrets are related to otters!

Mind you, not all ferrets like water or are as daft as Freddy Boy!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy, and a Soggy ferret called Freddy!

Wednesday, 13 April 2016

Sand Castles R Us!

Hi Woofers!

Here we are again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret!

It's been another super day here in North Kent. We had to stay clear of any poo we might come across but after yesterdays fun and games we decided that getting washed all over just wasn't for us!

Breakfast was fun, Little Miss Wendy was charging about all over the place. She had got the pickle in her and was chasing not only Freddy but she chased Old Two Legs as well!

The only time she stopped was when she found out that there was some Ferretone leaking out of the bottle and of course, she just had to stop and clear it up!

I like clearing up Ferretone!
 I think she was being a bit crafty 'cos she kept running past the bottle and giving it a push so a few more drips ran out and of course, she just had to stop and clear it up again!

Oh dear! Another couple of drips have come out!
That Miss Wendy is getting a right sneaky ferret!

Down on the beach we found some sandcastles that had been made by some young Two Legs. Miss May had a great time running around the castle and making a moat around the outside!


Ooops! I got dizzy and fell over!
April was digging a hole and having a great time getting sand all over her head as she stuck her nose into the sand and played 'Bulldozers'!

April playing Bulldozers!
OTL had to go out to see one of his customers so Holly and I stayed on the bed enjoying a well deserved snooze!

The Missus took us out for a quick 'Wee Walk' in the fields behind the house and we spotted loads of butterflies amongst the rape plants that had come into bloom.

When OTL got back we went out again and the ferrets came along as well.

We showed Freddy where the sandcastles were and I rolled over one and flattened all the shells and a stick that was sticking out the top!

Look! I'm a castle crusher!
Freddy said I was a 'Hooligan' and he would tell OTL and get me in trouble! Poor Freddy, he does like his 'Ancient Monuments'!

Come on! I've left this one for you!
Down on the beach we had Two Legs stop to look at the ferrets and there were all the normal questions, like, do they bite?

Yes, but only when they are eating!

Do they smell?

No, not unless you upset them!

Can I stroke them?

Yes, but take your gloves off first!

There was one mother who had seen us all before but today she had brought her daughter down today just to show her what a ferret is!

Back home to a snooze before mugging OTL for some nibbles!

Did you read how Archie Babe banged his head again? Wot a Plonker! After us telling him not to waggle his head about, what does he do? Waggle his head!

Holly says that he deserves to be kept out of the bedroom if only for self preservation!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.

Tuesday, 12 April 2016

In the Poo, again!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret here again!

Wot a fun day it has been!

It started this morning when we got to the beach, just after the sun got up but it was hidden behind some clouds.

Looks like it could be a good day!
April was full of it and had a great time digging holes on the beach.

I'd prefer it if it was dry!
Holly and I found a buried sniff that had great promise but OTL wouldn't let us excavate it and he insisted we leave it alone!

Spoil sport!

Hey! There's a Serious Sniff here!
It was great to get on the beach and roll around in the Sea Kale and some doggy sniffing stuff!

We had loads of sun shine, loads of digging on the beach and....................loads of poo!

Just wot a woofer wants in life!

It started off this morning when Old Two Legs noticed I had 'The Grubby Butt' after a runny poo caused by some rabbit droppings I had nibbled on on Monday!

You know, a typical Woofer thing!

Well, when we got back to the car he had to attend to my backside in case I sat on his seat!

Needless to say, I got a good wash when we got home and ended up with a Soggy Butt!

They do find some really smelly sniffs!
 May wasn't impressed 'cos she wanted Ferret Sniffs and they were found on the Grass Path!

Just for a change, we had some Lambs Heart instead of Doggy Scoff and both Holly and I settled down to a good snooze. We were wondering how long it will be before OTL came back from a job he had to do at one of his customers.

Finally he arrived and we were off as soon as he put his brief case down!

Now, in the rush to get down the beach, Miss Wendy didn't go to the loo before we left and while cuddled up with Freddy in OTL's arms, she got 'Caught Short and pooed down the front of OTL's jacket!

OTL had to use his hankie to not only wipe the poo off his jacket but he had to give her butt a wipe as well!

So, that was OTL in the poo and Wendy in the poo and then I found a big pile of really smelly poo and, yes, I had a roll!

So, that was me in the poo as well!

Back home, OTL's coat went straight in the washing machine together with his hankie and then his trousers 'cos they had been 'Splashed'!

Freddy said that he reckons Wendy should go in the machine as well but OTL said that was not going to happen!

I got washed, I got washed from the tip of my tail to the tip of my nose  and I was soggy all over. Soapy water was dripping off my nose, my tummy and my tail!

In the end I was sniffing like a real Tart and after being dried I got chased around the house by Holly who thought it great fun to tell me off for getting caught!

So, here we are, clean, washed and smelly!

Now, wot a plonker Archie Babe is, I mean, have a dig by all means but just mind where you put you head!

We hope it has stopped hurting and you have learnt a lesson, don't waggle your head when digging!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.

Monday, 11 April 2016

I Love Mondays!

Hi Woofers!

It's us! Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and The Famous Freddy de Ferret!

Monday mornings we get a chance to chase a rabbit or six! Today, Holly went off sniffing at the sign post, so I had plenty of time to do my 'Sneaky' attack!

This is where I stand still and pretend to be a bush or a plant or maybe a bench!

Steady Girl, Steady!
Of course, Silly Knickers Holly has to come and spoil it by rushing past me woofing her tail off!

Silly Knickers Spoils It!
Down on the beach May and April were having fun digging holes and rolling in the Sea Kale. I really don't know what it is they love about the stuff 'cos it still sniffs of cabbage to me!


Oooooooo! This is Soooooo Goooooood!
Miss May had been playing with the small bunch of Sea Kale. The last tide it was a rather high 'Spring Tide' that had washed right up the beach and nearly washed away the Sea Kale.

May was doing her thing but in a moment of sheer joy, she fell out of the Sea Kale and rolled down the ledge of Cockle Shells!

OK, Who Did That?
We headed home to find The Missus had cooked us some chicken which Holly and set about straight away!

To finish it off we both got a treat of a Teeth Cleaning Chew each!

I took mine up to Old Two Legs office and would you believe that Freddy tried to get a taste of it!

Fat chance!

Lunchtime Freddy and Wendy were down the beach with us and having a great time digging holes. At one point we could hear him shouting down the hole!

Oi! Can you lot hear me?
Holly asked who he was calling and he replied 'The Aussies'!

Some hope! They were all in bed!

Holly and I had a great time doing a 'Dash and Whizz' up and down the beach!

Catch me if you can!
Miss Wendy was shifting some sand when Freddy came up for a sniff and was told that the sniff was more than likely 'Woofer Wee!'

Watch it, you'll get it up your nose!
Back home OTL has been playing on the computer getting some invoices out to his customers, just so they won't forget to pay him some money so he can buy us our chews!

All the ferrets have got a liking for our chews and Freddy is the biggest fan of them. I've seen him sitting in his bed with the chew in his claws gnawing away and with a big grin on his chops!

I remember that Archie Babe pinched Holly's chew when he was last down here! Holly tried to hide it but Archie was just too quick for her!

We hear that Archie Babe is managing to get rid of his itchy bits! Holly says it is divine retribution 'cos he nicked her chew!

Keep yer tail up Archie Babe and you can have half of my chew the next time you visit, that is HALF not all of it!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.