Wednesday, 3 March 2021

He Left Us Again!

 Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret here!

It's been a horrid day today.

It started this morning when we were walking around the old golf course in the morning fog that lasted all day. There we were being good little woofers when we came across some hard baked fox poo that had matured to perfection.

Holly and I had a poo each but when we started to go for the 'Woofer Roll' Old Two Legs started jumping up and down and shouted at us call us Smelly Mutts!

That is just not on!

Back home OTL was dashing around like a Greyhound on Speed! The cages were cleared and the caravan got a quick clean, most strange.

Then you know what happened?

He hitched up the caravan and drove off up the road, on his own, without us!

Seems that the van needs some remedial work on the floor pan where the water had got in and caused some delamination to the plywood floor.

He was gone for hours and hours!

When he did get back, he said 'Hello' and headed off to the office to do his 'Month End' paperwork and other boring stuff.

I mean, wot a terrible thing to do to a pair of woofers!

See you tomorrow,

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.

Tuesday, 2 March 2021

Here be Monsters!

 Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret back with you again!

Another fun filled grey day with loads of sea fog and monsters!

Yep, that's right, MONSTERS!

It happened as we were heading down to the sea wall. Holly has got a thing about those kite things the Mini Two Legs make fly into the air and finally end up in one of the Two Trees.

She nearly woofs her tail off at them, she growls and snarls at them and tells them to 'Woof Off'!

Well, there we were walking down to the sea wall and Old Two Legs says that there is something strange on the floor. 

Strange? It looked blooming well dangerous!

Just look at the strings!

Next he tried running down hill and the Monster lifted off the ground but there was no wind to blow it up and he was heading down to the water!


OK..........................JUMP!

 He went flying past us and Holly even chased him down the hill but gave up after a while!

  Just look, he's not flying now and the water is getting closer!

 Well, just before the water he ran out of breath and stopped and the flying kite thing fell onto the ground.

We watched him for a while but he never got off the ground, just ran down the hill doing a 'hop, skip and jumps so, we decided there were sniffs to be sniffed and left him to it!

Holly was mumbling all the time about 'Soppy TL's' trying to fly and not doing it and how if they were meant to fly then they should have grown feathers on their arms!

 

 You won't catch me trying to fly, I don't even do swimming!

 We found another Hawthorn tree with blossom on it, now don't that look pretty?

  Spring is here and who needs to fly?

 See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.

Monday, 1 March 2021

Drafty or Wot!

 Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret here!

Well, after those wonderful days of sunshine and balmy breezes wot did we get today?

Wind, grey skies and a cold tail!

We could hardly see the Drilling Rig in Sheerness!

Old Two Legs took us along the top path because he said there was no way I could go in swimming today!

I mean, me, going in swimming in this cold weather?

Back home OTL left us and headed off to the dump with loads of old electronic things that had stopped working and bins full of old metal stuff that was too bent and broken to ever be any use again!

One good thing we saw, a Hawthorn tree that seemed to have sprouted flowers over night, I mean, a whole tree full!


Now, is this a sign or wot?

As we got closer towards the car park, we heard a Robin singing its tail feathers off, looking for a mate or just keeping his little patch!

Another sign that Spring is here!

OTL has been plonking away on the computer all afternoon, boring accounts!

See you all tomorrow, caravan clearing getting it ready for the menders!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.