It's us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret!
Do you ever get those days when it starts off well but then sort of crash dives into the biggest pile of poo you can imagine?
Well, today it has been one!
Started off just great, we went for our walk down on the beach, dug a few holes, sniffed a few sniffs, told a ferret where to dig their own hole and the sun was shinning!
What could possibly go wrong?
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| 'ere! This is a sniff worth saving for later on this afternoon! |
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| I just gotta have a roll! I just can't resist it, I can't wait! |
Miss May dug a couple of holes then went up to Holly to get a taste of her hole and sniff but Holly was being all 'Possesive' and told her where to go!
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| This is My 'Ole, so go and find your own! |
Lunchtime Freddy and Miss Wendy came with us 'cos they thought that it wasn't going to be too hot.
We parked up in the car park where the football pitch is and OTL opened the back door and Holly and I flew out!
Just as we hit the ground we both got a sniff of fox poo!
Off we raced right into the middle of the football pitch where this super pile was calling to us!
OTL didn't see us start 'cos he was getting the ferrets on their leads and sorting out the ferret bag where the poo bags and camera is kept.
He scoops he ferret up and shuts the door, locks it, then he calls us!
Did we take any notice? Not blooming likely!
We rolled and wriggled and rolled and pushed each other out of the way then we rolled again and wriggled our tails in it and then working it all over our backs and shoulders and then we both dived onto it so that it was all over our tummies!
OTL gave a whistle calling us away from the fox poo, we had suddenly gone all deaf to OTL and his whistle, even when he did his big, loud, pay attention, whistle.
We were still rolling and diving and wriggling our tails off!
Well, OTL sat down on a bench with the ferret and we could see him saying something but Holly and I had both gone totally deaf!
Well, to cut a long tale a bit shorter, we finally left the poo and joined OTL at the bench but there was a problem, OTL didn't think our covering of fox poo was what he wanted to share in an enclosed car!
Back home we were going to show The Missus but we got marched straight out to the back garden where OTL got the bath out of the shed, then he got a bucket of warm water and a bottle of shampoo and a brush. I was stripped of my collar and harness and plonked into the bath tub. I got soaked with water, covered with shampoo and scrubbed all over from the tip of my tail to the top of my nose! I got squeezed and scrubbed and scrubbed again until I lost all the fox poo and sniffed like a Tart!
Then I got rinsed down and dried in one of our doggy towels then finally I got shoved into the kitchen to cool off.
Then it was Holly's turn, she got the same treatment, and you know how much she hates water!
Finally she was dried off and shoved into the kitchen to cool down as well!
It was Horrible!
Still, there is some good news. it's TM & OTL's wedding anniversary, thirty years!
OTL says that we will have a Chinese tonight, so that means we will get some Plawn Clackers and Plawns!
Well, I suppose it's not all bad.
But we did enjoy that fox poo!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.
Evening little maties and congratulations and happy anniversary to Mrs TM and OTL xxxxxxxx. Wow Daisy, a pile of fox poo ............ wonderful........ oh you are lucky, that's my favourite type of poo to roll in. It does hold it's aroma for a while and it gives the most fabulous go faster stripes down the side of your coat. I think it's a real shame that OTL doesn't appreciate the sniff, you could have sat cuddled up to him and Mrs TM tonight and shared the aroma as an anniversary present. Never mind at least you'll be able to share the plawn clackers and flied lice. I suppose it's a shame that Freddy and Wendy didn't get to share in the fox poo. At least Holly shared this afternoons sniff even if she didn't share the morning one, they say good things are worth waiting for. I could hear monsters outside my house in the early hours, my mum said it was foxes but if it was they didn't leave any poo to roll in, mean things. I commiserate with you over the baths though. Hope you all have a lovely evening, enjoy your muggings. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and Mr Nipper xxxxxxxxxxxx some for Mrs TM and OTL xxxxxxxxxx, is that about 30 ....... I can't count either xxxxx
ReplyDeleteI was really worried that something dreadful has come about this afternoon, some dreadful catastrophic event and was so pleased that it turned out to be just a pile of fox poo. How relieved I was, I really was. I read it quickly to start with to find out what dreadful happening had happened then had to go back and read it properly. Happy 30th anniversary to OTL and TM, they only had 8 little legs to look after then, little did they realise it would be 24 now! Hope you all enjoy the Chinese and bubbly, just don't get drunk because TM has to be taken to the village hall in the morning and mustn't show you up. Just think of it, you and Holly all bathed and smelling beautiful with pink bows in your hair, I shall expect to see a nice picture of you all to mark the special occasion xxxxxx. For TM and OTL xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx wow that's a lot of years xxxxxx
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