Hello Woofers!
Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.
You know it's a good sign that the summer is on its way. We got up this morning and the central heating hadn't come on!
Eric was fast asleep but Wendy was up for an early breakfast!
It was a little damp under paw, so, we reckon that it rained during the night some time although we didn't hear anything except The Missus snoring her tail off!
Old Two Legs has been having trouble with his computer again and has been working on some new names for it!
We have got some visitors arriving this coming Saturday!
Those three hooligans, Alfie, Oscar and Louie, have been to our house before and one even did a poo on the carpet!
Mind you, we have visited their place and Holly and I did loads of poo's and wee's up and down their garden!
It's going to be fun showing them the pond and telling them that it isn't deep 'cos it only comes half way up a duck! 😏
Then we could take them to the sea wall and show them it's not deep there either 'cos it only comes half way up a seagull!
Mind you, OTL will have to bring a shovel and a sack instead of just a poo bag!
Holly says that we should tell them they have to wash their own butts in the sea by hanging off the sea wall!
It's OTL we are worried about, just imagine, five woofers wanting to run in different directions at the same time!
I'm almost looking forward to them arriving!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.
Yo maties. I concur, it did rain during the night cos when I went out for my wee at 4 this morning, the garden was all wet, so was the dead mouse I found. My mum had a job getting me to come in cos I thought it was a frog and was wondering why it wasn't jumping when I patted its butt. Hmmmm now visitors, just a word of advice if you're having visitors come and stay, guard OTL and Mrs TM's lap, you can be sure visitors always want the best seat in the house, guard your scoff, cos you can be sure visitors always want a taste of your scoff, guard your spot on the bed, cos you can be sure visitors always want your spot on the bed. Guard your sniffs, cos you can be sure visitors always want to sniff your sniffs. I think you and Holly chops are very wise to tell them the pond isn't deep, I mean, you wouldn't want them to be scared now would you, and as for washing their butts themselves, I think that's a very good idea. Don't worry, with all your tips, I'm sure OTL will be glad of the help. Just think though, how OTL and Mrs TM will appreciate wot good little woofers you and Holly chops are when the visitors go home. Keep your treats well stashed away from them too, cos visitors like a treat and watch out for Eric and Wendy, OTL will be so proud of you 2 when you guard them from the visitors. Sorry to hear OTL is having trouble with the computer, if he tries speaking french to it, it might help, I know when my mum has bother she uses some french language and it seems to make her feel better. Take care, stay safe and have a good evening all ...... psssssst one last tip, if you don't fancy having visitors, stick a sign on the front door saying you've all moved. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and the others. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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