One Over on OTL!

Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here again!

We can not say that today has been the most exciting day we have ever had but as far as a Friday goes, it's been quiet!

Old Two Legs didn't bother with the camera to day, mainly because he has had an arm full of Ferrets and two naughty woofers to manage!

Today Eric persuaded Miss May to come out for a morning walk but although she came out, she didn't do much walking, in fact she spent most of the time on the ground waiting for OTL to pick her up!

However, it was a breath of fresh air for her and of course there were the airborne sniffs to enjoy!

After yesterdays escape, as soon as we got anywhere near the sea, I was put on a lead!

Not fair!

Lunchtime was fun, Wendy and Monty came out and today they both insisted on climbing into the ferret bag and curling up right at the very bottom.

We were getting close to the Sea Shore when we spotted a couple of Female Two Legs pushing mobile chairs with Very Mini Two Legs strapped in!

'Excuse me' says one of these TL's, 'Have you seen a man with some ferrets?'

OTL was in a funny mood cos he says, 'Wot are Ferrets?'

These two TL's then went into 'Dopy Mode' trying to explain wot a ferret looks like.

Holly and I both sat down to watch this cos we reckon was going to play a joke on these two.

Well, the descriptions were an absolute hoot.

A ferret is a long smelly thing with teeth.

Yeah, we have seen snakes like that, try again.

A ferret looks like a cat but rolled up in a sausage.

Best thing for a cat and maybe a drop of brown sauce as well?

A Ferret looks like a hairy rat, but longer!

Wot you got against rats?

A Ferret goes down rabbit holes.

So does a rabbit!

Holly and I were almost exploding with suppressed laughter and thankfully it was then that OTL shoved his hand into the ferret bag and brought out Monty.

Does a ferret look like this he says?

Ooooh! squeaked the TL's, that's a ferret!

'Aha!' says OTL, 'In that case I got another one' and with that he pulls out Wendy!

By then Holly and I were rolling around on the floor laughing our tails off!

Next came the normal conversation, you know, 'Do they Bite, Smell, Kill, Rip your fingers off, how long do they live and wot do you feed them on?

One day OTL is going to say 'Baby TL's!'

Back home there was a bowl of chicken waiting for us and after a snooze I decided I fancied a walk. Now normally the afternoon is left for OTL to get on with his work but seeing as it is Friday I decided we could have some fun and get another walk over the fields!

So, when there was a break in paper filing and computer plonking I jumped up onto OTL's lap and cuddled up to him. There was no way  he was going to be able to work, so, he puts down the paper and puts the computer on 'pause' while we have a cuddle.

Then I start whimpering ever so slightly, just enough so that OTL asks what I want.

Easy!

I jump down and run to the office door and do my 'IwannaweeandapooratherquicklyorelsIwillcopytheferretsanddoitonthekitchenfloor' act.

That was it, OTL knows that message and off we go.

I did a couple of wee's and so did Holly, but to be honest, I've done more down the back of the garden before going to bed!

It's nice to get one over on the old duffer!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Hard Hats? Wot Hard Hats!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy,Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!

Well, it has been a funny day today, well for us anyway!

When we went out this morning it was rather mild, no rain and the grass was dry as well!

No Soggy Bottoms!

Mind you, Eric did blag a lift in the bag all the way down to the Sea Wall!

......are we there yet?

Holly showed herself up again, while we were walking along the middle path, those two Hairy Arsed Husky Woofers came bounding along the top path to meet us just where the two paths meet.

I was off like a streak of light 'cos I don't do big woofers.

Not Miss Tartus Maximus Holly Chops!

She hangs about until they are almost on top of her, then she does a quick turn, runs around the Two Legs who was hanging onto the lead and shoots off towards Old Two Legs!

Can't catch me Bozo's!

That wasn't all, as she came down the path, there, waiting in the middle of the path was that Big Bozo Bert!

Holly was stuck and couldn't get past so, just as she skidded to a halt in front of Bert, he gently leans forward and plants a kiss on her nose!

Oi! I said, No Tongues!

That was it, off went Bert to say hello to OTL. That Bert had the biggest grin I have ever seen on a woofer and his tail was straight up like a ships mast!

Lunchtime Wendy and Monty came out with us and both blagged a lift in the bag all the way down to the sea shore. It was at that moment all my self control went up in smoke, I dashed down the beach, had a 'Deep Paddle' in the sea then rolled on my back on the sandy beach!

OTL was not happy about it but I didn't care!

You know, I could do this all the way back as well!

Both ferrets had fun sniffing all the way back to the car. Monty was getting all big and brave, he found several holes where the rabbits had started to dig a hole.

Monty took a deep breath and shouted down into the hole trying to scare a Nargle into making a run for it!

Oi! Nargle Chops, Where are you?

Now, Archie Babe, wot's all this 'Sore Paw' thing? We thought you were a Big Brave, Bold Doodle Dog. How on earth have you twisted your leg? You really must be more careful when you are chasing those Foxes!

Hey, hear is another thing. We had an email this morning from Rocky's mum asking us where our Hard Hats were! All just 'cos our new harnesses were a little 'Bright'!

Well, when I next go up in the loft, I'll have a look for OTL's hard hat and show you what a big bold woofer looks like with a hard hat!

Now, you know how tight OTL is? Well, today he had to take the big car in to have a new Fog Lamp Bulb put into the rear of the car. In goes OTL expecting a new bulb and a bill for about Ten Bob.

No chance!

In goes the car and out comes the Service Manager and says, 'Sorry, the bulb holder is corroded and we can't repair it, you will have to have a complete unit and that will cost £250.00!

Poor OTL, they had to get the First Aider to come out to OTL cos he had a panic attack! His wallet went into contractions!

OTL is not a Happy Puppy!

The weekend is almost here and the caravan has to be cleaned, the next door neighbours plants need to be cut back and the ferrets have to have their anti flea stuff on their necks!

Mind you, Holly and I have to have our anti tick stuff on Monday!

OK, we are off now, I can hear the pots and pans being rattled, so that means nibbles!

Bye for now!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy,Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!

Pass along the Life Jackets!

Hi Woofers!

It's Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here again!

Well, Autumn has arrived, we have seen some dead leaves that have fallen from the trees and the rain has been washing everything today, us included!

We started out first thing with just our harnesses on but when we got to the football field car park it was wetter than when we started out, so, out comes the rain coats and off we went for a quick wee and back home!

Lunchtime wasn't as bad, just a steady drizzle of water and as the rain coats were still wet, Old Two Legs made us wear our new harnesses.

Now, don't get me wrong, these are super harnesses and they have a special handle on the back so OTL can pick us up and left us into the car, it saves us jumping in and out.

There is however a small, tiny, little problem.

We sort of stand out a bit!

Why don't we see as many mouses as before, do you thing we are easy to see?

Well, we stand out a bit more than a bit.

We stick out like a Sore Boil on a Baboon's Butt!

Am I fading into the grass?

Holly reckons it is dangerous walking along the Sea Wall 'cos some one is bound to mistake us for a Life Raft or a Life Jacket and call out the Lifeboat!

As if I would go anywhere near that horrid wet stuff!

Mind you, it does keep the rain drops off our shoulders but our legs still get wet! one good thing is,  when we get home there is always a nice warm Doggy Towel to dry us off!

I think that we have rain for the next few days. OTL says the weather is getting ready for when we go on holiday. We won't bother trying to get a tan, we'll just get rusty instead!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.

OTL get's his Roots Pulled!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret back again!

It has been a fun day, well almost!

First thing this morning we were out with Old Two Legs and Eric for our walk along the Sea Wall. It looked like it may rain so just to be sure, OTL left the camera at home!

Luck was on our side 'cos the rain held off, even though the clouds were dark and full of rain!

Now today is OTL's second visit to the dentist to get his canal sorted!

He is not a happy puppy!

When he has any drilling done on his teeth the dentist gives him an injection that numbs his tooth, well, that's the plan but OTL is such a wimp!

He reckons that the anaesthetic doesn't fully work until he is out of the dentist and half way down the road heading towards the car!

While he was out being tortured, The Missus took us out for our midday walk. Holly was up to her normal tricks, walking across the football field came a big German Shepherd, all slobbering and very interested in Holly.

There was Holly, waggling her tail and playing The Tart!

One day she is going to get into real trouble!

When we got back, OTL had just got home as well. I could sniff the big car as we turned into our road. When we got out there was OTL's sniff all the way down to the front door!

We have got super sensitive noses so there is no way OTL was going to hide from us!

We have got chicken today, so we are off for some nosh!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Still Sunny!

Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

You know, we have often noticed that our little corner of the country always seems to get the sun while other parts  of the country is being washed or frozen solid!

Today we got the wet first thing but we get a good rub down with a doggy towel when we get back so we don't mind the dew!

Eric is like us, he has short legs which means he gets soaking wet but being a crafty little lad, he has a cuddle with Old Two Legs and gets to dry off by rubbing against against OTL's fleece!

Oi! My tummy is wetter than yours!

 Holly and I don't mind getting wet legs and while Eric was worrying about his wet tummy we were more interested in a soppy woofing going on a bit further along the Sea Wall.

I reckon it's those soppy little Yorkies, the ones with bad manners!

 Eric was having a ball ducking and diving in and out of the grass, getting wetter all the time!

Has he finished yet? I need some breakfast!

After breakfast we had a good snooze while the ferrets had fun chasing OTL when he was trying to clean out their cages!

Little Monty is a great one for dashing about and jumping up on OTL's leg then running off again!

He rolls around on the floor kicking his paws in the air and just for fun, OTL tickles his back legs!

Mind you, when Wendy and Monty are out with us on the lunchtime walk they are more interested in ferreting in the grass than rolling in it!

Of course, this bores the tail off of Holly who reckons that she spends more of the walk sitting down waiting for them to catch up!

Walk? This is more like a Lunchtime sit!

We loved the story of Archie Babes giant Hedgehog on the garden. We get little hedgehogs but they scuttle off behind the storage boxes where we keep the bird seed. Sometimes they scuttle about and as soon as Holly and I come flying out of the kitchen door they disappear under the garden gate!

Cats are no problem, a couple of big woofs normally gets them flying over the fence without touching the wooden fence!

Tomorrow OTL is off to the dentist for his second visit to get his root canal sorted. I don't know if they have dug the root out yet but if he comes home looking unhappy that means they haven't!

Claws crossed it's not painful, especially as he has paid for all of the treatment up front!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Can you overload on crafting?

Hi Woofers!

It's us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

We have been on the computer and the BBC Countryfile page and see that one of the winners is a picture of 'Business' of Polecats that look just like Monty and Eric!

Of course we voted for that one to be on the front cover!

This morning it was all wet and misty and the sun was still climbing up above the horizon.

That sun makes it all yellow!

We found a plastic pipe washed up on the Sea Wall, what a load of rubbish!

I don't fancy crawling through that!

One of the good things about the early morning sun is it makes everything a warm glowing gold colour!

Do I look good in this light?

Eric loved the warm light but he wasn't too enamoured with the wet grass! Every time he got fed up with a soaked tummy he got Old Two Legs to give him a carry and dry off his tummy before getting down again for a rampage!

The Missus was off to the Village Hall again to slap a bit of glue about. Now I know you can over dose of glue fumes but can you over dose on glitter as well?

Maybe that's why they all look happy when we call in with Wendy and Monty to see Miss Rosie!

Lunchtime TM came back home to pick up her lunch and also make up a bowl of chicken for both Holly and I.

OTL made his normal cheese sarnie and a cup of tea!

This afternoon it was F1 Racing from Monza, super race and Hamilton did it again!

Lunchtime we dropped into see Miss Rosie again in the Village Hall and Wendy got a cuddle from Rosie!

Holly went around everyone but didn't get any nibbles at all. She was not in a good mood, ..........'No Nibbles, No Strokes' she said and headed back to the car!

The sun was warm but not too hot, Monty and Wendy enjoyed a hunt among the grasses searching for Nargles but there were none to find, just a Kestrel hovering over a mouses trail a bit further down the hill. 

Instead of Nargles, wot about hunting Woofer?

 It's OK going out with the ferrets but sometimes they can be right rotten little weasels. I mean, there we are, Holly and I, enjoying a doggy sniff when one of these little horrors comes sneaking up be hind and gives our back legs a nip!

OK, I know it's not a real bite but it makes you jump!

Nowadays we try to keep a distance in front of them and a bit further than the leads length that OTL has them on!

Yeah, I've seen them as well, sneaky weasels'

Not sure what is for dinner tonight but as I've got to have one of my pills, I'm bound to get at least one nibble!

See you tomorrow.

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Sunny Saturday and we meet young Rosie again!

Hi Woofers!

Here we are again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

The Missus packed up her stuff and was off to the village hall for another 'Master Class' today. It seems she has missed it over the last week or two and has been getting all twitchy!

We were up good and early and Eric was looking forward to having some fun in the mown grass again, However, when we got there the grass was all damp and wet! It stuck to Old Two Legs soles of his shoes and made his paws look twice the size!

Down on the Sea Shore the tide was out but there were loads of those sea gully things digging the worms up before the 'Wormy Men' arrive!

Worm Breakfast...........YUK!

Young Eric was playing about in the grass looking for Nargles and Mouses but I think they were still in bed!

Just what will he do with them if he finds one?

 Not that it worried Eric, the fun is in the hunting rather than the 'Catch'!

OK, who made that rustle, I know your here somewhere!

 Mind you, when we got back to the football field Eric was running from one freshly dig hole to the next looking for rabbits, weasels or Hefferlumps!

There was one of those Lumpy Things in here, I'm sure of it!

 Lunchtime it was super sunny and both Wendy and Monty had a great time ferreting through the grass. Wendy said that all the mouses had been scared off by Eric.

Monty, being a young ferret didn't know what a mouse was, except that it tastes good with a little mustard!

Wendy told him that!

Why do they make these steps so big?

 While the ferrets were rock climbing up the steps, Holly and I were looking out to sea and wondering what a worm tastes like. I reckon they taste like squashy string, Holly reckons they taste like gritty Doggy Scoff but without any flavour!

Squashy String with too much salt!

It's funny what you can discuss when sitting beside the sea, or beside the mud flats!

Gritty Doggy Scoff? No thanks!

On our way back home, OTL dropped into the village hall 'cos young Rosie was up there after her holiday in America, you know, that place where TM visited for three weeks a couple of years ago!

Both Wendy and Monty got a cuddle each from Rosie then we all headed for home to watch the F1 practise for tomorrows race!

Tomorrow should be sunny so with a bit of luck we will find a Nargle or two under the grass!

Well, that's what Eric says!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

We LOVE Fridays!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret back with you on this fine sunny day!

Well, by the time you read this the day will be almost gone, but wasn't it a super day anyway!

First thing this morning the clouds were rolling in but we seemed to have a sunny blue bit over the top of us when went out for the morning stroll along the Sea Shore. Mind you, it didn't last long 'cos we saw wot looked like a storm over the North East Kent coast!

There's a storm over there!

 As there wasn't much of a wind blowing so we reckon it will dump all the rain in the same place before disappearing!

Holly and I were having a good sniff while Old Two Legs was trying to get young Eric to get started. He just loves a good run but has problems getting started!

Finally he got going and Holly and I were given our orders to get going up the grass path!

Come on, it looks like Eric has found first gear!

Back home there was our Doggy Scoff waiting so, being a little peckish, both Holly and I soon polished that off and the Teeth Cleaning Chew!

Lunchtime OTL was still working away because it is 'Month End', as if we didn't know, but he was talking about his business rather than the fact that today is the last day of Summer!

Tomorrow it will be the first day of Autumn so we expect that we will be expecting all the leaves to be falling off the trees soon!

Miss Wendy and Monty were woken up, dressed in their harnesses and off we went to see if the storm had moved!

Yep! It had gone off to some other part of the world!

When we got out of the car there was the sniff of newly mown grass!

Now this is a problem.

You see, all the sniffs are on the blades of grass but after the mower has been across them, they get all chopped up and mixed up something rotten!

It takes ages to get back to a decent patchwork of sniffs! 

Holly, get up, you are showing yourself up!

 Monty and Wendy had the same trouble as us, there they were, following their last walk across the football field when suddenly Monty goes to the left while Wendy goes to the right!

You see what I mean about the mix up of sniffs?

Oi! It's over here, the sniff leading the way back to the car!

OTL had a result when he took me to the vet, he got a fresh, clean and brand new wee sample bottle and he didn't have to pay for it either!

Result!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.

Roll on Friday!

Hi Woofers!

Here we are again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Wot a lovely day it's been, it was rather cool when we went out this morning but it brightened up later in the day.

Old Two Legs was a whole half an hour late in getting up so everything was later than usual!

The sun had got up and was half way through the day before we got to the Sea Wall!

Late Again!

 We left Miss May in bed 'cos she wasn't feeling too good, she puts it down to 'Old Age' and preferring a warm soft bed to wet grass!

Eric is still young and daft, so he was up and running at the first opportunity, mind you, he did have a problem with the concrete steps on the Sea Wall!

Oi! Will one of you woofers give me a leg up?

 Unfortunately for Eric, Holly and I had found a super sniff and were making the most of it before OTL called us to move on!

So, there was only one thing to do, ask OTL!

OTL, I'm struggling to get up, gissa lift?

 OTL is always a sucker for a sad face and came back to lift Eric up the last step!

Mind you, it was only a lift up the step, there was still a load of grass sniffs ahead of him!

Now, which sniff first, Weasel or Rat?

This morning there was a load of 'Manufacturing' then 'Repairs' and afterwards, 'Invoicing'!

Lunchtime we headed out with Monty and Wendy, it was getting warm so they kept the running to a minimum and both managed to get a carry for a few paces before the sniffs enticed them out of OTL's arms!

Today, for some reason there were loads of woofers out for a walk and OTL had to keep picking the ferrets up, well, we don't want anyone taking a lump out of a ferrets bum!

This afternoon was 'Delivery Time'. That's when all the 'Manufacturing' gets packaged up and taken to the carriers for shipping. Then there is the 'Repairs' that get delivered locally.

While OTL was doing some 'Paperwork' TM came in with an ice cream cone all full of ice cream and a chocolate flake!

Well, OTL sat in his office chair and started to lick the ice cream and me, being more active than Holly, jumped up onto OTL's lap and started to lick the other side!

It was great! Holly didn't miss out, she got the last couple of licks and the cone, all filled with ice cream!

Tomorrow should be fun, being Friday we should get to finish early, so, that means more fun on the Sea Shore!

Then of course, there is the weekend, did you know that Saturday is the first day of Autumn? It won't be long before the snow arrives and we play 'Hunt the Ferret' in the snow drifts!

See you tomorrow and did I mention, tomorrow is the last day of Summer?

Bye for now.

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Wet Walks, Horrid Vets and OTL Runs Off!

Hi Woofers!

Here we are again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

You know, it was still dark when Old Two Legs got up this morning! By the time we were ready to go out the sky had got lighter but there was no sun, just big wet clouds!

The walk was fun, Holly and I went off sniffing while young Eric spent most of the time trying to get into the Ferret Bag to keep out of the rain!

I mean, it wasn't too wet, just a few drops of rain, just enough to give a woofer a wet nose!

Eric reckons it was enough to wash the whiskers off a ferret!

OTL didn't get the camera out 'cos he reckons that the camera is not really that water proof.

Not that we don't have any pictures, you see last night OTL was heading to bed and just finished saying good night to the ferrets, yes, he does, every night!

Out of the office window he saw the moon all big and glowing a sort of red colour, so, up comes the camera and he rattles off a couple of shots, hand held as well!

This one with the 'Every Day' camera.

 Then, just for an experiment he rattled off one with the Infrared Camera.

Not a UFO in sight!

We all spent this morning snoozing and around midday OTL headed off to do some work, poor lad!

Mind you, I need sympathy as well 'cos I was bundled into the car and driven off to the vet with TM clutching a precious bottle of the finest Daisy Wee I could get out!

Well, I got poked and pushed, listened to and they even lifted my tail to see what tomorrow would bring!

In the end it was decided that there was nothing obviously wrong with me but OTL has to go back in a months time clutching another bottle of fine vintage wee, mine, not his!

I seem to remember that this happened before and the second sample was declared as 'Duty Paid' and I was allowed out!

So, all is well and just like Archie Babe, I've lost a little bit of weight but not enough to worry about!

We are off now to see if OTL has anything worth mugging!

Bye for now!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!