Saturday, 23 March 2019

A Binge Day today!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!

You know, we just love Saturdays, I mean, we get up at the normal time but when we are out walking Old Two Legs lets us choose where we want to go.

Sometimes we go across the grass land and down to the sea shore and other times we decide to go through the forest and in and out of the bushes.

Take today, Holly decided to chase a rabbit, only she couldn't find a rabbit even though she had a good ferret around the bushes!

We did however find a Hawthorn tree with the blossom still on and traces of blossom that had fallen onto the ground!

Come on, have a dance in the blossom petals!
Holly reckons she is dancing over the petals but I reckon it could be better described a 'Lolloping'!

Still, it did look pretty!

The Blossom, not Holly's dancing!

OTL didn't have his big camera with him just the phone with a camera built in and he got close enough to take this shot.

Not bad for OTL!
Now, as you know, OTL was up the village hall doing some glue slapping and we got a message on the phone.........'Rosie is here'!

Well, when we told Wendy she got all excited at the prospect of having a cuddle from Rosie!

Lunchtime we took both Monty and Wendy out for a walk but we didn't go chasing any rabbits!

Wendy was in a rush to get back to the village hall to see Rosie and by the time we got there, Wendy was all worn out!

Mind you, that didn't stop Wendy and Monty from getting a cuddle!

Back home OTL gave us a brush to help get rid of the knots  in our hair and he even managed to give Hollies dew claw a trim, normally Holly goes potty 'cos like me, she doesn't like her claws being cut!

Horrid thing to happen!

All this attention means that a bath and a hair cut is looming on the horizon together with a blow dry from that horrid jet powered blaster!

Yuk!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.

P.S.  We binged out of the Game of Thrones recordings and have almost caught up with the latest episodes!

Friday, 22 March 2019

More Guarding Duties!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret back with you again!

We have been busy today, It starts off with us getting a run along the sea shore and into the woods. There were loads of sniffs and we even found a dead rat!

Hey! there is some rabbit poo here!  Never mind that, I've found a dead rat under this bush!
 Old Two Legs wouldn't let us play with the poo or the rat, he's no fun any more!


We spotted more catkins bursting out!
 We were going to run up the hill but OTL held us back and crept up ahead of us, stopped, looked over the top of the hill and gave our secret call which says there is a rabbit or two just ahead of him!

Well, we were off like a couple of puppy rockets and chased these rabbits all the way down the hill and into the bushes!

Then we lost them!

I'm sure they went in here!
 After Holly and I had a ferret about we decided that they had got away and we should rejoin OTL but Holly was limping a bit. It seems that she managed to pick up a thorn in her paw and OTL had to spend some time digging it out!

It's a good job OTL knows how to pull these thorns out or Holly would be limping all the way home!

Back on the football field we met up with a big soppy woofer who wanted a game but his Two Legs wouldn't let him loose.

We think the TL is a bit of a grumpy 'cos OTL normally has to say 'Good Morning' at least twice before he answers!

I've been told not to talk to other woofers!
 For most of the day OTL has either been working or cleaning Ferret Cages! However, we were left in charge when he went off to see one of his customers, so, we managed to woof at everyone who came close to the front of the house, that was until everyone came back home, The Missus included!

Tomorrow TM is off to her glue sloshing, so we have a relaxing day ahead of us and we have promised to go easy on the nibbles, well Holly has anyway!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Thursday, 21 March 2019

Heart Broken OTL!

Hello Woofers!

It's us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

The weather has been the same as yesterday, a slight breeze, a bit of a chill and slightly damp under paw!

Yesterday we left the ferrets at home and Old Two Legs took the camera out with him but today both Eric and May were wide awake and climbing up the cage waiting to go out with us!

So, the only camera was on OTL's phone.

We had to look hard to find some interesting shots but this one we reckon to be quite pretty, I mean, it looks like a fairy archway!

A Fairy Arch but we don't see any Fairies!
 The buds we saw yesterday were busting out all over and you could see the leaves slowly unwrapping themselves!

It's OK busting out but this going around in circles makes me dizzy!
 On some plants you could see that the leaves were almost in shape to start working!

Now, just a flutter and it'll be fully open!
OTL got a message from the vets to collect the pills for May and the prescription for Holly and I.

Poor lad came back sobbing, his wallet was all worn out!

Still, us woofers will be OK for the next six months or so!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Wednesday, 20 March 2019

It's The Pill time!

Hi Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Well, I hope you were all up early this morning to enjoy a dance around the garden to celebrate the Spring Equinox?

Holly, The Missus and I were up around four but we didn't see TM dancing around the garden, I think that it was 'cos Old Two Legs told her last night that if she went out prancing around the garden in her night dress she would scare all the Floggs and the Neyburzz!

We headed off early for our morning walk and today we left the ferrets in bed except for Eric who got up for a slurp of Ferretone before going back to bed to give Miss May a cuddle!

Mind you, the sunrise wasn't that impressive!

Not really impressive!
 What was impressive is the stuff that has started to bloom. We came across these buds bursting and some lichen getting some Spring colour!

Spring is busting out all over!
 There were some other buds bursting but we don't know the name of this tree!

Here is a quandary, wot's this plant?
 Now, we know wot this is, it's a Catkin!

Well, it looks like one and already the insects hare having a feast on the pollen!

Luverly Grub!
 As OTL brought the big camera with us we were able to get a good shot of the fort in the middle of the river!


Anyone there?
 Wot was pretty was the Daffy Dillies that were steaming along and getting the blooms out!

More Daffy Dillies along the path!
 Holly and I went looking for that rabbit but it stayed tucked up in bed, wimp!

OTL dropped into the vets to get a prescription all the medication we need, just before we left home TM asked him if he had his handkerchief with him, just to mop up the tears!

Silly TM, OTL doesn't have to pay until Friday!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!




Tuesday, 19 March 2019

A Rabbit, a Splosh, a sniff and a good roll!

Hi Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Wot a good day it's been today, you know life can be really good when you meet up with a scaredy rabbit who forgets where his warren is and ends up tearing around the field with two Super Terrier Woofers half an inch from his tail!

We missed the sunrise but there was a little glow in the sky but nothing too exciting!

A half an hour earlier and it might have been good!
 I'll be glad when Old Two Legs gets the small camera repaired but he is using the camera in the mobile phone, so, not bad but could do better if he had an instruction manual!

OK for a landscape but wot we need is a real camera!
 Yesterday Monty and Wendy came out with us at lunchtime but today OTL said that is was Eric and May's turn today.

Eric is always a little slow in getting going but he does like sitting in the ferret bag and looking out over the rim of the bag!

OK, can I get back into the bag now?
On the other paw, Miss May just loves the out doors and she was rolling in the grass and even digging at the mole hills!

May does walk a lot further than Eric but towards the end of the walk sh gets a little tired, so it is up to Eric to walk along side May until OTL picks her up for a little carry.

Out of my way, I sniff Moles!
One good thing, I managed to get a 'Deep Paddle' today! Before OTL could do anything I was down the beach and straight into the water. It was a bit muddy but I haven't had a chance of a dip for ages!

Now, paws up, how many of you know that it is the Spring Equinox tomorrow? Now I want you all up early, dressed in you finest Equinox Robes and we can all dance around the garden scaring the Neyburzz!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Monday, 18 March 2019

Monday Fun!

Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!

Poor old Archie Babe with his sore paw, good trick not telling them which one it is!

Wot Archie Babe needs is loads of nibbles, cuddles and treats, just to help his paw get better!

We had Google and found The Wild Duck but didn't see Auntie Sue in the car park but the pictures of the food looks good!

Today we got chicken served up and it did taste good!

Before we got that tasty dish we went out for our morning stroll through the woods and then when we got to the grassy patch we found not only a super sniff...........

Not bad for a morning sniff!
 We found some Daffy Dills blooming!

One out with more on the way!
 Lunchtime we took Wendy and Monty out for a walk. Old Two Legs had seen a window in the rain clouds and although it was wet on the ground, the rain kept away while we were out!

Well, it gives the ground a wash!
 Monty and Wendy haven't been out with us for a while and have been getting lazy so climbing up the steps caused them some difficulty!

Anyone give us a paw up!
 Miss Wendy took a running jump but it was still a bit of a scramble!

Anyone got a ladder?
Once they were up they enjoyed a run all the way back to the car!

Of course, May and Eric showed off rotten 'cos they wanted to get out for a run but OTL promised them a run tomorrow, providing of course, it doesn't rain!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.

Sunday, 17 March 2019

Busy Busy Busy!

Hi Woofers!

No we haven't got lost!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret are here again!

Now, what day is it? Sunday? Yes, Sunday, now what happened to Saturday. Well, The Missus went off to her glue sloshing bash at the village hall while we sat down to enjoy some 'Together Time' with Old Two Legs.

Poor old duffer has been over worked this last week and we decided that he could have some time off this weekend, so, Saturday we were out nice and early for our run along the sea shore.

Too late to see the sunrise!
 Then, back home Holly and I had our 'after get up snooze' while OTL cleaned the cages out and other stuff to do with making it all tidy!

By the time he finished it was just about time to go out for the lunchtime walkies!

A Magpie on look out duty!
We got back and got the nibbles out and watched the recordings of the Game of Thrones!

You know, eating all those nibbles sort of filled us up and both Holly and I needed a rest just to let our tummies settle down before eating the chicken!

I think I've got the Grumblies!
Mind you, I didn't feel too good either, I didn't get the grumblies but I did suffer from a little wind!

I promise I won't have so many next time!
Now, Sunday, OTL decided to do some 'Deep Cleaning of the ferret cages but only managed to do one, Monty and Wendy's cage. Now we are not saying it was seriously grubby but  it hasn't been 'Deep Cleaned' for some time and to give you an idea of what it was like, the whole cage was dismantled and cleaned using the high pressure hose OTL normally reserves for cleaning the car or blasting the gunge off the paving slabs in the garden!

Well, to give you and idea of just how deep the clean was, it took all day to do just one ferret cage!

Holly and I went off to have a 'Cage Cleaning Snooze' and Monty & Wendy got transferred to the 'Holiday Cage' while OTL got busy!

You know he could have put the big bed in here!
 Well, it's all done now and we are off for some food, Doggy Scoff!

After all those nibbles yesterday I thing I might even forget the scoff tonight!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.

Friday, 15 March 2019

Another Dark and Rainy Day

Hello Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

This storm Gareth has supposed to dump a load of rain on us today but so far all we have had is some rain drops and a bit of wind!

This morning we were out early and OTL was saying how he has missed the sunrise over the last week or so and was going to take the camera with him today but when we got to the car park he decided that it was not a good idea, too much rain!

First there was a little rain!
 On the walk we went from rain to dry to rain and then dry and finished off with rain, just for a change!

Then it went dry for a short while!
Lunchtime was just as bad but as a change we went down to the carriers to drop off a box of stuff.

Good fun woofing at the truck drivers!

Tomorrow The Missus is off sloshing the glue about so we will be able to watch series two of Game of Thrones while nibbling our treats and of course we will be paws up on the sofa!

See you tomorrow.

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Thursday, 14 March 2019

Sorry, here's £25 for your trouble!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!

It has been a slow sort of day, Old Two Legs took us out first thing this morning and it was raining.

Lunchtime The Missus took us out, and it was raining.

OTL went off to the dentist, and it was raining.

It's been a sort of wet day today!

We knew that OTL was off to the dentist for a check up and that we would be taken out for our walk by TM but she didn't want to go on our normal route, something about it being too wet, too muddy, too bloody steep!

She is such a show off!

OTL got a letter from the Water People telling us that our water had been cut off for five days.

As if we didn't know!

However, as some recompense, they are going to send us a cheque for £25!

OTL says he is going to invest it in a bottle of water, 'The Water of Life' just in case the mains blow again, well you won't be able to make a cup of tea with it but after a few slurps you won't care anyway!

Good news, the dentist could find nothing wrong with OTL's teeth, and the inspection and an x-ray confirmed that!

It still cost him forty smackers though!

OTL has been busy this afternoon, he got one of those Dash Cams and has installed it into the big car. Don't know why he has got it really, unless it's to record where he has been so if he gets lost he just has to run the video backwards so he can get himself 'unlost'!

We got an email today saying that the order we placed for a DVD from the Harry Potter series is being dispatched today!

OTL says it's called 'The Crimes of Grindelewald' and is a follow on from the Fantastic Beasts DVD!

You know, it doesn't take much to get him excited!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.

Wednesday, 13 March 2019

First the rain and wind then the sun shine!

Hi Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Another fun day here in North Kent!

It was very windy first thing this morning and there was some rain in the air as well. Old Two Legs left the camera at home in case it got too wet!

In the mornings Holly and I get some shut eye while OTL cleans the ferret cages and allows them out for an hours rampage around the house.

Miss May gets her medication mixed with some lactose free milk and Eric gets first slurp from the big bowl of 'Ferret' milk!

Then it's play time!

Miss May spends her time eating the 'Brambles Biscutes'  while hiding underneath the sofa!

Eric, on the other paw, plays 'Hunt the Squeaky'. Today OTL managed to find fourteen squeaky balls and tennis balls and squeaky toys Eric had hidden under the TV!

Now that's not a bad haul but it didn't get The Missuses approval 'cos Eric had pinched one of the brand new Smoothies that TM holds dear to her heart!

OTL couldn't find it anywhere, so, Eric is still in trouble! Mind you, he now knows where the new smoothies are kept and as soon as he has worked out how to open the drawer, there will be all hell let loose!

Lunch time we were back down on the sea front but this time Eric and May were with us, seeing how they were still awake when it was time to go!

When they first set paws on the ground it was Eric who wanted to get into the bag!

This is just too windy for my liking!
 On the sea shore OTL put them down on the concrete sea wall and Miss May nearly fell down the step. She was walking one way but looking another way!

Soppy Missy!

OK, who took the ground away?
Luckily she didn't fall off and soon she was scrambling up the grass path ahead of Eric who was still asking to be put into the bag again!

Holly suggested we chase them up the path but OTL said he would chase us if we did!

Come on you two, one paw in front of the other, move!
It was all OK 'cos by the time we all got to the top they were in front of us and trotting along!

Every so often May stopped for a breather and Eric stayed with May until she was ready to carry on.

I remember when May used to walk beside her sister when she got out of breath. Now it's Eric's turn to help May along!

Tomorrow OTL is off to the dentist to get his teeth checked, let's hope it doesn't cost too much!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!