Oh Wot a Damp Day!

Hi Woofers!

It's Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!

I must admit, today has not been one of my favourite days, I mean, it has been damp, cloudy and grey looking all day!

Couple that with the fact that The Missus left us a bowl of Doggy Scoff instead of our chicken!

Today is Chicken Day and wot do we get? Scoff!!

We have decided that we are not going to give TM cuddles any more and the ferrets are joining us by withdrawing cuddles as well!

Old Two Legs has promised us some chicken tomorrow and we can have it all warm and greasy as well!

Just how we like it!

Eric came out with us this morning but it was not his sort of weather and he kept jumping up OTL's leg to get a cuddle and a lift!

I will admit, if he wasn't cuddling Eric I might have tried to blag a lift as well!

Lunchtime we didn't even ask Wendy and Monty if they wanted to come out 'cos they were tucked up in their sleeping quarters with a sign hanging over the door..........NO THANKS!

Where they have cut the grass along the sea front, there is loads of weed leaves with little spikes on that get tangled up in our hair and it takes OTL ages to get rid of it all. Maybe a hair cut is the answer!

On the way back to the car OTL stopped by the beach to let Holly and I have a race on the sand playing 'Chase The Woofer'!

Of course it was Holly who chased me and I am much faster than Holly, so I kept wining!

Still it was a good game and we haven't been on the beach for some time 'cos Holly gets an infection in her eyes cos she likes to plough the beach with her nose and of course the sand then gets in her eyes and it's off to the vet to spend a fortune, well, OTL's fortune!

This weekend should be fun, no TM, so, paws up on the sofa, crumbs from the nibbles all over the place. Plus we can watch whatever we want on the TV!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.

As bald as OTL's bonce!

Hi Woofers!

It's Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here again!

Wot a change from yesterday, we went out this morning expecting a glorious sunrise and what did we get?

It must be up by now!

 Nuffin! Not even a glimmer! I mean, we sat there on the Sea Wall while Eric was waking up but we were disappointed, it was nothing but clouds!

OK, I'm awake now, anyone see the sun come up?

 We headed home to a chew treat and a snooze while Old Two Legs set about shredding more of his fliles that he keeps in the filing cabinet. He says the stuff is old and not needed any more.

Well, if it keeps him happy!

We got a shock when we went back out at lunchtime, the grass had gone!

It's them, they've done it!

 Well, maybe not gone but all chopped down! Now we know that the two legs like the grassy look but what about all the wild life If they keep cutting the grass there will be no where for mouses or shrews or weasels and even the rabbits will have to find somewhere else to hide. That will mean the Kestrel will go hungry 'cos there will be no food for them to eat!

All the butterflies and moths will have nowhere to play and insects like bees will have no flowers to visit!

Of course, Monty and Wendy thought it great fun to dive into the grass hunting Nargles and Nifflers but they must have been scared off by the grass cutting tractor thingy!

Bet you can't see me!

 Of course, I was rather put out 'cos I love the grass 'cos I go in there when I want a poo. You see I don't want anyone watching me and now they have cut the grass, where do I go?

Look, if she wants a poo we both turn away, OK?

 I thought it funny when Holly Dog said that it looks just like OTL's head, you know, bald!

I said we should be careful 'cos he has the clippers out and we won't have The Missus to protect us this weekend 'cos she is off to a 'Retreat' to slap the glue!

It won't be too long before the Harrietsham Ferret Show on 24th November! OTL says that he has high hopes of Monty and Eric doing well in the contest. Maybe they will even get a rosette like wot Mr Brambles or Snowflake did.

The ferrets have all had their claws trimmed and they have had the first of the 'Ear Wipes' to clear out all the ear wax that might have got stuck in their ear lobes. OTL will take a soft brush that will be used to give their coats a nice shine!

I suppose that OTL will practise on us this weekend!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.

Lets give OTL a shave?

Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here again!

After the last few days of really dismal sunrises, to day we got one that just lit up the clouds and sky!

Now, that's better!

The good thing about getting down the beach at the right time is it starts off cold and windy but as the sun comes up, it gets warmer!

Yeah, I can feel it, it really warms yer butt don't it!

 Eric was more interested in chasing something in the grass so he didn't take too much notice of the sun coming up!

Lunchtime, we were off again and it was rather warm, the sun was out, the breeze was gentle and the ferrets were snoozy!

We met up with a Two Legs who came out with the normal rubbish about ferrets, you know, 'My Uncle used to keep ferrets' ..........Good for uncle..........'Vicious things they are'..............no they are not............'They smell'.....so do you........'They bite'.........everyone does when they are eating.........'are they Polecats?..........no, they're Polecat Ferrets.........'I saw an albino ferret once'.........yes, it's proper name is an English Ferret.........and so on and on and on!

Holly said we should bite him and that will sort him out!

Yes, I'm a mean nasty monster of a ferret.........now, can I have a cuddle?

Once we were back in the car we headed off to the carrier to drop off a box of bits for a customer then back home.

I got onto Holly's bed in OTL's office and just as I was dropping off to sleep Monty came down to his Pooing Place and did a huge Super Smelly poo, just by the side of my nose!

I reckon that TL was right about ferrets sniffing!

I gave him a good woofing but OTL stopped me and Monty just carried on pooing!

Something I noticed while waiting for the ferret sniff to dissipate, OTL is charging up both of the batteries in the hair clipper! That's a bad sign, mind you, he is getting a little ragged around his chops and both Holly and I reckon he should have a hair cut first!

Eric said he would help OTL by holding OTL's nose while Holly waved the hair cutter under his chin!

Now, that would be fun!

See you tomorrow.

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.

Monty is chancing his luck!

Hi Woofers!

The Gang is back again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

When we looked out of the bedroom window first thing this morning we saw the Orion star cluster shining in the sky.

However, when we finally got out for our walk it had gone! I mean, we were so looking forward to hearing from Old Two Legs the story behind the cluster but the clouds just covered the sky and that was it, gone!

Maybe tomorrow we can get up a bit earlier and get a chance of seeing it then!

The Missus and The Cat Woman are going away to a 'Retreat' this coming weekend, a whole weekend of glue sloshing and throwing glitter about!

Holly and I think that OTL will get the hair cutting gear out and when TM comes back, we will be bald!

We had some fun at lunchtime, Monty was playing games by creeping up behind us and pretending to be Eric and saying he was going to bite our tail.

Holly came up with a way to stop him.

Any closer and I'll wee in your ear!

When he tried it on me, I just asked him if he wanted a Wee Wash!

Don't push your luck Monty Chops, you could get wet!

Needless to say, we didn't wee on him but he did get close to getting a wash!

OTL has spent the afternoon clearing out him 'Home Filing' by shredding all the old invoices and stuff like that. Poor shredding machine was almost red hot by the time he had finished!

We got chicken tonight so we are off!

See you tomorrow.

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Dark Days!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!


It's been a bit of a dismal day today, rain showers all day!


This morning it was so damp and chilly that Eric crawled back into bed and went back to sleep!


Mind you, had it not been for the fact I wanted a wee I would have gone back to bed!


Down on the sea front Old Two Legs took a picture of the River Medway and Sheerness but he had to put the camera down on the concrete to stop camera shake!

Can you see anything yet?       I can't even see you!

On our way back to the car we spotted a couple of woofers with collars that lit up! I suppose they just wanted to be seen in the dark!

Well, I suppose Christmas is on the way!

 We had Dave The Caravan Man around to do some repairs to the lights at the back of the caravan where Old Two Legs managed to run into the wall at the Gretna Green camp site earlier this year!

So now we two brand new rear lights!

Lunchtime came and just before we left home, it started to rain! That was it, Monty and Wendy went back to bed and refused to come out!

Mind you, May and Eric managed to get a slurp of Ferretone as compensation for not going out earlier!

I can just get my tongue into the hole where it comes out!

Miss May loves Ferretone and when OTL needs to clean her ears or clip her claws she lays on her back with the bottle of Ferretone across her tummy and licks the Ferretone out of the cap while OTL holds her paw up in the air and clips the claws!

I had my ears cleaned yesterday so I get the cap full without the cuddles!

This afternoon OTL and The Missus headed off to do some shopping so Holly and I headed off to the bedroom window where we waited until they came back!


It's always fun when the get back 'cos Holly and I go potty, jumping all over the sofa and up and down the stairs and back over the sofa again!


Great fun!


Doggy Scoff again today, still OTL has some gammon, so if we are lucky we can help him by making sure it tastes right!


See you tomorrow!


Luv,


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Niffler Hunting with Holly Chops!

Hello Woofers!

Here we are again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy Niffler, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Nah! We were joking about The Niffler!

Mind you we both sort of kept an eye open for any twitching in the undergrowth and of course Holly was keeping all her gold bars in the family safe!

She had forgotten that the Niffler can get through the cracks in a safe door plus there is the Bowtruckle, the best lock picker in the world!

Eric came out this morning and although it was a little damp, he managed to get a jog in on the way back to the car park.

The sun sort of got up but the clouds were blocking any really dramatic vista, but it was worth at least one picture!

Wake Up Sun Shine!

Back home Miss May was waiting to get out of the cage and as soon as her paws hit the carpet she was off downstairs and into the bowl of Lactose Free Milk!

Normally ferrets are lactose intolerant but this 'Ferret Milk' hits the spot!

There was a time when the ferrets have left some milk in the bowl and Holly and I get into a tussle to finish it off!

Nowadays the ferrets manage to finish the milk before OTL puts them back for a snooze, that means Holly and I are in need of a slurp but all we have is water!

Lunchtime the sun was shining and both Wendy and Monty were looking forward to hunting Nifflers!

When we got to the Sea Wall they were both off into the grass to hunt Nifflers or even Nargles!

Holly wasn't helpful, she kept spotting Nifflers scurrying about in the grass but instead of Nifflers what she had really spotted were two ferrets snuffling about chasing Nifflers!

Over to the left, theres two of them sniffing in the grass!

Mind you, Holly did say that any gold bars we find are hers!

Yeah, as if!

Now yesterday we told you about the birthday present from Rocky but we forgot to say a 'Big Thank You' to Rocky. You see we got so excited when we sniffed tha sausages!

Those Choc Drops were a bit of all right as well!

Poor Archie Babe didn't get to share the Plawn Clackers and Mrs Sue won a game for mini two legs of seven years!

This world is getting stranger as it goes!

Today there should be some chicken for us, claws crossed. We used to have lambs heart but The Missus linked runny poo's to lambs heart so that was stopped. We tried saying that we get runny poo's when we have been eating something we find in the garden or on the beach but it didn't make any difference, once TM has decided then that's it!

Maybe when TM goes off to one of her weekend retreats OTL will sneak some lambs heart in for us!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Saturday Fun.

Hello Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Today we were up early 'cos Old Two Legs reckons it was going to be wet this morning, you know, rain!

We stuck our noses out of the curtain and yes, the ground was wet, but no sign of rain. We told Eric and he decided that he would go back to bed and have another snooze until Holly and I got back!

We didn't mind, at least the walk could be a bit quicker than our normal walk where we have to wait for him to catch up!

We left the camera at home 'cos the clouds were covering the sky and we just knew that the sun was still fast asleep!

Snuffling along the top path Holly was laughing about how all the ferrets were convinced that there were Nargles in the undergrowth amongst all the sniffs!

As we were passing one clump of bushes a little voice squeaked out that there were more than Nargles here in the dark places!

Well, that was it, Holly sat down with a thump and started to do her 'Deep Growl' which is reserved for strange woofers and things she doesn't like 'cos they may be dangerous!

It was then that we saw what had spoken!

I recognised it straight away, it was a Bowtruckle! Now we have never seen a Bowtruckle before and Holly was just a little concerned that it was dangerous to woofers! I did say that it was like a walking talking salad and just how dangerous can a salad be but Holly was being careful!

Nargles? It's Bowtruckles you have to be careful of!

I remembered that Bowtruckles could pick locks and stuff like that, very useful if you get locked in the loo!

I remember from the movie that there were other creatures as well, like  the Niffler who just loves shinny money and gold bars! Come to think of that, so does The Missus but she doesn't look like a Niffler!

A Junior Niffler looking for money!

Holly said that she doesn't ever get locked in the loo and all her savings were in Bitcoin so would be of no interest to Nifflers!

With that she was off looking for rabbits 'cos she reckons she knows how to deal with creatures like that and any way, who had ever heard of a talking salad!

By then the Bowtruckle had gone back into the undergrowth and I was busting for a wee, so I had other things on my mind!

Just for a change, we didn't take Wendy and Monty up to the village hall 'cos today Rosie wasn't doing any crafting and OTL wanted to watch the rugby match on the TV plus we also wanted to watch the F1 racing, so it was a race back home before it all started!

TM came back from her Master Class and gave us a present from Rocky, it was a birthday present that had a super sniff to it! We opened it up and found two packs of Doggy Sausages and some Woofer Chock Drops!

Guess what we will be nibbling tonight?

Talking of nibbles, I just fancy a Choc Drop, so, bye bye for now and see you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

It's Friday, at last!

Hi Woofers!

We are here, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

We love Fridays, first of all it comes behind the weekend and on top of that, we sort of close the shop at midday.

Well, normally that's what we do but not today!

First thing the sun rise tried to be dramatic but sort of failed! Even after this picture the sun came up and sort of blasted all the colour from the sky!

It's the best we could get today!

 Back home it was off to bed while Old Two Legs cleaned cages and set about finishing off the 'Manufacturing'!

Well, he got tangled up in the computer and only half finished the manufacturing and of course, we needed a walk and a wee!

'Well, it's not mine, are you sure it's not yours?'

 The tide was in and Holly tried to get Wendy and Monty to go in for a swim but they are not daft, Wendy doesn't do water and Monty has never got his paws wet!

Hey, Weasels, fancy a swim?

 OTL suggested that maybe Holly Chops should go in for a dip in the water!

Holly then suggested I have a dip but it was even too rough for me!

On your bike Porky!

Back home OTL finally finished this 'Manufacturing' that has taken all week! Now the carrier has been booked to collect on Monday morning, so with a bit of luck we will be here to wave the pallet off!

The Missus is off to her Master Class so we have a 'restful' day planned, F1, nibbles and paws up on the sofa!

Now, what's this package? A squirrel from the garden? A pack of Love Hearts from the bottom shelve?

Holly keeps running to the door every time she hears a noise! Holly says it has to be edible and wonders if Archie Babe has tested it first?

Sounds intriguing!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Another Hard Days Work, but not for us!

Hi Woofers!

Back again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Good News...........No Rain!

We love it when there is no rain, that means we can run in the grass without getting our tums wet!

Mind you, Eric got a little damp on the run back across the football field!

Old Two Legs is still 'Manufacturing' and reckons it will be tomorrow before he has finished, then maybe ship it all on Monday!

This morning we saw the sun poke its nose over the top of Leysdown. Not the most dramatic sunrise but 'intereting'!

Good Morning Sunshine!

 The sun stayed around all day and both Monty and Wendy had a good game of Hunt The Nargle!

I'm sure I saw one here yesterday!

 Holly on the other paw is convinced that Nargles are no more than a figment of OTL's imagination!

Oh Please, I mean, Have you ever seen one? OTL is just winding you up!

Wendy says that Holly is just an old misery guts and she is jealous 'cos she has never seen one!around the edge of the football field

Monty says he has a better job to do than chase Nargles, he is practising digging out Moles from the mole hills that have appeared  over the last few weeks.

Come on out or we'll send in the ferrets!

 Trouble is, as soon as the mole sees the ferrets they disappear down the Mole Hole and won't come out until we have gone!

Cowards!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

A wet one for us woofers!

Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!

This morning we woke up to the gentle 'Pitter Patter' of rain drops lashing against the windows of the house, that plus the crashing of The Missus getting all 'Inspired' in the craft room!

Why does crafting have to be so noisy!

Eric was awake and so was Miss May but both of them declined the offer of a run along the sea front!

That didn't stop Old Two Legs from dragging Holly and I out for our morning constitutional!

He didn't take the camera but really it wasn't worth it anyway 'cos it was too dark, too wet and there was nothing to see anyway!

Lucky for us, OTL kept a weather eye open and was consulting the rain radar and just like him, he spotted a 'Window' in the weather, so, at eleven thirty we were of together with the ferrets Monty and Wendy.

'How's yer belly today?'  'Not Bad, yours OK?'  Yeah, feels OK today!'

 We got down to the beach to see a small yappy little Puppy making a terrible noise, I mean, just how much noise can one mini woofer make?

I'm orf, too much noise around here!

 We headed up the grass path followed by the ferrets and of course, Monty just had to try to be helpful!

'Hey! Yer bum looks OK today!' .....................'Thank you Monty, a little louder, they didn't hear that in Southend!'

 When we got back to the field there was evidence that the Moles had been at work again, Monty did his best to sort out the moles but no matter  how hard he dug he just couldn't find a mole!

Here Molly Mole, Monty wants to see you!

We met up with the three Basset Hound Types who scare the woof out of me but today they were well behaved. Their Two Legs gave OTL a ferret carry bag and some harnesses for the ferrets. They all looked brand new!

The TL used to keep ferrets and he had a load of ferret stuff in the cupboard that he reckoned could go to a good home, ours!

When we got home OTL tried a harness out on Wendy and it looks like it will just right for her. OTL says he will spend some time adjusting the harness so it won't come off the ferrets and then try them out on the football field behind our house!

Today OTL and The Missus headed off to the TL Vet to get stabbed with anti flu stuff. I suppose it is really like a worming tablet but the get stabbed instead of getting a pill buried in a cheese biscuit with some cream cheese dolloped on the top to hide it!

I know all OTL's tricks!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.