It's all happening today!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here again!

We have given up trying to work out what the yellow flowers belong to, it makes out brain hurt trying to pronounce the Latin names!

It's almost as bad as that Alexa thingy, I mean, what's the point of having a thing you give instructions to that then ignores you and goes off to do summat else!

Mind you, we do that to Old Two Legs, he says SIT and we stand, then he says COME HERE and we run off chasing rabbits!

Holly and I are going to change our names to Alexa-1 and Alexa-2!

Now, pay attention, today is The Missuses birthday and she is numpity two years old. Being the bossy sort, she got her birthday prezzie from OTL early. so, OTL had to get here a surprise pressie.

A Niffler!

Well, this is not a real one, it's a cuddly toy Niffler!

TM seemed pleased and spent the morning cuddling the Niffler which is OK by us, just as long as it is a toy and not a real one in disguise!

This morning we were out for a walk and you know there was ice on the windscreen!

We saw a ship come a bit close to the shore, Holly said it didn't have it's headlights on!

Mind the wreck out there!

As the sun came up the ice melted and then everything was wet and damp!

We met up with that Bozo who just loves a game with OTL but is scared of Holly and I, soppy sat down and then said that the grass was wet! Of course it's wet, the ice had melted!

I gotta wet butt!

 Back home we looked in the pond and saw that the flog splawn had all changed and there was a big ball of Taderly Poles wriggling their way around in the sun!

Taderly Poles!

 You know, if they all grow into flogs then we won't have enough room in the garden for them and us!

Lunchtime we were out again but this time the wind had dropped and the sun was still out, so May and Eric came out for a run. It was Monty and Wendy's turn to come out but they were fast asleep so OTL left them snoozing the day away!

Miss May loves the new mow grass and spends all her time rolling around on it!

Shift over, my turn for a roll!

 It's good to see Eric run along side May, sort of keeping her running in a straight line!

Come on girl, left paw down a bit!

Now, as we mentioned earlier, today is M's Birthday and you all know what happens on birthdays?

All together, on the count of seven hundred and three   1   12      703          Keep UP!

Happy birthday to you
Here's a bucket of poo
Stick it all in your porridge
Happy Birthday to you!

Hey! OTL has been reading the instructions for the new TV and has found a menu to set up 'Voice Commands'! Can you imagine it? OTL will be calling for one program and TM will be calling for cardy stuff, poor TV will give up and explode with too much instructions!

And you thought Alexa was trouble!

Bye bye for now!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

The new TV is arriving today!

Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!

Wot a super sunny day today, shame about the freezing north wind that was blasting in from the arctic!

It was OK when we were in amongst the bushes, they sort of protected us from the wind and we took a second look at the yellow flowers.

Old Two Legs doesn't do flowers and stuff like that so, with all the helpful hints we have decided that the plant is called a 'Laburnumjaponicaforsythiahoneysuckle'!
 

There we go, it's a 'Laburnumjaponicaforsythiahoneysuckle' so everyone is right!

 Now, looking through the trees and the bushes we can see that the ivy is creeping up the tree trunks and OTL has just announced that he knows wot all the trees are.............wood!

He is such a wag!

Yeah, OK, so they are made of wood..........and?

 OTL saw a pigeon making a nest but we think he may be a bit early, like, there are no leaves on the trees to camouflage him and the nest!

Fine views from the top floor!

 The leaves are slowly bursting but the view through the trees is still quite interesting, like, you can see the birds flying through the trees!

OK, who can spot the eagle?

 Once again Holly messed up the rabbit hunt, OTL stopped us from racing ahead and slowly crept up the hill until his head poked over the top of the hill. He had a look and spotted a couple of rabbits and was about to point which way we should run to intercept them when Holly rushed past him and went in the wrong direction!

The trouble with Holly Chops is that she is just won't listen to instructions!
 

I told you to wait didn't I?

 I was not a Happy Puppy, I mean for a couple of seconds we could have had a good chance of nabbing a Bunny Tail for breakfast but because of her all we got was out of breath!

I know she is my sister but there are times I wish I was an only pup!

OK, now for the good news, the TV is about an hour away, well that's what the delivery man said who telephoned OTL a couple of minutes ago. Looking at the clock that is about the time we post this blog, so, you will have to wait until tomorrow before we can show off about the wonderful colours and the screen size and just how fast the valves warm up!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.

A Sunday Drama!

Hi Woofers!

It's Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!

Wot a super sunny day it's been here in North Kent!

Mind you, it has be a little 'Fraught' and I'll tell you all about it!

It starts off yesterday when the TV wouldn't switch on, there was sound coming out but no pictures. So, Old Two Legs, being an all round handy sort of Two Legs played about with the controller and found that nothing happened when he pressed the buttons. So, he did what any TL genius would do and he re booted the whole system.

Well, yesterday it worked and the picture came back an hey presto we could watch TV until late last night when we all went to bed.

Now, next Tuesday is The Missuses Birthday and she is numpity two years old which is a good age for a Two Legs. So, to celebrate she has demanded a load of card manufacturing stuff which she will need on Sunday to follow something on the TV.

So, instead of getting her prezzie on Tuesday she beats OTL up and gets it on Sunday!

No surprises on her birthday!

This morning she set about getting everything ready for this Thingy and switched the TV on.

TV no work, we could hear the voices but no picture!

TM now starts to get into a bit of a panic. OTL starts to get ear ache, us woofers head back to bed where it's safe!

OTL does a reboot and heads off with Holly and I saying that it will probably come on in a while.

Down amongst the bushes we chased a rabbit but lost him and OTL found some Honey Suckle that had blossomed!

Well, we think it's Honey Suckle!

 OTL didn't stick his nose in the bloom, just in case it started his hay fever off early in the year!

We went off sniffing for more rabbits but they had all gone!

Not a sniff to be found!

Back home we found the TV was still unwell, in fact it looked terminal, seriously terminal!

Holly and I were sitting up at the bedroom window watching the world go by when who should be marched out? OTL! Off to get another TV before the appointed hour!

It was an hour later that they returned, without a TV!

Seems that the one they wanted wasn't in stock so OTL had to pay for it and have it delivered on Monday.

We will be looking forward to getting all set up for Monday evening viewing and we will have to have a DVD selected to prove it is as good at the sales man says it is!

Lunchtime we took May and Eric out for a run and being Sunday there were loads of TL's walking out in the sunshine. Of course there were those who wanted to play with the ferrets and stroke them and have their picture taken holding May or Eric!

The best part of the walk was meeting up with some of our mates.

Yo Scruff! How's yer Woofing!

 Scruffs mate was with him and we call him Yappy, now Yappy thinks OTL is great and always comes to him for a cuddle!

Yo OTL!

 So, here we are, the only TV is in OTL's office and TM has to watch TV on her computer. Us woofers reckon it's a good thing to have a bit of peace and quiet for a while!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.

A Binge Day today!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!

You know, we just love Saturdays, I mean, we get up at the normal time but when we are out walking Old Two Legs lets us choose where we want to go.

Sometimes we go across the grass land and down to the sea shore and other times we decide to go through the forest and in and out of the bushes.

Take today, Holly decided to chase a rabbit, only she couldn't find a rabbit even though she had a good ferret around the bushes!

We did however find a Hawthorn tree with the blossom still on and traces of blossom that had fallen onto the ground!

Come on, have a dance in the blossom petals!

Holly reckons she is dancing over the petals but I reckon it could be better described a 'Lolloping'!

Still, it did look pretty!

The Blossom, not Holly's dancing!

OTL didn't have his big camera with him just the phone with a camera built in and he got close enough to take this shot.

Not bad for OTL!

Now, as you know, OTL was up the village hall doing some glue slapping and we got a message on the phone.........'Rosie is here'!

Well, when we told Wendy she got all excited at the prospect of having a cuddle from Rosie!

Lunchtime we took both Monty and Wendy out for a walk but we didn't go chasing any rabbits!

Wendy was in a rush to get back to the village hall to see Rosie and by the time we got there, Wendy was all worn out!

Mind you, that didn't stop Wendy and Monty from getting a cuddle!

Back home OTL gave us a brush to help get rid of the knots  in our hair and he even managed to give Hollies dew claw a trim, normally Holly goes potty 'cos like me, she doesn't like her claws being cut!

Horrid thing to happen!

All this attention means that a bath and a hair cut is looming on the horizon together with a blow dry from that horrid jet powered blaster!

Yuk!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.

P.S.  We binged out of the Game of Thrones recordings and have almost caught up with the latest episodes!

More Guarding Duties!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret back with you again!

We have been busy today, It starts off with us getting a run along the sea shore and into the woods. There were loads of sniffs and we even found a dead rat!

Hey! there is some rabbit poo here!  Never mind that, I've found a dead rat under this bush!

 Old Two Legs wouldn't let us play with the poo or the rat, he's no fun any more!

We spotted more catkins bursting out!

 We were going to run up the hill but OTL held us back and crept up ahead of us, stopped, looked over the top of the hill and gave our secret call which says there is a rabbit or two just ahead of him!

Well, we were off like a couple of puppy rockets and chased these rabbits all the way down the hill and into the bushes!

Then we lost them!

I'm sure they went in here!

 After Holly and I had a ferret about we decided that they had got away and we should rejoin OTL but Holly was limping a bit. It seems that she managed to pick up a thorn in her paw and OTL had to spend some time digging it out!

It's a good job OTL knows how to pull these thorns out or Holly would be limping all the way home!

Back on the football field we met up with a big soppy woofer who wanted a game but his Two Legs wouldn't let him loose.

We think the TL is a bit of a grumpy 'cos OTL normally has to say 'Good Morning' at least twice before he answers!

I've been told not to talk to other woofers!

 For most of the day OTL has either been working or cleaning Ferret Cages! However, we were left in charge when he went off to see one of his customers, so, we managed to woof at everyone who came close to the front of the house, that was until everyone came back home, The Missus included!

Tomorrow TM is off to her glue sloshing, so we have a relaxing day ahead of us and we have promised to go easy on the nibbles, well Holly has anyway!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Heart Broken OTL!

Hello Woofers!

It's us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

The weather has been the same as yesterday, a slight breeze, a bit of a chill and slightly damp under paw!

Yesterday we left the ferrets at home and Old Two Legs took the camera out with him but today both Eric and May were wide awake and climbing up the cage waiting to go out with us!

So, the only camera was on OTL's phone.

We had to look hard to find some interesting shots but this one we reckon to be quite pretty, I mean, it looks like a fairy archway!

A Fairy Arch but we don't see any Fairies!

 The buds we saw yesterday were busting out all over and you could see the leaves slowly unwrapping themselves!

It's OK busting out but this going around in circles makes me dizzy!

 On some plants you could see that the leaves were almost in shape to start working!

Now, just a flutter and it'll be fully open!

OTL got a message from the vets to collect the pills for May and the prescription for Holly and I.

Poor lad came back sobbing, his wallet was all worn out!

Still, us woofers will be OK for the next six months or so!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

It's The Pill time!

Hi Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Well, I hope you were all up early this morning to enjoy a dance around the garden to celebrate the Spring Equinox?

Holly, The Missus and I were up around four but we didn't see TM dancing around the garden, I think that it was 'cos Old Two Legs told her last night that if she went out prancing around the garden in her night dress she would scare all the Floggs and the Neyburzz!

We headed off early for our morning walk and today we left the ferrets in bed except for Eric who got up for a slurp of Ferretone before going back to bed to give Miss May a cuddle!

Mind you, the sunrise wasn't that impressive!

Not really impressive!

 What was impressive is the stuff that has started to bloom. We came across these buds bursting and some lichen getting some Spring colour!

Spring is busting out all over!

 There were some other buds bursting but we don't know the name of this tree!

Here is a quandary, wot's this plant?

 Now, we know wot this is, it's a Catkin!

Well, it looks like one and already the insects hare having a feast on the pollen!

Luverly Grub!

 As OTL brought the big camera with us we were able to get a good shot of the fort in the middle of the river!

Anyone there?

 Wot was pretty was the Daffy Dillies that were steaming along and getting the blooms out!

More Daffy Dillies along the path!

 Holly and I went looking for that rabbit but it stayed tucked up in bed, wimp!

OTL dropped into the vets to get a prescription all the medication we need, just before we left home TM asked him if he had his handkerchief with him, just to mop up the tears!

Silly TM, OTL doesn't have to pay until Friday!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

A Rabbit, a Splosh, a sniff and a good roll!

Hi Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Wot a good day it's been today, you know life can be really good when you meet up with a scaredy rabbit who forgets where his warren is and ends up tearing around the field with two Super Terrier Woofers half an inch from his tail!

We missed the sunrise but there was a little glow in the sky but nothing too exciting!

A half an hour earlier and it might have been good!

 I'll be glad when Old Two Legs gets the small camera repaired but he is using the camera in the mobile phone, so, not bad but could do better if he had an instruction manual!

OK for a landscape but wot we need is a real camera!

 Yesterday Monty and Wendy came out with us at lunchtime but today OTL said that is was Eric and May's turn today.

Eric is always a little slow in getting going but he does like sitting in the ferret bag and looking out over the rim of the bag!

OK, can I get back into the bag now?

On the other paw, Miss May just loves the out doors and she was rolling in the grass and even digging at the mole hills!

May does walk a lot further than Eric but towards the end of the walk sh gets a little tired, so it is up to Eric to walk along side May until OTL picks her up for a little carry.

Out of my way, I sniff Moles!

One good thing, I managed to get a 'Deep Paddle' today! Before OTL could do anything I was down the beach and straight into the water. It was a bit muddy but I haven't had a chance of a dip for ages!

Now, paws up, how many of you know that it is the Spring Equinox tomorrow? Now I want you all up early, dressed in you finest Equinox Robes and we can all dance around the garden scaring the Neyburzz!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Monday Fun!

Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!

Poor old Archie Babe with his sore paw, good trick not telling them which one it is!

Wot Archie Babe needs is loads of nibbles, cuddles and treats, just to help his paw get better!

We had Google and found The Wild Duck but didn't see Auntie Sue in the car park but the pictures of the food looks good!

Today we got chicken served up and it did taste good!

Before we got that tasty dish we went out for our morning stroll through the woods and then when we got to the grassy patch we found not only a super sniff...........

Not bad for a morning sniff!

 We found some Daffy Dills blooming!

One out with more on the way!

 Lunchtime we took Wendy and Monty out for a walk. Old Two Legs had seen a window in the rain clouds and although it was wet on the ground, the rain kept away while we were out!

Well, it gives the ground a wash!

 Monty and Wendy haven't been out with us for a while and have been getting lazy so climbing up the steps caused them some difficulty!

Anyone give us a paw up!

 Miss Wendy took a running jump but it was still a bit of a scramble!

Anyone got a ladder?

Once they were up they enjoyed a run all the way back to the car!

Of course, May and Eric showed off rotten 'cos they wanted to get out for a run but OTL promised them a run tomorrow, providing of course, it doesn't rain!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.

Busy Busy Busy!

Hi Woofers!

No we haven't got lost!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret are here again!

Now, what day is it? Sunday? Yes, Sunday, now what happened to Saturday. Well, The Missus went off to her glue sloshing bash at the village hall while we sat down to enjoy some 'Together Time' with Old Two Legs.

Poor old duffer has been over worked this last week and we decided that he could have some time off this weekend, so, Saturday we were out nice and early for our run along the sea shore.

Too late to see the sunrise!

 Then, back home Holly and I had our 'after get up snooze' while OTL cleaned the cages out and other stuff to do with making it all tidy!

By the time he finished it was just about time to go out for the lunchtime walkies!

A Magpie on look out duty!

We got back and got the nibbles out and watched the recordings of the Game of Thrones!

You know, eating all those nibbles sort of filled us up and both Holly and I needed a rest just to let our tummies settle down before eating the chicken!

I think I've got the Grumblies!

Mind you, I didn't feel too good either, I didn't get the grumblies but I did suffer from a little wind!

I promise I won't have so many next time!

Now, Sunday, OTL decided to do some 'Deep Cleaning of the ferret cages but only managed to do one, Monty and Wendy's cage. Now we are not saying it was seriously grubby but  it hasn't been 'Deep Cleaned' for some time and to give you an idea of what it was like, the whole cage was dismantled and cleaned using the high pressure hose OTL normally reserves for cleaning the car or blasting the gunge off the paving slabs in the garden!

Well, to give you and idea of just how deep the clean was, it took all day to do just one ferret cage!

Holly and I went off to have a 'Cage Cleaning Snooze' and Monty & Wendy got transferred to the 'Holiday Cage' while OTL got busy!

You know he could have put the big bed in here!

 Well, it's all done now and we are off for some food, Doggy Scoff!

After all those nibbles yesterday I thing I might even forget the scoff tonight!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.