Hi Woofers!
Here are the Champions again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!
Wot a horrid day it's been! It was dark and wet this morning and later it was wet and dark then it changed to being light and wet and windy!
We went out for a walk but the ferrets decided to stay in their warm beds while Holly and I got damp!
When we got back from our walk we found Eric and Miss Wendy polishing their rosettes! Miss May said she had cleaned hers this morning before Old Two Legs had even got out of bed!
Monty has been full of fun today, he has been chasing Wendy around the house and Dooking his tail off. Then, when Wendy went to hide in the sofa, Monty started to chase OTL as he cleaned their cage!
In the end the cage cleaning was forgotten and both Wendy and Monty decided to bet up OTL!
I'm afraid that photography was out today, wot wiv the rain and the lack of colour made it all look yuk! The clouds were all flat and grey with no 'interesting' shapes!
Back at home we crept under OTL's desk and snoozed the afternoon away!
Eric came out and OTL took him for a run around in the bedroom, mind you, he shut the door so Eric couldn't get out and also to keep us out!
I must admit, Eric looks and feel all super soft and fluffy in his winter coat!
Miss Wendy is getting fluffy as well! May is a little fluffier than normal but nothing like Eric.
OTL says he loves cuddling Eric and tickling the back of his neck!
I think that there is Doggy Scoff today, that means we will have to do some serious investigations when OTL gets his dinner!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!
The life and times of Daisy & her late sister Holly and their efforts to confound Old Two Legs. Helped along by a family of Ferrets who are studying to become full time Woofers!
Monday, 26 November 2018
Sunday, 25 November 2018
We are The Champions, We are The Champions, no time for Losers!
Hi Woofers!
The Champions are here, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!
Well, what a day yesterday!
There we were, woken up early, washed, brushed and walked. The ferrets were given the last check over before climbing into their travelling cage and were loaded up into the car together with the hampers that the Allhallows Croppers had kindly donated. In the dark of the morning we set off towards Harrietsham Village Hall. You know, there were loads of ferrets there already, cages all festooned with Christmas decorations and lights.
We got settled down and Holly and I were given the job of 'Stewards' to make sure the ferrets stayed in line and didn't get mixed up when their names were called for judging!
Old Two Legs had entered Eric and Monty into the Pastel Polecat Hob section, Miss May went in for the 'Silver Jill' and the 'Veteran' sections while Wendy was in the 'Coloured Jill' section.
Those were the 'Serious' sections, of course there were other serious sections like Albino Hob & Jill and Polecat & Sandy Hob, then the Kits and Angora ferrets!
There was one section for 'Young Handlers' and OTL was the Judge on that one, mind you, he didn't get a badge like wot we did!
It took almost all day to get the judging done cos there were loads of ferrets, so, while we were all waiting to be called, there was a section called 'Fun Games' and this involved shoving a ferret in one end of a cloth tube and seeing wot ferret got out of the tube first!
Well, Eric was first and on the word 'Go' off he went, problem was, he got tired half way down the tube and decided to have a snooze!
Failed! No more racing for Eric!
Next Monty was into the tube and he came out second!
Onto the next round.
This time Monty started off well but sort of stopped half way down the tube. This allowed the ferret next door, a big , big ferret to get into Monty's tube and chase him back down the tube again!
This scared Monty, cos he's only a little ferret, until he grows up a bit!
OTL rescued little Monty, just in time, so after that the ferrets didn't bother with the Fun Games and instead took a tour of the ferret cages, blowing raspberries at the other ferrets and calling out 'Loser!' to them!
We had Missy Sue and Michael and Margaret visit us and check out the ferrets, it was good fun to see them and Michael took loads of pictures of us all! Missy Sue stuck her finger into a ferrets face and got a nip for her mistake! Still, you can't say you are a ferret person until you have got the scars to proove it!
OTL cleaned her finger and stuck a plaster on it!
Late in the afternoon the awards were announced.
The Fun Games went first and prizes were handed out to the winners and then the 'Christmas Cage'!
After that the 'Serious Stuff' got going!
Miss May got second place in he Veteran section, she was dead chuffed about that one!
Next, Miss Wendy got First Place in the 'Coloured Jill Section'! FIRST PLACE! She was jumping about all over the place cos that is the first prize she has ever won!
Next it was Eric, he was given First Place in the 'Pastel Polecat Hob' section. You should have seen him, he was strutting about doing his Ferret Dance stuff all over the cage!
It was a super time we all had and like Michael said, 'This is the start of Christmas!
We had nothing to do but to pack it all up and head off for home.
Monty said that he had been taking notice of all what was going on and next year he reckons he will be getting his own prize!
So, at home we have the rosettes pinned up on the cages and Holly and I were allowed to pin our rosettes up there as well!
Last night the ferrets were partying almost all night long, we could hear them singing and dancing and making a terrible racket! It was at least four in the morning before they packed up and headed for bed!
Today they have been tucked up in their beds snoozing the day away, well, looking good all the time can be so tiring, as Holly and I know so well!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!
The Champions are here, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!
Well, what a day yesterday!
There we were, woken up early, washed, brushed and walked. The ferrets were given the last check over before climbing into their travelling cage and were loaded up into the car together with the hampers that the Allhallows Croppers had kindly donated. In the dark of the morning we set off towards Harrietsham Village Hall. You know, there were loads of ferrets there already, cages all festooned with Christmas decorations and lights.
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| So, where is Santa? |
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| Of course, I was made 'Chief Steward' while Holly provided the 'Weight'! |
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| Oi! You! Get back in line or I'll send Holly over to you! |
Those were the 'Serious' sections, of course there were other serious sections like Albino Hob & Jill and Polecat & Sandy Hob, then the Kits and Angora ferrets!
There was one section for 'Young Handlers' and OTL was the Judge on that one, mind you, he didn't get a badge like wot we did!
It took almost all day to get the judging done cos there were loads of ferrets, so, while we were all waiting to be called, there was a section called 'Fun Games' and this involved shoving a ferret in one end of a cloth tube and seeing wot ferret got out of the tube first!
Well, Eric was first and on the word 'Go' off he went, problem was, he got tired half way down the tube and decided to have a snooze!
Failed! No more racing for Eric!
Next Monty was into the tube and he came out second!
Onto the next round.
This time Monty started off well but sort of stopped half way down the tube. This allowed the ferret next door, a big , big ferret to get into Monty's tube and chase him back down the tube again!
This scared Monty, cos he's only a little ferret, until he grows up a bit!
OTL rescued little Monty, just in time, so after that the ferrets didn't bother with the Fun Games and instead took a tour of the ferret cages, blowing raspberries at the other ferrets and calling out 'Loser!' to them!
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| Hello Losers! |
OTL cleaned her finger and stuck a plaster on it!
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| But I don't like saying Cheeeese! |
The Fun Games went first and prizes were handed out to the winners and then the 'Christmas Cage'!
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| All very pretty but is is Poo Proof? |
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| A Table full of Dreams! |
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| It's May wot won the Veteran Section, not OTL! |
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| Miss Wendy's First Prize! |
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| This one is for Eric! |
We had nothing to do but to pack it all up and head off for home.
Monty said that he had been taking notice of all what was going on and next year he reckons he will be getting his own prize!
So, at home we have the rosettes pinned up on the cages and Holly and I were allowed to pin our rosettes up there as well!
Last night the ferrets were partying almost all night long, we could hear them singing and dancing and making a terrible racket! It was at least four in the morning before they packed up and headed for bed!
Today they have been tucked up in their beds snoozing the day away, well, looking good all the time can be so tiring, as Holly and I know so well!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!
Friday, 23 November 2018
Getting ready!
Hi Woofers!
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!
We were out this morning at our normal time and it was so dark that we thought Old Two Legs had got out an hour too early!
It was terrible, dark, no sunrise in fact it was horrid!
The only good thing was the temperature, it was warmish and to be honest, rather pleasant!
Too dark for any sort of photograph but Eric got his run in the dark and was diving into the grass pretending he was chasing a Niffler!
Back home we let OTL get on with the 'Friday Jobs' on the computer, after he had cleared all the cages!
After a relaxing morning we were out again and other than being a bit lighter, it was all the same as this morning!
Both Monty and Wendy were hiding in the ferret bag but got out when we got to the Sea Wall, then, after a few minutes they were off heading back to the car!
This afternoon we have been getting the travelling cages ready for tomorrow, beds and water bottles and food bowls and paper to poo on!
We decided to leave the Christmas Decorations out of the cages, well, we don't want to distract the ferrets from getting ready but when it comes to the games we will be entering Monty and Eric in such games as 'The Fastest Ferret out of a Bag'!
We are off now to get an early night as we have to get up early tomorrow.
Bye bye for now.
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!
We were out this morning at our normal time and it was so dark that we thought Old Two Legs had got out an hour too early!
It was terrible, dark, no sunrise in fact it was horrid!
The only good thing was the temperature, it was warmish and to be honest, rather pleasant!
Too dark for any sort of photograph but Eric got his run in the dark and was diving into the grass pretending he was chasing a Niffler!
Back home we let OTL get on with the 'Friday Jobs' on the computer, after he had cleared all the cages!
After a relaxing morning we were out again and other than being a bit lighter, it was all the same as this morning!
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| Do you believe in Deja vu?....Dunno, didn't you ask me that yesterday? |
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| Come on, it's this way, I can sniff Eric! |
We decided to leave the Christmas Decorations out of the cages, well, we don't want to distract the ferrets from getting ready but when it comes to the games we will be entering Monty and Eric in such games as 'The Fastest Ferret out of a Bag'!
We are off now to get an early night as we have to get up early tomorrow.
Bye bye for now.
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.
Thursday, 22 November 2018
Cattle Racks, Eye Balls and Plawn Clackers!
Hi Woofers!
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here at last!
Sorry about yesterdays report but we had a very busy day. It started well, well we were up early and that's OK 'cos we caught the sun rise. Not the most dramatic shot but better than nothing.
Another thing we saw was a Kestrel looking for some lunch but we didn't see him pick anything up.
When we got back from our walk, we were packed off to our Day Bed while The Missus and Old Two Legs set off for the hospital!
Hospital? Wot's going on?
Well, I was straight up and on the computer and the calendar!
It was then I saw the note......'TM to Hospital for Eye Ball Op'
That was it, off to get her Cattle Racks sorted!
OTL dropped her off at the hospital and then headed off to the Car Menders. It seems that one of the Dipped Beam lights had given up working, not good especially when it's dark in the morning and in the evening!
He could have done it himself but firstly he didn't have a bulb and secondly he couldn't get his big paw in the hole to change the bulb!
So, he gets down the menders who ask him to go to the spares department and purchase a bulb and hand the bulb to the Service Department who will arrange to change the faulty bulb!
I know, I would have thought that Service Department would have had bulbs in stock but who am I to criticise, I'm only a woofer!
Well, he gets it changed and they charged him for the bulb but the fitting was free!
After that he got back to the hospital expecting to see TM slurping Coffee and Biscuits and with a patch over her eye.
When he went into the Reception there was no TM so he settles down in a comfortable chair, close to the warm air heating and set about reading his book. About three hours later TM was on the phone asking where he was 'cos she was all done and ready for home.
That was it, the Cattle Rack in one eye was gone and a new bit shoved in. It was funny looking at her 'cos she had an indelible ink 'Arrow' drawn on her forehead pointing to the eye that was to be worked on, High Tech Stuff!
Because it was late they decided to get a Chinese Takeaway on the way home!
Plawn Clackers, King Plawns, Chicken Strips!
Yeah!
We couldn't give TM a big Licky Kiss when she got back so instead we helped her eat the Chinese!
This morning we all woke up late and we were a whole hour late getting out. This means we met up with all the 'Late Woofers', most of who we know but that means poor Eric had to be picked up to stop becoming a woofers breakfast!
The wind had dropped but it was rather foggy out to sea.
Today, TM has decided that she is going to have a 'Quiet Day' which means she is going to sit on the sofa and watch TV and all her crafting DVD's!
Lunchtime we were out again with Monty and Wendy down on the Sea Front but before we go OTL has to wake the ferrets, they do like their snooze!
Miss Wendy is the worse for this, she can fall asleep as quickly as a sniff!
Waking her up is another matter!
Once they they got to the place where they normally get out of the ferret bag they had just woken up!
However, waking up and getting moving is another thing!
Monty is quicker at getting going and while waiting for Wendy to catch up.
When we got back to the football field there were signs that the moles had been digging again. Monty decided to have a poke in the latest pile of mole diggings.
He could sniff mole but there was no sign of the little devil!
TM's eye ball is still sore but the drops OTL is dripping into her eye is slowly making it better although the drops should last at least a month!
We are getting excited about the Harrietsham Ferret Show and all of the ferrets get an 'Inspection' every morning, ears, claws and butt!
See you all tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here at last!
Sorry about yesterdays report but we had a very busy day. It started well, well we were up early and that's OK 'cos we caught the sun rise. Not the most dramatic shot but better than nothing.
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| Sheerness in the morning! |
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| Looking for lunch! |
Hospital? Wot's going on?
Well, I was straight up and on the computer and the calendar!
It was then I saw the note......'TM to Hospital for Eye Ball Op'
That was it, off to get her Cattle Racks sorted!
OTL dropped her off at the hospital and then headed off to the Car Menders. It seems that one of the Dipped Beam lights had given up working, not good especially when it's dark in the morning and in the evening!
He could have done it himself but firstly he didn't have a bulb and secondly he couldn't get his big paw in the hole to change the bulb!
So, he gets down the menders who ask him to go to the spares department and purchase a bulb and hand the bulb to the Service Department who will arrange to change the faulty bulb!
I know, I would have thought that Service Department would have had bulbs in stock but who am I to criticise, I'm only a woofer!
Well, he gets it changed and they charged him for the bulb but the fitting was free!
After that he got back to the hospital expecting to see TM slurping Coffee and Biscuits and with a patch over her eye.
When he went into the Reception there was no TM so he settles down in a comfortable chair, close to the warm air heating and set about reading his book. About three hours later TM was on the phone asking where he was 'cos she was all done and ready for home.
That was it, the Cattle Rack in one eye was gone and a new bit shoved in. It was funny looking at her 'cos she had an indelible ink 'Arrow' drawn on her forehead pointing to the eye that was to be worked on, High Tech Stuff!
Because it was late they decided to get a Chinese Takeaway on the way home!
Plawn Clackers, King Plawns, Chicken Strips!
Yeah!
We couldn't give TM a big Licky Kiss when she got back so instead we helped her eat the Chinese!
This morning we all woke up late and we were a whole hour late getting out. This means we met up with all the 'Late Woofers', most of who we know but that means poor Eric had to be picked up to stop becoming a woofers breakfast!
The wind had dropped but it was rather foggy out to sea.
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| I think I prefer it when they have all gone, I mean, how does a girl get a private sniff! |
Lunchtime we were out again with Monty and Wendy down on the Sea Front but before we go OTL has to wake the ferrets, they do like their snooze!
Miss Wendy is the worse for this, she can fall asleep as quickly as a sniff!
Waking her up is another matter!
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| Jus' five minutes more? |
However, waking up and getting moving is another thing!
Monty is quicker at getting going and while waiting for Wendy to catch up.
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| No, it's a Woofer Sniff, the ferret sniffs are further up the path! |
He could sniff mole but there was no sign of the little devil!
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| Come on, out you come or I'll get the woofers to dig you out! |
We are getting excited about the Harrietsham Ferret Show and all of the ferrets get an 'Inspection' every morning, ears, claws and butt!
See you all tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.
Tuesday, 20 November 2018
It's a YUK Day!
Hi Woofers!
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!
Well, today the Winter has started, howling gale coming in off the North Sea, horizontal rain and Holly was first back to the car!
We didn't take Eric out this morning 'cos when we looked out of the window it was raining, in fact Holly and I were discussing if we should make do with a wee in garden!
Old Two Legs called up the Rain Radar program and spotted a 'Window' in the wet, so off we went!
You know, that OTL can be quite clever sometimes and this time we were wiping the windscreen on the way there but it stopped as we got out of the car.
We did our business and just as we were pulling out of the car park, it started to rain again!
Skill or luck?
Lunchtime it was the same, no ferrets and another 'Window' in the rain!
Us woofers got left behind as OTL and The Missus went out for couple of hours and left the Woofer Brigade to guard the house!
We made sure that all the Nargles, Nifflers and Dodgy Dealers were kept away and we also woofed at anyone who walked past the front of the house!
Tonight OTL has been promised some Bacon and Mushroom Rolls! Now, do we love bacon and mushroom? I mean, has a woofer got a nose!
We shall be there to help OTL sort out the tasty bits!
The ferrets have had another ear cleaning session and Miss May is now looking dead smart.
Eric's coat is super soft and fluffy and Monty is settling down to looking smooth all over!
Miss Wendy has clean ears but we do have to watch her back side and I can see OTL taking the Baby Wipes to give her a polish before the judging takes place!
Everyone has nice clean teeth except Miss Wendy who has a brown tooth, not that it worries her 'cos she has had it ever since she arrived here.
Claws are all trimmed and rounded off, so, all we need now is for the judges to do the right thing!
We're off now to inspect the bacon!
See you tomorrow.
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!
Well, today the Winter has started, howling gale coming in off the North Sea, horizontal rain and Holly was first back to the car!
We didn't take Eric out this morning 'cos when we looked out of the window it was raining, in fact Holly and I were discussing if we should make do with a wee in garden!
Old Two Legs called up the Rain Radar program and spotted a 'Window' in the wet, so off we went!
You know, that OTL can be quite clever sometimes and this time we were wiping the windscreen on the way there but it stopped as we got out of the car.
We did our business and just as we were pulling out of the car park, it started to rain again!
Skill or luck?
Lunchtime it was the same, no ferrets and another 'Window' in the rain!
Us woofers got left behind as OTL and The Missus went out for couple of hours and left the Woofer Brigade to guard the house!
We made sure that all the Nargles, Nifflers and Dodgy Dealers were kept away and we also woofed at anyone who walked past the front of the house!
Tonight OTL has been promised some Bacon and Mushroom Rolls! Now, do we love bacon and mushroom? I mean, has a woofer got a nose!
We shall be there to help OTL sort out the tasty bits!
The ferrets have had another ear cleaning session and Miss May is now looking dead smart.
Eric's coat is super soft and fluffy and Monty is settling down to looking smooth all over!
Miss Wendy has clean ears but we do have to watch her back side and I can see OTL taking the Baby Wipes to give her a polish before the judging takes place!
Everyone has nice clean teeth except Miss Wendy who has a brown tooth, not that it worries her 'cos she has had it ever since she arrived here.
Claws are all trimmed and rounded off, so, all we need now is for the judges to do the right thing!
We're off now to inspect the bacon!
See you tomorrow.
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.
Monday, 19 November 2018
It's here, Horizontal Rain!
Hi Woofers!
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret back with you again!
Well, it looks like winter time is beginning, we could tell that by the wind and rain that has arrived today!
We were out at our normal time this morning and the wind was blowing in off the sea, so that means it is an easterly wind. Eric was dug out of his nice warm ferret bag and placed on the ground so he cold have a run.
He ran.
Straight up Old Two Legs leg and into the ferret bag!
Holly and I got involved with a sniff and didn't realise the wind was coming around the bushes and just a couple of steps took us from 'Not too Bad' to 'Woofin Heck that's Chilly!'
Even though it was dark, we decided not to hang about and were quick to head back to the car.
Holly was the first to go and we both got back to the car before OTL had crossed the field!
It was good to get back and we were soon wrapped up in a blanket and snoozing!
Now, OTL has been preparing the ferrets getting them ready for this weekends Ferret Show.
Just in case you have forgotten, it is being run by the Harrietsham Ferret Rescue.
Best of all, there is no entrance charge and you will be able to buy more raffle tickets with the money you have saved by not paying an entrance fee!
So, this Saturday we will be all done up in our finest bib and tucker to look our best.
OTL has been trimming the ferrets claws and has been checking the ferrets ears for any sign of wax. The judges just love clean ears!
Miss Wendy has a habit of sometimes dipping her tail in her poo so has to get a 'Bum Wipe' before going for judging!
It will be Eric and Monty's first Ferret Show and they may also meet up with some old mates from their time at the Ferret Rescue!
Lunchtime came and off we went with both Wendy and Monty this time. It was the same as this morning, stop for a sniff and then take two steps back and.......
Monty and Wendy were dug out of the bag for a run but as soon as they caught the wind, it was straight up OTL's leg and back in the bag!
So much for the exercise!
When we got to the top of the hill we could see the rain heading our way, so, that was it, the quickest wee we had done today and back to the car.
By the time we had got back to the car the rain was cleaning the car while Holly and I hid around the other side of the car to the wind!
Back home and into our beds under OTL's desk!
If we are lucky, we should be getting chicken tonight!
Claws crossed!
I think I'll head down and see what's cooking!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret back with you again!
Well, it looks like winter time is beginning, we could tell that by the wind and rain that has arrived today!
We were out at our normal time this morning and the wind was blowing in off the sea, so that means it is an easterly wind. Eric was dug out of his nice warm ferret bag and placed on the ground so he cold have a run.
He ran.
Straight up Old Two Legs leg and into the ferret bag!
Holly and I got involved with a sniff and didn't realise the wind was coming around the bushes and just a couple of steps took us from 'Not too Bad' to 'Woofin Heck that's Chilly!'
Even though it was dark, we decided not to hang about and were quick to head back to the car.
Holly was the first to go and we both got back to the car before OTL had crossed the field!
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| That's, I'm off back to the car! |
Now, OTL has been preparing the ferrets getting them ready for this weekends Ferret Show.
Just in case you have forgotten, it is being run by the Harrietsham Ferret Rescue.
- 24 November at 10:00–18:00
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set up starts 9:00am
Best of all, there is no entrance charge and you will be able to buy more raffle tickets with the money you have saved by not paying an entrance fee!
So, this Saturday we will be all done up in our finest bib and tucker to look our best.
OTL has been trimming the ferrets claws and has been checking the ferrets ears for any sign of wax. The judges just love clean ears!
Miss Wendy has a habit of sometimes dipping her tail in her poo so has to get a 'Bum Wipe' before going for judging!
It will be Eric and Monty's first Ferret Show and they may also meet up with some old mates from their time at the Ferret Rescue!
Lunchtime came and off we went with both Wendy and Monty this time. It was the same as this morning, stop for a sniff and then take two steps back and.......
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| Hey! The wind is over here! |
So much for the exercise!
When we got to the top of the hill we could see the rain heading our way, so, that was it, the quickest wee we had done today and back to the car.
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| Here comes the horizontal rain! |
Back home and into our beds under OTL's desk!
If we are lucky, we should be getting chicken tonight!
Claws crossed!
I think I'll head down and see what's cooking!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.
Sunday, 18 November 2018
Revenge!
Hi Woofers!
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!
We love Sundays, take today, we got up a whole hours later than normal!
The sun was up and in the sky with just a little 'after glow' on the horizon.
Eric came out but because it was rather a cold wind from the east, he stayed in the ferret bag until we got back to the football field and only then did he get down for a little run!
Lunchtime it was still windy but not so cold. Wendy and Monty came out and Wendy even got a cuddle from a little Two Legs who knew they were ferrets!
The wind had swung around so it was coming in off the sea, so that chills the air but when we got out of the wind it was rather nice.
The tide was on the turn and was heading back out again.
Now, you know Old Two Legs has promised to let us help him have a hair cut and trim his beard?
Well, he has and this afternoon we sat on his desk, next to him, and told him which bit to cut off!
We started off by getting him to shave a strip from front to back so he looks like a Mohican in reverse!
Next we got him to chop off the sides down to the bottom of his ears!
One sneaky thing he did was to keep the setting the same so we couldn't get him to be really bald in places!
So, in the end we managed to get it back to looking at least half way sensible!
We are expecting The Missus to come back tonight, not sure what time but when ever it is OTL has got to fetch her from The Cat Woman's house.
We are off to see what OTL has dished up today, I think it may be Doggy Scoff but we are hungry enough to eat it!
See you tomorrow.
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!
We love Sundays, take today, we got up a whole hours later than normal!
The sun was up and in the sky with just a little 'after glow' on the horizon.
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| OK, so we are late, but it's Sunday! |
Lunchtime it was still windy but not so cold. Wendy and Monty came out and Wendy even got a cuddle from a little Two Legs who knew they were ferrets!
The wind had swung around so it was coming in off the sea, so that chills the air but when we got out of the wind it was rather nice.
The tide was on the turn and was heading back out again.
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| Bye bye sea! |
Well, he has and this afternoon we sat on his desk, next to him, and told him which bit to cut off!
We started off by getting him to shave a strip from front to back so he looks like a Mohican in reverse!
Next we got him to chop off the sides down to the bottom of his ears!
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| Sort of half Mutton Chops! |
So, in the end we managed to get it back to looking at least half way sensible!
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| That's better, all back together again! |
We are off to see what OTL has dished up today, I think it may be Doggy Scoff but we are hungry enough to eat it!
See you tomorrow.
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.
Saturday, 17 November 2018
Bald as a Babies Bum!
Hello Woofers!
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!
Well, it didn't rain today!
However, we still got wet! I'll tell you about that in a mo!
We beat the sun this morning and only managed a little bit of sun, not enough to get excited about!
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| Well, it's there but sort of hiding! |
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| Come on girls, look on the bright side, Nargles can't hid in the cut grass! |
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| I don't care, I'm not moving until I know the way is clear! |
Our lunchtime walk was fun. Holly stood up to a couple of big Rottweilers and told them to 'Woof Off' then she said that she looked slimmer than me just 'cos she had been shaved!
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| You'll never look smaller than me, your butt gives you away! |
The Missus is having a good time on her 'Retreat' loads of booze and nibbles!
Sounds like us!
I'm off to see if the chicken is done yet, see you tomorrow.
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.
Friday, 16 November 2018
Oh Wot a Damp Day!
Hi Woofers!
It's Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!
I must admit, today has not been one of my favourite days, I mean, it has been damp, cloudy and grey looking all day!
Couple that with the fact that The Missus left us a bowl of Doggy Scoff instead of our chicken!
Today is Chicken Day and wot do we get? Scoff!!
We have decided that we are not going to give TM cuddles any more and the ferrets are joining us by withdrawing cuddles as well!
Old Two Legs has promised us some chicken tomorrow and we can have it all warm and greasy as well!
Just how we like it!
Eric came out with us this morning but it was not his sort of weather and he kept jumping up OTL's leg to get a cuddle and a lift!
I will admit, if he wasn't cuddling Eric I might have tried to blag a lift as well!
Lunchtime we didn't even ask Wendy and Monty if they wanted to come out 'cos they were tucked up in their sleeping quarters with a sign hanging over the door..........NO THANKS!
Where they have cut the grass along the sea front, there is loads of weed leaves with little spikes on that get tangled up in our hair and it takes OTL ages to get rid of it all. Maybe a hair cut is the answer!
On the way back to the car OTL stopped by the beach to let Holly and I have a race on the sand playing 'Chase The Woofer'!
Of course it was Holly who chased me and I am much faster than Holly, so I kept wining!
Still it was a good game and we haven't been on the beach for some time 'cos Holly gets an infection in her eyes cos she likes to plough the beach with her nose and of course the sand then gets in her eyes and it's off to the vet to spend a fortune, well, OTL's fortune!
This weekend should be fun, no TM, so, paws up on the sofa, crumbs from the nibbles all over the place. Plus we can watch whatever we want on the TV!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.
It's Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!
I must admit, today has not been one of my favourite days, I mean, it has been damp, cloudy and grey looking all day!
Couple that with the fact that The Missus left us a bowl of Doggy Scoff instead of our chicken!
Today is Chicken Day and wot do we get? Scoff!!
We have decided that we are not going to give TM cuddles any more and the ferrets are joining us by withdrawing cuddles as well!
Old Two Legs has promised us some chicken tomorrow and we can have it all warm and greasy as well!
Just how we like it!
Eric came out with us this morning but it was not his sort of weather and he kept jumping up OTL's leg to get a cuddle and a lift!
I will admit, if he wasn't cuddling Eric I might have tried to blag a lift as well!
Lunchtime we didn't even ask Wendy and Monty if they wanted to come out 'cos they were tucked up in their sleeping quarters with a sign hanging over the door..........NO THANKS!
Where they have cut the grass along the sea front, there is loads of weed leaves with little spikes on that get tangled up in our hair and it takes OTL ages to get rid of it all. Maybe a hair cut is the answer!
On the way back to the car OTL stopped by the beach to let Holly and I have a race on the sand playing 'Chase The Woofer'!
Of course it was Holly who chased me and I am much faster than Holly, so I kept wining!
Still it was a good game and we haven't been on the beach for some time 'cos Holly gets an infection in her eyes cos she likes to plough the beach with her nose and of course the sand then gets in her eyes and it's off to the vet to spend a fortune, well, OTL's fortune!
This weekend should be fun, no TM, so, paws up on the sofa, crumbs from the nibbles all over the place. Plus we can watch whatever we want on the TV!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.
Thursday, 15 November 2018
As bald as OTL's bonce!
Hi Woofers!
It's Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here again!
Wot a change from yesterday, we went out this morning expecting a glorious sunrise and what did we get?
Nuffin! Not even a glimmer! I mean, we sat there on the Sea Wall while Eric was waking up but we were disappointed, it was nothing but clouds!
We headed home to a chew treat and a snooze while Old Two Legs set about shredding more of his fliles that he keeps in the filing cabinet. He says the stuff is old and not needed any more.
Well, if it keeps him happy!
We got a shock when we went back out at lunchtime, the grass had gone!
Well, maybe not gone but all chopped down! Now we know that the two legs like the grassy look but what about all the wild life If they keep cutting the grass there will be no where for mouses or shrews or weasels and even the rabbits will have to find somewhere else to hide. That will mean the Kestrel will go hungry 'cos there will be no food for them to eat!
All the butterflies and moths will have nowhere to play and insects like bees will have no flowers to visit!
Of course, Monty and Wendy thought it great fun to dive into the grass hunting Nargles and Nifflers but they must have been scared off by the grass cutting tractor thingy!
Of course, I was rather put out 'cos I love the grass 'cos I go in there when I want a poo. You see I don't want anyone watching me and now they have cut the grass, where do I go?
I thought it funny when Holly Dog said that it looks just like OTL's head, you know, bald!
I said we should be careful 'cos he has the clippers out and we won't have The Missus to protect us this weekend 'cos she is off to a 'Retreat' to slap the glue!
It won't be too long before the Harrietsham Ferret Show on 24th November! OTL says that he has high hopes of Monty and Eric doing well in the contest. Maybe they will even get a rosette like wot Mr Brambles or Snowflake did.
The ferrets have all had their claws trimmed and they have had the first of the 'Ear Wipes' to clear out all the ear wax that might have got stuck in their ear lobes. OTL will take a soft brush that will be used to give their coats a nice shine!
I suppose that OTL will practise on us this weekend!
See you all tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.
It's Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here again!
Wot a change from yesterday, we went out this morning expecting a glorious sunrise and what did we get?
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| It must be up by now! |
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| OK, I'm awake now, anyone see the sun come up? |
Well, if it keeps him happy!
We got a shock when we went back out at lunchtime, the grass had gone!
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| It's them, they've done it! |
All the butterflies and moths will have nowhere to play and insects like bees will have no flowers to visit!
Of course, Monty and Wendy thought it great fun to dive into the grass hunting Nargles and Nifflers but they must have been scared off by the grass cutting tractor thingy!
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| Bet you can't see me! |
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| Look, if she wants a poo we both turn away, OK? |
I said we should be careful 'cos he has the clippers out and we won't have The Missus to protect us this weekend 'cos she is off to a 'Retreat' to slap the glue!
It won't be too long before the Harrietsham Ferret Show on 24th November! OTL says that he has high hopes of Monty and Eric doing well in the contest. Maybe they will even get a rosette like wot Mr Brambles or Snowflake did.
The ferrets have all had their claws trimmed and they have had the first of the 'Ear Wipes' to clear out all the ear wax that might have got stuck in their ear lobes. OTL will take a soft brush that will be used to give their coats a nice shine!
I suppose that OTL will practise on us this weekend!
See you all tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.
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